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Ariel Winter is Dumpy of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering….Ariel Winter is still dumpy… I hope you weren’t wondering that….because I like to think you’re a sophisticated person not even aware of who Ariel Winter is…. You know the kind of brilliant mind who comes to visit my site for my compelling, yet flimsy, useless, yet inspiring, commentary that doesn’t fucking matter….you know as part of your thesis on where the internet has gone wrong or some shit…because you’re smart…and focused…driven and an earner…you have yachts and you fuck models.. Unfortunately, you’re more white trash, woman hating, half retard pervert who still has cable, and who doesn’t know how to read, but instead just knows how to spell “show me your tits” and “send nudes”…..to girls who ignore you because they don’t know how you got their number…and find you weird…when you stare at them on public transit, the mall…or at the shitty job you work… You know exactly who Ariel Winter is because you’ve been jerking off to her pot belly and newly shaped tits for her young adult life… Creep. Well, you’ll be glad to know she’s in a crop top, that’s really a regular size shirt, but it can’t quite make it past her belly and she can’t admit she’s an XL not a XS…you know…girl problems… TO SEE THERE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter is Dumpy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan of the Day

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I am a Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan….. I’ve never met a celebrity kid I didn’t like….not that I’ve ever met any celebrity kids, but you know what I mean, as a general rule, even the most terrible is still worth watching because they have this weird internal conflict from being spoiled as fuck, knowing they have really famous dads….which gives an entitled ego….while hating themselves knowing they aren’t as famous as their parents and that people only pay attention to them because of their parents…not to mention, since they have celeb parents or parent, they often times look good because of solid genetic modifcation…two hot people making some super human through breeding…like they are horses…yet still hate themselves while knowing they look good because they aren’t their parents…not to mention their parents are often times narcissistic assholes so into themselves that they have no time for the kids, but throw money at the kids, making for a very weird situation…I generally want to have sex with…. But this LILY ROSE DEPP girl…she’s fucking great…I don’t care who her parents are, or how bratty she is as she does the LA thing, and I’m not some closet case Depp fan…I just know a hot 18 year old rich kid when I see one…and for that reason alone…I suggest we collectively jerk off to her like we were Edward PENIS Hands…no homo… She’s flashing panties, which isn’t as much of her soul as I’d like to be looking at….but it’s good…she’s good… TO SEE THERE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ronda Rousey Panty Flash of the Day

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Sometimes the proof of a god…comes in the form of wind blowing up skirts…. Sure it could be just the wind, a natural and scientific phenom, and the upskirt is just a coincidence because you’d assume if there was a god Rousey wouldn’t be the ass flash he’d want the people to see….but maybe God has a good sense of humor, you’d have to ask the priest who raped you in the name of god about that….he seems to have a real understanding of what God is actually about…you know as he is the one who channels his invisible to the people… That said…Ronda Rousey ass…ok… The post Ronda Rousey Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eniko Mihalik Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik did a nude shoot.. Big news…because Eniko Mihalik has done nude shoots before… But as we all know with nude shoots…they are always fresh and exciting even when we’ve seen them before because as a people…we are capable of jerking off to recycled nudes over and over…sometimes for years and years… As you know being a creepy pervert still wacking off to memories exes, or of High School…not the one you volunteered at to check out the girls…the one you went to..30 years ago…we are capable….of not much…but of jerking off to nudes…even old nudes…more than once.. FETISHY The post Eniko Mihalik Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day

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Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis player and she really isn’t that hot…but I have a female tennis fetish…it’s one of those sports you can jerk off to…like Female Surfing, Gymnastics, Figure Skating and really any sport that isn’t the WNBA… You know fit women, strong women, grunting erotically as they flash their sweated through panties…GOOD TIMES…. Good times that I guess Caroline Wozniacki takes time off from to slut out in a bikini… The post Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nipple Video of the Day

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Sometimes, we just need to watch a video by a girl about her pierced nipples to really understand the meaning of life, art, humanity, existence, the plight of the feminist woman, and body modification as a commentary to one’s self expression… You know, the whole free the nipple to desexualize the nipple and protest American establishments like FACEBOOK that ban the nipple, and make the nipple feel like it is some sort of freakish second rate citizen that deserves to be left in the basement…. I know, you are so progressive as a person that you don’t see these nipples, but rather just the cross tattoo on her wrist you are trying to understand. Is she religious, or is it a tribute to a priest that raped her, or maybe a tribute to a dead relative…or maybe it’s ironic…we can just never quite tell.. The post Nipple Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day

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I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family…. The post Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Murphy and Heather Kemesky by Bryan Adams of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bryan Adams may be a national icon here in Canada. He was the Celine Dion of Canadian 80s rock. From Summer of 69 to the soundtracks of some pretty shitty movies (Robin Hood)….because Everything I do a I do it for you….and really…he’s pretty fucking great…. But what I like most about him, is that despite all his success with his music…I mean he’s sold over 100,000,000 records….and since he wrote the song that probably works out to be over 100,000,000 dollars for him…in his pocket… His hobby, or passion is being a creeper model photographer for fashion magazines…as an art form…that he probably gets paid for…unlike instagram models…all while being this super fucking successful musician…making the whole thing extra cool to me…. Here’s another shoot he did for the same magazine of a model called Heather Kemesky The post Amanda Murphy and Heather Kemesky by Bryan Adams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Shitty Shoot for Complex of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne is in a shitty shoot for Complex, my old friends who stopped paying me for links, after 10 years of paying me for links on the site, because they sold to Hearst and thus sold out….making flimsy content for flimsy people…and using slutty BELLA and her fake lips for some clickbait..just makes sense..TOTAL sense…in the grand scheme of the flimsy shitty internet…. Here she is on IG – in a weird overall body suit rocking really silly fake lips… The post Bella Thorne’s Shitty Shoot for Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Thieves Caught Having Sex in a Boat and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on June 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Weird UK Pub Offensive Bottomless Cake Woman Pushes 12 Year Old Girl to the Ground Road Rage of the Day Creepy Dude Who Shot Up His School’s Creepy Video Stage Collapse The post Thieves Caught Having Sex in a Boat and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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