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Bella Thorne Talking About How Big Her Boobs Look in a Sports Bra of the Day

I guess this is news to someone..somewhere…out there…because Bella Thorne despite looking 40, while being 19…after a year of being real fucking slutty on social media that with the help of being on TV really made her and her career pop, as followers are everything….and followers are something a lot of these hot young girls have…that I don’t really understand why they have them…but at least in Bella Thorne’s case..she’s on TV…a dying stamp of approval but a stamp of approval none the less… I spent the last 5 minutes googling how to download a snapchat she posted screaming at her sister while dancing and bouncing up and down….and came up with nothing…but downloading instagram stories…I got that shit locked… Unfortunately, like most girls, her snap is more perverted, her insta more corporate, who knows why the porn lives on snapchat – but it does…..so I screenshotted it to shit: I don’t know why I am compelled to post videos of Bella Thorne talking about her tits, but I guess I’m a sucker for tits, big tits, and girls talking about their tits…especially when they are pop culture relevant…rather than just some tired hooker at the dive bar I drink at…it makes me feel more connected…. The post Bella Thorne Talking About How Big Her Boobs Look in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Coles Tits for Monster Children of the Day

Chloe Coles is some Australian model I’ve never heard of – but she’s showing her tits and that’s good enough for me. Sure, you can argue that all girls are posting titty pics, modeling topless, feeling liberated because showing tit is cultural normal, if you don’t show tits, especially as a model, you aren’t shit, you’re not serious, you don’t fit in, and you’re not cool.. This is the kind of trend I wish was the norm when I was a teenager, getting girls to show you her tits back then required work, effort and she’d be called a whore…or a slut and she usually was… The dream would have been for all those Gap shopping, ill fitting jean wearing girls who made you date them for a year for a handjob….to be girls who were aspiring models, even when they weren’t hot, who got naked…because jerking off to people you know is better than tits you see in magazines and I guess for Chloe Coles family and friends they get to experience both… Tits everywhere…is good….thanks for being part of it Chloe Coles…you naughty little Australian seductress…. The post Chloe Coles Tits for Monster Children of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day

I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night… She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes… Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”…. Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay… Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her… Here she is vogue… The post Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grandpa Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Pregnant Woman Survives Being Thrown Out of an Ambulance Man Runs Over His Ex GF and Her Boyfriend Man VS Security THis Man is ON Fire… Weird Michael Jackson Dance Features a Great Fail Ambulance Accident The post Grandpa Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grandpa Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Pregnant Woman Survives Being Thrown Out of an Ambulance Man Runs Over His Ex GF and Her Boyfriend Man VS Security THis Man is ON Fire… Weird Michael Jackson Dance Features a Great Fail Ambulance Accident The post Grandpa Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girl in Line Waiting for a Water Slide of the DAy

Youtube just pushed this video on me – while I was looking at something totally unreleted to creeper filming a girl in a skimpy bikini bottom waiting to hop on the waterslide…and I figured I would share it with you because Youtube is so silly….not only do they have weirdo creepy perv content but they also know us so well, I guess targeting our information and reading our text messages…..just to make sure they capture my attention, drive views and more importantly trick me to share with you…. The post Girl in Line Waiting for a Water Slide of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woman Gets Angry and Strip at the Gym and Other Videos of the Day

COP Pulls Gun on a Person Hotel Crashes into the River Workers Fall in Ditch Dog Shit Sling Shot Plane Crash of the Day Crazy High Speed Crash The post Woman Gets Angry and Strip at the Gym and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney SPears Pussy Shot of the Day

Britney SPears is like any other instagram model, only actually famous, successful and rich beyond just being some half naked girl who gets cocky in her fitness and posts pics of her flat mom stomach, or her hip bones popping out so you can see some late 90s cross tattoos over her pussy like she’s some kind of biker slut, who is trashy enough to be a biker slut, but who is Britney Fucking Spears…American’s sweetheart before TRUMP made it a law that you can only jerk off to his daughter or wife…no other American women are worthy of being jerked off to in AMerica..or you get deported and tortured. So take in this Britney still crazy pussy when you can… The post Britney SPears Pussy Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell’s Gnarly Camel Toe is the Scammer of the Day

Stella Maxwell was on set in Miami shooting the very important Victoria’s Secret catalog / website content for their new collection of made in China, despite TRUMP’s reign, low quality lingerie, so that people who you don’t want to see in their underwear, even though I want to see everyone in their underwear…. You know, this overpriced nonsense that makes business men rich as fuck and that people eat up, and not just dudes who have dirty panty fetishes like me, you know sneaking into laudnromats for that shit stain…but real people, who work and love consuming mall brands because it is familiar.. Either way, I don’t know how she made it into the mix, she pulled some fucking scams, sure she’s a tall skinny model…who attached herself to Barbara Palvin’s agency and got into the scene…and sure she played the lesbian, the intersex androngynist hipster in this feminist world, getting naked with her uneven tits and owning it cuz she didn’t look showered…it was a thing….a thing that turned into this mainstream, commercial, cashing in, low concept shit…all thanks to a scandal romance with MILEY, and growing her hair out…and sure she’s tall and skinny…but her face is wonky and weird…she knows her angles..both physically and how to scam her way in and now she’s an angel…with a little boy ass and a cameltoe bigger than Lesbians should have…..you know since they hate dick….as if Stella Maxwell hates dicks….she’ll fuck anything to get ahead…and ahead she’s pulled off….lots of times… The post Stella Maxwell’s Gnarly Camel Toe is the Scammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne and Her Dewy Face of the Day

I find trends funny… Whether it’s the word “edgy”…that is the new instagram caption word that that people are posting on pictures and everyone is LOLing, copying, and posting themselves….it’s the new “on fleek”…or “fire”…or whatever else it is people are posting, that everyone else is posting…because people don’t have brains of their own…. Or Bella Thorne, who isn’t all that hot, who hasn’t done all that much work, who no one actually cares about, yet who is in the media and talked about all the time…. Or in this case..both combined in some boring pics and videos…of what you can imagine is cum on her face…because I imagine in being cum on her face..it’s the only way to power through all this nonsense… She’s not that magical…but she exists and that’s more than I can say for myself…so here she is… The post Bella Thorne and Her Dewy Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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