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Joanna Krupa Naked for Maxim Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking old…and despite looking good naked…typical, basic, fake titty blonde chick from the late 90s….but still good naked…she’s still pretty fucking old…so whether this is good or bad, I can’t really be a judge….because I think all tits – old or not – are great or worth looking at. I am a pervert, I am sex obsessed, everything I have done my entire life has been sex related, and whether I think a girl or glamour model from Y2K is pathetic at her core as she reaches for any visibility she can get or not….is irrelevant….the fact that she was able to take shitty photoshoots to shitty reality tv…to still exist is a feat in and of itself, as most hookers retire by this time…yet Krupa and her communist drive keep going to task…good job. The post Joanna Krupa Naked for Maxim Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen in Latex Bras of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”. She’s in latex bras for her job and her lips look fake, which would make sense in this world of everyone jacking up their face.. The post Bregje Heinen in Latex Bras of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Instagram Model Demonstrates Instagram Model Monetization of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aliana Lozada Gonzalez is a fucking idiot, unless she knew she was being trolled, but if you’ve met some of these instagram models, they are so fucking clueless, and use instagram in their prostitition so people like TagYourSponsors can pretend they are in dubai and make a joke out of them, by getting them to outline what they will do for 50,000 dollars…. This video came out a long time ago, I’ve knows about this shit, and show has a lot of people for a long time, but it’s going viral now, I’ve had 10 people send it to me in the last 2-3 days, and I figure exposing an idiot hooker for being an idiot hooker – willing to fuck a 13 year old….is totally worth getting involved in promoting…even if you’ve all seen it already…it’s a testament to this materialistic, soulless, disgusting world we live in….and I’m the kind of guy who loves hookers and prostitution…but it is so key for me that the hookers or prostitutes are open and upfront about it – and not pretending to be “models”…or some shit..because lies offend me.. I’ve looked up this bitch, can’t find anything on her, maybe it’s a troll or fake video….but skinny tea, protein powder and old rich man giving rent money…is what makes 100,000 followers worth having.. The post Instagram Model Demonstrates Instagram Model Monetization of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amazing Gift Idea – Two Fisted Drinker of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

TWO DRINKS – ONE CUP ask any girl…and she will tell you that TWO FISTS are BETTER than one….. I am a drunk, I like to drink, my site is called DrunkenStepfather because it’s all I know….it’s the only thing of value to my soul…it is the only meaning I have found…it is the only way I self destruct and deal with all the bad bad bad things in this world…so all drinking related things are amazing to me…even though I’m good with drinking out of puddle…as long as the booze enters my veins…my medicine…you know.. Well it’s Christmas, and what have you done? Probably nothing because you’re a lazy fucking asshole like me, only I went out there and took pics with this awesome, unique, perfect gift idea…..that allows you to Drink two of your favorite beverages at the same time with the Two Fisted Drinker – because you can never have too many drinks at one time, and if you’re like me why stop at Two drinks in one hand, get two drinks in each hand and two more drinks on the table, KEEP THE FUCKING DREAM ALIVE PEOPLE…bring this to the Super Bowl Party, Christmas Dinner, or just use it alone in your basement while you cry….and here’s a half naked girl to celebrate everything right in this world…because I LOVE half naked girls..they are the reason I keep drinking… BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PICS GET THIS AWESOME GIFT IDEA CLICK HERE NOW GET THIS AWESOME GIFT IDEA EVEN IF IT IS FOR YOURSELF SINCE NO ONE LOVES YOU BUY IT NOW The post Amazing Gift Idea – Two Fisted Drinker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Barbara Palvin Does Sharon Stone Because She’s a Monster of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some bullshit neither of us care about…but big girl Barbara Palvin playing Sharon Stone in some Love Magazine – has no great original ideas…but people celebrate them – because they work with people who have mastered the scam, have a huge following, and that’s just what matters these days…if they are in Victoria’s Secret they exist and Love Magazine is there with their bullshit concepts like SHARON stone…something parodied so many times…only instead of it actually showing Palvin cunt…it shows us nothing, is empty, and isn’t even a parody of shit…yeah, Basic Instinct is more edgy than you basic fucks….garbage…but I’ll post it because I like garbage…low concept, fast food, clickbait, garbage… The post Barbara Palvin Does Sharon Stone Because She’s a Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amazing Gift Idea – Fuego Hot Sauce Box