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Marloes Horst is Softly Lit Lingerie Campaign Photos of the Day

I find lingerie photoshoots the fucking worst…not because I am anti-lingerie, girls in lingerie can be hot, it’s just that are so fucking cheesy, like a Glamour model shoot, or a shoot a fat wife gets done at the mall for her 25th wedding anniversary…all posed, and contrived, and non pornographic…all photoshopped to give some bullshit effect…or sell some bullshit story…I am not buying into….but yet these brands still produce this bullshit and I still post this bullshit…but mainly because I am glad it’s not the evil empire…it’s just featuring one of their models….because all this shit is cross pollinating incest nonsense… Let’s use all the same asses…even though there is a world filled with asses out there…and they are all on instagram… Marloes Horst is amazing. She probably only dates rich guys but she’s still the kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible singer, his voice raspy….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…because he’s an inny not an outty…not that you care about my penis…or his failures and special oympic needs…but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out you…in what I call a campaign to lure rich guys who like models.. The post Marloes Horst is Softly Lit Lingerie Campaign Photos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie O’Kelly is Interesting of the Day

Rosie O’Kelly appears to be a pin-up girl…a lingerie loving, posing for the camera….burlesque type….who is clearly a man….but that fact alone…makes her youtube channel substantially weird, yet amazing, because it is the not so famous people who I find wonderfully, strange, disturbing to watch…and Youtube is the hub of that…. It’s like where can I see a shemale tell me about her life, showing off her tits and weird body…Youtube….and the best thing about it is that Youtube runs ads on this shit…they monetize the shemale in lingerie by the fire…or her talking about her nipples….a publicly traded company…monetizing this fetish weirdnes…… There’s more…and it’s terrifying… More… Oh….there’s a car wash video….just like you’ve always wanted a car wash video to be… This one is my favorite… On Living with Big breasts… Rosie O’Kelly, I may find shemales weird and creepy – but I just can’t quit you…these videos are everything…and more… The post Rosie O’Kelly is Interesting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Kisses the Weekend OMG of the Day

While Trump is being accused of having Russian hookers pee on him, something that is totally normal to have as a fetish, especially when you’re in a high stress position running a big business with an image to uphold…it’s hard to find things to get you off… I know hookers who fuck high power dudes, and they do way more extreme things to them, often times when they wife is out at a function, or the museum or visiting her sick mom at the expensive hime….whether it’s being shit on, being sodomized by household objects…peeing, a sterile thing is not so extreme… Selena Gomez, the mentally handicapped, incapable of surviving a tour, a break up with beiber, the stress of being a coddled Disney girl with too much money and lots of pain, not just because of the Lupus, but because she’s a whiner…is banging The Weekend like she was Bella Hadid and at least 3 girls I know who have confirmed he has a massive penis for her little gomez in her panties…that may not be that little…because Disney kids are fucked up and put all kinds of things in them….just to fill the void…in their soul…plus girls like big dicks…sucks to be you…. Well, I guess it’s a good thing to see she hasn’t died or killed herself yet…she’s bene too busy getting fucked and I guess I’m keeping track of it..like it matters… The post Selena Gomez Kisses the Weekend OMG of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin is Still Trying of the Day

My favorite person who has blocked me on all social media – because I guess she just can’t stand seeing my name pop up when I leave erotic messages on her social media posts – Ireland Baldwin – the one who got away, mainly because she’s big and has strong powerful legs I can’t keep up with…but also because she’s had a series of really weird breakdowns…from being a surfer girlfriend in love….to being a gothic lesbian…to going to rehab…to coming back with face fillers…as her cousin get the career she wanted to get herself…in what is a sad story for those who feel sorry for themselves, but shouldn’t because their parents are rich and they can potentially do anything they want in life…but for some reason…tehy all want to be models and social media influencers…it’s fucking weird…but at least that comes with tits…cleavage…nipples…nudes…all things slutty for attention…like this dress.. The post Ireland Baldwin is Still Trying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Brown in Bathing Suits for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

What the world needs more of – is a girl named Bella…because there aren’t enough 20 year olds named Bella….out there making it because of their tits… I’ve never heard of this model BELLA BROWN…maybe she’s not even a model…it’s all so confusing these days with the social media thing going on….but I know she’s in a bikini…in a magazine…so that’s something….something powerful, something important…something that lets us objectify her based on her body….the way it was meant to be… The post Bella Brown in Bathing Suits for Marie Claire Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day

I always assumed no one gave a fuck about Doutzen Kroes – because Victoria’s Secret, a mall brand, threw her out….and no one was upset about it…except maybe her and her husband because it would mean that she’s around more… She’s a fucking mom with a bunch of kids, sure she still looks good, but when a mall brand gets rid of you, you’d think a fashion brand wouldn’t touch you…then you remember that all this bullshitt is connected…and that all this bullshit is bullshit…and that Kim Kardashian is a big advocate for this brand Balmain…meaning despite being overpriced it’s ghetto as fuck….and has no standards… But it does feature tits..and I like model tits in ads…it works for me. The post Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stern Nielsen Bathing Suit Campaign of the Day

I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her… That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth…those lips are crazy, that body is crazy, and seeing her do a bikini campaign may not be a nude for attention photoshoot for “fun”…or “editorial”….but it’s something good enough to imagine her on the beach eating an ice cream…as it melts and drips down her face onto her tits….wiping it off with one hand…while inserting random objects in her vagina with the other…the way all beach fantasies are supposed to be. She’s great….a keeper…something weird looking about her, but also nostalgic…I’m into it… The post Emma Stern Nielsen Bathing Suit Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madonna in Lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Madonna is terrifying…and in being terrifying…she’s decided to get into lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar – because she can, she’s Madonna…a celebrity / popstar / icon who has been around for 40 fucking year…and who is 100 years old…and the sick thing in all this…is that I fucking love it… It is the perfect level of disgusting for my weird fetish of old bitches who don’t know they are old…because they are Madonna and have some delusional opinion of themselves…thanks to ego…and in her defense…she looks pretty good for 100….all menopausal and good to cum in…as long as you have lube to deal with her being dried the fuck up….which brings up a very important point…what does the vagina look like…is it still there….does it still breath..or is it more of dead animal…just rotting away in her panties… SO MANY QUESTIONS…let’s hope this Harper’s interview gets to the bottom of it…. The post Madonna in Lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Heard is the Evil Gold Digger of the Day

Amber Heard is a devil woman..there is something about her that is dark, manipulative, and the fact that she exists based on her acting alone makes no sense….sure, she claims a drunken addict like Johnny Depp beat her up and he probably did, actors are crazy…but she broke him…like she’ll break Elon Musk…who is caught under the spell of her pussy…and every other rich guy along the way….I mean unless she decides to go back to being a lesbian, which was convenient for media attention…when she needed it….a modern day harlot…I appreciate because she’s hot and I’d let her manipulate me with her vagina provided I was a billionaire she’d want to use for the good life also… Dark evil girl….but I like her paparazzi pose… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amber Heard is the Evil Gold Digger of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tove Lo’s Tits from 2016 of the Day

These are from 2016… Tove Lo is a titty flashing singer with one big song everyone loved last year… So what better way to celebrate her year – than by posting pics of her tits from last year…even though she’s been titty flashing consistently since I first heard of her – like all girls should….you see cuz tits matter….and desexualizing them by showing them to me so I can jerk off to them is the best tactic… The post Tove Lo’s Tits from 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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