Alexis Ren figured out her instagram whoring required a storyline for lonely people who sit on social media to buy into her…. So she found a male model rich guy to fly her around to great places – to capture images that would make depressed people looking to social media for some sort of hope that their shitty life get better…even though they know life will never get better – but at least someone out there has it better – and they can sit and envy them before killing themselves…. Then they broke up – but still pretend to date because it’s a good angle…and now she’s doing some lingerie campaigns… So she proves that if you have a hot body, not talent, but a tight fit young body, coupled with a silly story that people follow, people will throw money and opportunity at you.. and you don’t even need a cute face….good deal…better than working the local bar, or Subway or whatever hot girls who weren’t quite hot enough were doing in a pre-social media era of pushing product like virtual door to door AVON ladies without the sex. It’s so silly. The post Alexis Ren Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach has fucked Leonardo DiCaprio – assuming he fucks the models he dates and doesn’t just keep them around so that you don’t figure out he fucks dudes… She’s booked a movie that I am hoping is straight to Netflix, which is actually a good thing these days, so maybe I should wish it goes straight to DVD…and only DVD as it just shouldn’t have been recreated / reworked, LEAVE BAYWATCH ALONE…. She’s the Pam Anderson character, without the hepatitis, but probably with herpes..I mean there’s no way LEO doesn’t have some kind of rich famous dude STDs… Now she’s modeling stockings for a EURO brand – like she’s hot…so it looks like she’s made it..all from making it…with a celebrity…. So girls who are out there half naked in selfies…if you want to really matter…find a famous dude to put up with, or sit on their face…or in their case let them sit on your face…it’s good for business… The post Kelly Rohrbach in Pantyhose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was at my neighbor’s house trying to fuck his wife – who was watching Dr Phil as unemployed people who are on disability – like my wife – do…. We are the low lives of society, the mooches, if we lived in America – we would have voted TRUMP…you just garbage humans… Well…the Dr Phil was on some girl who was confronting her mom – who when she was a kid – filmed her fucking her dad….now that may not make sense to you, or maybe it speaks too close to home to you because you’re trash…but the show was about a girl – who was forced to fuck her dad…while her mom filmed….confronting her mom as an adult…that’s crazy.. But not as crazy as this preview for a Shelley Duvall episode, that’s just absolutely brilliant…she’s lost her mind, maybe part of The Shinning curse, or maybe just a product of being in Hollywood in the 70s…and that may have made her fucking crazy or maybe she’s just brilliant…and right…one of those tin foil hat wearing freaks who think Robin Williams is a shapeshifter…TOTALLY…amazing… Needless to say, I didn’t fuck my neighbor’s wife…but I did steal a pair of her panties to sniff and Dr Phil is the voice of the people….the white trash redneck people… The post Shelly Duvall is Fuckign Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Nov 14, 2016 at 4:48pm PST Mattel has decided to hop on a trend, the fat trend, because fat is in, people are fat, and why not speak to the fat people who complain all the time about how fat is misrepresented in the mainstream, when it should be stigmatized and made fun of – due to being unhealthy… So they partnered up with Fat model, who got off her fat ass, but took her fat whining to create a career as a fat chick in a fat world, and created a fat barbie in her image… I am sure it’s a dream for all girls to have a barbie in their images, even if it looks like it’s Kim Kardashian…a monster..or a tranny….even though it is shitting on their legacy of unrealistic expectations that is handed out to little girls at a young age to fuck them up proper enough that they turn into activists like Ashley Graham for fatness….to try to give kids a positive influence by saying “it’s ok to be fat and to aspire to be fat”….instead of feeling inadequate their entire lives because they will never be as hot as the Barbies they are obsessed with and play with – even after surgeries to look more like Barbie….something a lot of girls do. BUT…I prefer aspirational Barbie…not settle, be lazy and die a premature death Barbie….but the world…it is a changing… The post Fat Barbie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In silly Taylor Swift news….she’s suing some radio DJ from Denver for grabbing her ass while posing for a photo. His name is DJ David Mueller and the claim is that he “reached up under my skirt and grabbed my ass right when I was having to pose for a photo.” This is the picture that Taylor Swift was trying to keep private, despite it being the evidence in the lawsuit…. Now I’ve grabbed my fair share of asses that didn’t ask to be grabbed, the most famous one being Lady Gaga’s ass many years ago – before she was famous – but she was in a leotard in a VIP booth at a club I was at – and I just couldn’t help myself from reaching in and being a full creeper….I was drunk and I was trying to get her attention and she didn’t even notice, it was a great ass and her security didn’t notice, so I didn’t get my ass kicked….or sued for sexual harassment… I didn’t do it for sexual reasons, I never really assault girls like that, so I realize how creepy that kind of thing is to do, I’ve grown since then and I’d never grab an ass unless I was paying 10 dollars a song to do it….so if I was this close to Taylor Swift, I’d be more inclined to throw semen at her vagina hoping it stuck to make me well funded babies…even though the rumor is she’s already pregnant – not sure who the father is – because she likes to fuck….just not low level radio DJ creeps. I hope they give him the chair….because women’s rights…in this feminist era has no room for pussy grabbing – just because your president claims when you’re rich and famous you can grab them by the pussy – because you can….and if you’ve seen a girl around someone she thinks is amazing – like a DJ, bartender, celebrity, etc…you’ll know….just last weekend – there was this 20 year old babe in a cleavage revealing shirt working the bartender, with half her tit hanging out….just like that…half tit exposed…and she knew it…she just wanted him to know it…because girls are the predators….just not to dudes