of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tis the fucking Season to keep things HOT HOT HOT under the miseltoe, in the snow and you don’t need a fireplace, or money to throw at strippers in the stripclubs….you need HOT SAUCE …. Or you could keep shit hot by getting drunk and be inappropriate at family functions….ideally with your brother’s wife…because she’s got such hot tits and he was a dick to you growing up….or even his 18 year old daughter’s Jewish friend who tags along, you know to teach her about the Christmas spirit…but I recommend HOT SAUCE … There is no better gift than the gift the keeps giving….Subscription Hot Sauce Box….that comes time after time…Gifting you and yours Craft Small Batch Hot Sauce Delivered to Your Door…shit you have to go to the county fair to get…. HOT SAUCE Because everyone fucking loves HOT SAUCE and you can never have too much of it….you can always find things to put it on..you can collect it…and be the dude with the best hot sauce at all the BBQs….or you can do what we did and give it to a couple of girls to play with….and eat with….and the funniest thing in all of this isn’t the FISH TACO…or the FUR BURGER….or the SMOKED MEAT SANDWICH pussy illuminati…it’s the fact that they are vegetarians!!! It’s the HOT SAUCE man…that shit makes them go nutty…spicy…exciting… All this to say, I don’t recommend it as lube….but it is Brilliant…because Hot Sauce is awesome…so GIFT IT CLICK HERE Here are the pics, but GIFT IT – GET IT – HOT SAUCE FOR FUCKING LIFE CLICK HERE HERE HERE

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Lea Michele Booty of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to think Lea Michele was a dude…who dressed like a girl – and had some angelic voice that her parents beat into her before selling her off to Broadway – and then GLEE…but it turns out that after staring at her ass – as she awkwardly pops it out… I realize it doesn’t really matter if she’s got a dick, she’s done this girl thing enough, she’s got fame and money and despite not being all that hot…is widely accepted as a girl…and if you talk to any tranny sex workers – they’ll tell you that it’s not even gay to fuck a tranny, as they are “women” with dicks, and most of their clients are straight men….we call closet cases with weird sexual issues thanks to trying to find things that turn them on…. She’s at some event…who cares…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lea Michele Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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What Could Be the Aubrey Plaza Nipple of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aubrey Plaza has blocked me on all social media…so I don’t really keep track of her…bcause as you know SOCIAL MEDIA is fucking everything… She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by jokes I mean my dick, and by laugh I mean while trying to suck it…. She’s on TV or was on TV, I don’t bother with that shit…because it gets in the way of me staring at my wall…plus I am tired of the subliminal messages they are sending us to consume shit..my wall only tells me to spend my nights on tinder trying to get nudes…it’s my only friend in this lonely dark world…. People find her hot, or cute, or whatever…I find her dull…and I win…or maybe she wins…not because i can see her nipple skin tag…but because she’s made it in the world where people are talking about her nipple skin tag…like it matters…. The post What Could Be the Aubrey Plaza Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oliva Munn’s Weird See Through of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Munn is the worst…she’s been so shameless in her career, and it’s worked out for her, I mean she gets jobs as an actress, after being a fucking host, on some show barely anyone watched…and now all her hollywood dreams have come true, in some serious polarizing or winning some kind of lottery that makes little to no sense, since she’s not that hot…she just got nerds to think she was into what they are into, really owned that shit, because she’s an actor remember…pretending to like a videogame while talking to a virgin with your tits out as he cums himself…is easy… making her hot to them, and able to leverage that to this…acting shit….celebrity shit…in big movies and …when she should be working for local youtube gamer channel for 30 grand a year….but I guess she always had a goal, an objective, and her using, worked and it worked…and we can assume tht putting her tits out in a sheer dress is nothing compared to the work she had to do with her actual genitals to get here….making her pussy story the inspiring story of pussy survival and winning…I guess…it needs to be a kids show TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s the most representative photo to sum up her career….Getting stains out of her dress…if you know what I mean..(if you don’t, let me give you a hint, it’s not about her being a sloppy eater…if you know what I mean)….if you still don’t know what I mean…fuck yourself and die – I hate you. The post Oliva Munn’s Weird See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her…. All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face… I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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