Seeing her plastic / jacked up face trying to emote – is hilarious… The wind when she already looks like she’s in a wind tunnel – is hilarious… Courtney Stodden is no joke though, I mean maybe she is…but I like it… I like that she’s porning up the most magical place on earth, because that’s what Trash does – and a world without TRASH is a world not worth living in.. She’s a big titty monster no one cares about – but I love it…I think it’s everything and more…and most importantly, I’m just glad she’s not at COACHELLA> .. TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Courtney Stodden Titty Flash at Disney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead…. Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do… Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful.. When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top… TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me… Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra.. YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN… Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy… We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls. The post Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Holly Owens. She hasn’t quite made it in the world of marketing – but she is a signed model with a couple of big agencies – so someone believes in her…. She’s done a handful of ads that no one cares about, probably some ecommerce shit, and she probably gets paid, the ones you don’t hear about aren’t necessarily thirsty broke girls trying to sugar baby their way ahead….but then again when you see the nudes you assume that maybe everyone in that industry is on the same path…. So she leaked or released or maybe they are part of a campaign – some nudes and looks awesome, fun, good spirited…I’m sold…. She’s 24 or 25, 4 years ago she auditioned for SI, which didn’t happen for her, but look at her now….very soon expired so throw in the big guns…it’s time to really push things to get more than her 17k instagram followers FOLLOW HER ON INStAGRAM …and I think it was a good strategy for her… The post Holly Owens is the Model You Need to Know of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is a wonderful creature and she’s showing her age by doing a channeling a sea animal that her crazy ass probably thinks she is – because she’s crazy – or this is a little PLANK on the beach, since PLANKING was the last trend that was relevant back when Britney was allowed to use the internet…before her family…the captors who put her under conservatorship locked that out…so she can’t cry for help, but can instead fill her days training for her Vegas dance show..and sometimes, if she’s a little tired from all the sedatives and demands they have on her to be their dancing monkey….like the golden egg she is….they let her go to Hawaii….where she can play on the beach…in her bikini…but you know her handlers with their leashes and cages aren’t too far away! That said, I know she’s doing a surf lessons, and not planking, but there’s no story in her having the independence to learn to surf, unless of course she takes that board out to the horizon and is never seen again…you know in a save yourself from the prison you live in kind of way. I’ve seen Point Break 100 times, it’s one of my favorite movies…I know how the surf logic works….hang ten, gnarly, fucking I don’t know anything else, because I am old, like Britney….only she’s got a tight body to match her mid 30s almost 40 face… It’s fascinating when you think about it, considering I remember jerking off to the HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME VIDEO…20 years ago… 20 fucking years ago… Depressing…..but here are her tits in a bikini anyway… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She posted a workout video…it was good….because working out is what keeps her bikini ready and able to dance dance dance all night making her family their “oil” or natural gas in their Louisana Swamp money that comes in the form of their hot dancing monkey near 40 year old daughter…make that money… The post Britney Spears Planking In a Bikini with Some Dance Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, but isn’t getting shit on, because she’s not German, but probably would get shit on, if the rich guy she was dating to maintain her lifestyle, the whole point of modeling, was into that…because these girls, by definition take direction and orders from men paying them…. She does have hard nipples in this magazine though…VERY important… The post Anna Ewers in Vogue Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Who is Rita Ora? Is not a question that some interviewer would ask Rita Ora when interviewing her for some Oscar or Grammy special, you know a cliche question – trying to get to the depths of what makes this talent tick, or what she’s all about… Who is Rita Ora? Is a genuine question that people ask when people like me say “have you seen the Rita Ora Shape Magazine Pics”…before following that up with “I know, I’m surprised she’s in Shape, considering her tits that made her are so fat, I guess Shape is just trying to stay relevant and Ora was the only one available, or eager enough to participate, or maybe Ora paid them and this is an ad deal…because who the fuck is Rita Ora”…. Here are the pics anyway…because what the fuck else am I supposed to do with my time.. The post Rita Ora for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dreams do come true…when you’re a vapid spoiled brat with a celebrity / who is barely a celebrity / but he counts as a celebrity father – and a decent enough look – because your mom is some brazilian who would marry a barely a celebrity / but still a celebrity father….thanks to being rich…a career that is surprisingly a career – carried by your quest to be relevant, your circle of “it girl” friends you worked your way into – you’re having sex with Beiber while underage and most importantly – her last name…can finally say she’s got into a mainstream magazine – before the mainstream magazine drowns as magazines do – and all she had to do was be the worst…eaten up by the masses – because the internet likes rich kids…and marketers like things the internet likes… I’m not a fan, but into any girl topless for any self serving, validation purposes… The post Hailey Baldwin Making Moves Topless in Underwear for Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You know the drill. If these pics of some random stranger are of Kate Hudson – like they are rumored to be – but that we don’t believe… Her legal team will reach us and let us know… If they are of her, they are definitely tame as fuck, almost hot, romantic, erotic…posed like she knows not to get too fucking graphic in a world where anything you upload to the internet…even when you think it is private…is never private….which is logical.. So these may be the tits that made Owen Wilson want to kill himself, but they could also be pretty much anyone else….with small tits and a round ass.. Looking good though… The post Kate Hudson’s Rumored Look-A-Like Nude Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