they want nothing to with….like Me! Point of the story is – don’t grab random ass…there are plenty of willing girls who want their asses grabbed…focus on them. Via TMZ The post The Taylor Swift Ass Grab Photo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The scariest thing about these Serena Williams boxing some dude on the beach -is that the dude in the pics is actually 6 foot 6….. She’s a fucking monster, a giant, with an ass that is bigger than the average human…making you wonder whether she’s actually a woman, or a product of an opportunist father who wanted his “girls” to destroy the white girls at the tennis club, because strong athleticism is a way to earn respect and a lot of money – and if you start young with the hormones and sex changes – the kids don’t even remember being born with penis….unless they are just big, strong, athletic women…in which case they are terrifying… To like this is to possibly to have a sexual disfunction, or maybe you’re gay and don’t know it…because I have seen trannies who are more feminine than this, and sure trannies have something to prove and are always more girl than girls, it’s part of the transition…and a tranny would never go out looking this masculine in a bikini because they spent money and time trying to transition…. But I do know dudes, regular dudes, who have big black girl fetishes…they just love the massive ass and tits of fertility to smother them…so…ultimately we are all a bunch of faggots with questionable fetishes and to me this is scary…but to all the horny fucks…this could be everything…a huge ass in a bikini dominating a man….some of us like girls who can’t run from us due to weakness – while others like not being able to run away from a woman…whatever works, who cares what you get off to…but this is weird…not the kind of tennis player I’d jerk off to… The post Scary Serena Williams Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty convinced this Hilary Duff in jean shorts post won’t be the one that puts this site on the map after being around for 12 years – it’s bound to happen eventually right? I can’t just be the site that got a ton of traffic the Day I got the exclusive video of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham squirting and Gawker linked me….that can’t be my legacy…this can’t be my legacy…but then again I guess it won’t because if no one knows you exist, they don’t know when you die, and no candle light vigils happen outside your home…not because my writing isn’t brilliant as I reach to make Hilary Duff all strong in shorts thanks to the personal trainer she bangs worth reading in an era where no one reads…especailly not broken english…but because none of this actually matters and anyone showing any interest in Hilary Duff’s strong legs in shorts…have probably already seen her strong legs in shorts….because they are creepy, weird, obsessive and have been following her since she started out as a kid…and still can’t get enough of her. I’m a late blooming Hilary Duff fan, because I’m more and more into thick legs that look like they can squat with a fridge on their back…because as someone who is not athletic – I’m attracted to what I’m not capable of doing…carrying heavy objects….all while being rich enough to make a personal trainers dreams come true. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Strong Legged Hilary Duff in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
After years of extensive research, it’s safe to say that no matter who you are….if you’re going to take a selfie…whether for your own personal self, or for a bigger purpose like to share yourself with the world because you’re a self involved cunt who thinks she’s great….do it with hard nipples….because everyone involved…on both ends of the spectrum…will appreciate it more….maybe even intellectualize it, over analyze it, celebrate it….by jerking off too many times to it..but it just makes for a better…more substantial image…. This is Bella Thorne…she’s trying to become famous. Or maybe she is famous…it’s all really a fucking blur by now – isn’t it. The post Bella Thorne’s Hard Nipple Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner is as bullshit as her father is – when it comes to sex appeal… She’s a fucking puppet that her mother may have created, but probably had her staff create, in effort to continue selling product to the next generation, in what are the biggest AVON ladies in the world….who sell nonsense direct to consumer using their channels built on social media – due to being rich…..it’s terrifying…not just because kids look up to this, but because this looks like this…. She’s got such bad fillers and body procedures that she looks like a white girl trying to be Kim Kardashian, who she happens to share half her DNA with….it looks like she has meat stapled to her face…and young girls are following her lead…dudes find her and her clown face hot…and here she is naked in paint, her stomach fat sucked out and ass filled in…a monster really…but she exists and thinks she’s important…and in a country of retards who get their news off social media…she probably is… Here are more of her terrible selfies… I prefer kendall’s pizza nips…but they are both garbage…. The post Kylie Jenner’s Nude Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you’re built like Ariel Winter you should probably not squeeze yourself into some ridiculous looking one piece outfit, not so much because your sloppy tit will hang out of the armpit hole, or because the thing will ride up your twat and asshole…but because it will make you look like an inflated, bloated, mascot working outside the tire store dressed like some kind big bellied bear…attempting to get people in to buy winter tires…. When you’re a barely hot, but marketed as hot, despite your head being a fucking circle, 18 year old TV star dudes actually jerk off to because they’ve watched you grow up through puberty on a huge national show…you should stick to showing off said tits…but with this one it’s either crop top and short shorts 4 sizes too small…or what looks like it may be a tarp you’d use to cover the leak in your garden shed…mainly because she’s built like a garden shed…. I’m not a fan, but I’m sure she’s rich enough to make me try to get her pregnant – a little gunt’s never killed anyone…that I know of…maybe just their soul… Either look at the bloated elf…love the bloated elf…it is the Chrismas Season after all…asssuming America isn’t blown up by then…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Shows You Hot Fat Girls Shouldn’t Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
