Adriana Lima is old…she’s also a mom…and at 30 girls just fall the fuck apart, they get fat, they get dumpy, their skin hangs off their face, their teeth get crooked, and despite still having their eyes that she made a career off of…..they are old….even with the botox…and the technology of light and make-up….she’s old…and when you crop out her tits…all there is is some mom…not a lingerie model…but a mom…. That’s all I have to say about that. The post The Faces of Adriana Lima of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katharine McPhee posted a snapchat novel – outlining how the well known Taylor Swift fucker, who went on to fuck other people like fat Taylor Swift…and ass licker….John Mayer….finds her snaps boring… So luckily….Katharine McPhee is like most girls…and when a dude negative hits them and calls them boring – they bust out their tits for attention. It’s the foundation of every nude pic I ever got…only this one did it for her story… I wish she took it more seriously, and spread her asshole.. The post Katharine McPhee Shows her Tits in Snapchat for John Mayer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Barbara Palvin has nipples…fascinating…considering she’s a human and they all have nipples. You perverts need to stop sexualizing women, and you need to realize that this slut shaming girls who are too hot to fuck you, is outdated and your body shaming these women who objectify themselves and get paid tens of thousands of dollars a day to be a body that sells product is not progressive at all. It is outdated thinking that goes against supporting women, or allowing them to be empowered while brands pay them a lot of money to be the body that sells product for them…not that Palvin gets that much work, she’s too big…but she is in the media in this shoot and that counts for something…only because of the nipples…..because I sexualize nipples…thanks to being a man. The post Barbara Palvin See Through Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually know or cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system…… Not that this shoot is for an American brand, it’s for Zara, straight from the slums of europe, which is also just stealing American dollars, but infiltrating their malls…. This isn’t really something you can jerk off to, at least not top level, but I think you have the ability jerk off anything and part of my job is throwing masturbation obstacles at you… The post Constance Jablonski in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gwyneth Paltrow is a bikini covergirl for some Women’s Health magazine despite being 100 years old and more importantly a cunt… She’s so detached from reality, spoiled, delusional, rich as fuck, and living her spoiled brat bubble….but at least she’s got abs…at 100 years old…while being a mom..that’s pretty good…I guess…I mean she’s also got nothing better to do with herself than eat clean and workout…especially while being LA based where the majority of these vapid cunts who think they have substance and depth…when really they are just annoying…as fuck…in their bullshit pretentious bullshit…But at least she’s got abs… I didn’t find her hot when she was supposed to be hot…and I don’t find her hot now…but I respect a skinny bitch in an era of fat as fuck everywhere I look… The post Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini pic for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff posted this picture of her thighs on a mattress, that we can assume is reinforced to support her strong and sturdy body, that we can also assume is an ad, even though it doesn’t say it’s an ad and the FDA should fight her on this, sue her for this, misleading us like this….because she brags about how good the mattress is…tagging the mattress..but does she really believe it – or is she just a spokemodel getting paid…who knows.. What I do know is that she’s having some kind of sexual breakthrough, fucking all kinds of people pretty much publicly…multiple trips with multiple dudes and that alone makes this mattress sponsorship make more sense.. What doesn’t make sense is that there is no mention on how absorbent said mattress is when it comes to her high sex drive squirting…you know…squirt squirt… All this to say, I appreciate her sturdiness… The post Hilary Duff Promotes Mattresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney has enough strategic thought to pull a RAT COW…but the white girl with big tits…who is more the kind of rich wife to some athlete who you’d expect to see at the RODEO…who may live in LA because that’s where the fancy live…but who is straight Florida hooters or 1980s topless donut shop level of class…where as people like RAT COW….take the art angle to their short tight trashy sex shop looking skirts…so people buy into their slutting as anything but a cheap photo op to hopefully have someone like me write about…because it’s very important news you know….if you look close enough you can see her asshole…or what I like to call her soul… I know, fuck Charlotte McKinney when she doesn’t show her tits – so Here are some Charlotte McKinney Photoshoot showing some tit…. The post Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner just got paid a lot of money, I’m predicting well over a million dollars to be a hooker body for the panty company that may not be Victoria’s Secret, but Kendall already walked for Victoria’s Secret and thus La Perla wants to lock her into some exclusive contract deal to be the panties that cover her rank little exploited cunt…cunt….. The whole thing is stupid because she’s really not all that hot…but she’s got followers, she pushes product and brands like throwing money at dog shit….as long as it is rich dog shit….that people seem to like because she’s not as vile as her monster sister…because she’s the white one.. Terrible…overproduced, over paid trash…maybe I’m just a traditionalist is my lingerie catalog pics…make them like some 70s sears catalogs or what’s the fucking point….but I guess in the 70s…Sears only had 1,000,000 dollars a year in budget for the lingerie catalog including shipping…and couldn’t afford a Kendall Jenner and her stupid inflated bullshit…so look at us now..the supermodel concept that should have never been….because hot bitches will post naked for free….created this money grubbing troll monster…who just doesn’t seem to die.. The post Kendall Jenner Lingere Shoot for La Perla of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
‘ I don’t know anything about Nima Benati – but I do know she’s amazing…and I want to be friends with her…not just because she’s an Italian in Miami doing the Italian in Miami thing and working it for the Italian paparazzi chick who shoots all these euro low levels to sell to the tabloids as if they are “famous in America”…and the tabloids buy into it because of the bikini pics… She’s apparently a fashion photographer, which makes her even more interesting in her being topless on the beach for the paparazzi and I think I want to write her love songs, sing her love songs, even though I can’t sing and know nothing about music, leading to me interpretive dancing or miming her the love songs…probably while looking like a homeless person after the 3 days hitchhike to Florida…and the fact that I’m doing it outside some fancy restaurant she’s likely eating at with her rich boyfriends…because that’s how this world works… BUT I can still stare at her tits, she can’t take that away from me…because I got the pics… Her INSTAGRAM IS HERE …and she’s amazing… The post Nima Benati on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cailin Russo’s dad is some punk rock dude who was barely punk rock – but who did exist is the 90s punk era with his band New Found Glory….her mom is likely one of his groupies, or maybe his high school girlfriend he cheated on after getting the record deal, and whatever their story is…who fucking cares…it’s about their crashing and burning of their DNA in her uterus that created this lovely, aspiring instagram model, who was almost on the hipster route to be a HADID….but capped out at 500,000 followers…. Her biggest performance was a Bieber video, where she kissed him, and the world went nuts on her, or hating her, as Bieber fans do…that was until today..unless these are old pics…where her big performance is her tits – with nipple ring…being all laid back, california and cool…..erotic…but not really…she looks old… Oh and after looking at her instagram, it turns out she’s working on being a muscical artist also….you know because that’s where you go…for more attention and fame…when topless pics you’ve already one aren’t enough… DREAMS CAN COME TRUE… The post Cailin Russo Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
