Nicole Kidman’s on the cover of magazines at 100 years old…reminding you that Robots Don’t AGE…they just eventually stop working and you sell the for parts…I’ll take the pussy…not that it was ever used, and most likely had a dick for Tom Cruise’s Needs…bringing up the important question “CAN TRANNIES HAVE BABIES”….sure…if they ADOPT like Nicole Kidman did… Either way – GREAT ROBOT nipples… The post ROBOT NIPPLES OF THE DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Perv Rubbing an Underage Girl’s Ass in Public Australian Man Falls to Death Parasailing… Elephant Found in the Ocean gets Saved – Poor Thing… The Man Making Swastika’s in the Cement Some Girl Running into a Car… Masturbating on the Bus Dude Jerks off in Traffic Masturbating on the Train Girl with a Disfigured Face From Cancer is Scary The post Naked Chick and her Big Titties in Public and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mariina Keskitalo is some chick showing her tits on the internet for what she’ll position as art…and for what is probably seeking validation from men…and that could be an attempt to get a bigger audience so that she can be an Emrata or a HADID also… Tits get hits and we’ve always known that it’s just that the mainstream used to have a moral code and thought showing tits for hits was a bad thing..that would disappoint their moms and grandmas and the community and the church…but that social pressure has been lifted…and motherfuckers put tits everywhere… It’s like parents / dads encourage their daughters to dress slutty so that their daughter’s friends are peer pressured to dress slutty too..and so the dads can jerk off to them…since being married is dull and in some cases fuck them…because young girls are so sexed up they need that kind of thrill… They also know slutty chicks get rich dudes and rich dudes will invite the dad on cool trips surrounded by other sluts if he ever knocks the daughter up..it’s cheaper than college.. The system is weird.But I like it.. The post Mariina Keskitalo Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid posted this super casual selfie of herself in what looks like lingerie, but could be a bathing suit, you know we live in a world of girls who need to take instagram selfies in bikinis to get followers, so the bikini market has really taken the fuck off… You know so that these women, whether it is mooches like the Hadids, who basically eat the Kardashian/ Jenner table scraps…just garbage people sitting at the right table…who post pics of themselves like this – just casually taking a Yacht Shower…not posing like a fucking lame bitch who poses like she’s a model…only this one has tricked people into treating her like a model…and the whole world…remains DUMB. The post Bella Hadid is so Casual on the Yacht Showering for the Cameraman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some bathing suit company….,from Australia that has been around forever…. I find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that… The post Emma Stern Nielsen in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Biel is dressed slutty enough in a magazine despite being a married mom with nothing to do with her time because she’s just been the number one fan of Justin Timberlake since she first tricked him into bedding her and her entire existence has been working around his schedule to get what she wants…SUPER FAN…. Well, now she’s out there, trying to get some buzz around her before it’s too late, and she expires….because she may have that divorce settlement and child support…but some bitches like to have their own money, or have a go at their own career, or have get a little buzz…to try to make her husband fuck her again…but she’s missing on important thing..a penis…because lets face it…Justin Timberlake’s a gay. The post Jessica Biel in Marie Claire Dressed Slutty of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps….. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. The post Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne is hilarious…I mean her casual walk turns into what looks like a low level instagram model shoot in some creepy photographer who is obsessed with getting girls naked in his “studio” that he lives in…to leverage his account and his “art” at least that’s what he calls it…to get these girls naked…even though all it really takes is having 100k followers…and the girls will come running… That said, I am very into her ass…and tits…and low level acting…and I just want her falling into insanity to start including more pussy lip…we’re ready for it…the tits and ass are great and all…but does it really count without exposed labia… I DO NOT THINK SO…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne is Subtle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lottie Moss and her “Not Yours” silly, cheeky, funny, cute tattoo that you know everyone she fucks or who fucks her from behind laughs about because they know that at that moment in time, that cute little ass is theirs…whither Lottie admits it or not…usually when someone goes with a comedic empowering thing and tattoos it on their ass…they are full of shit…but I like her ass anyway… This is a series of pictures of her ass in a bikini that may not matter in the grand scheme but that I am actually starting to vibe on…. Because I realized she’s milking her name for trashy reality TV, not for fashion and for some reason that makes me like her better. It’s like she knows she’s trashy and better suited for trashy cuz it’s fun than High Fashion modeling…and she probably still gets paid milking her half sister Kate’s name… The whole thing is great – because when a girl who is not capable of being a top model, get booked as a top model because of her instagram followers, I feel the need for a world reset…..but when a girl who still mooches her name goes the right direction…I feel there is still hope…because not everyone should be a model…even with all this fat chick empowerment shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lottie Moss – Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kim Kardashian has tits she likes to show the world…like she had a vagina that she liked to show the world…in what ended up becoming a billion dollar empire which in and of itself is disgusting, embarrassing for humanity or America and the people who throw money at this garbage, when really she should have just been left in a dumpster outside a stripclub after burning through her dad’s inheritance…instead…she became this thing that sells bullshit, that gets paid to promote bullshit, and at 37, a mom of two, plastic surgery ridden and non-human looking…she can still show the world her tits and they pay attention…instead of calling her and treating her like a fucking sex worker that she is…. The post Kim Kardashian Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
