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Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am an animal lover, but I may just be a human hater, and my be an animal lover due to circumstances, you know the basic human need for love, that I am just directing towards animals because they possess the features you’d want to find in humans, but humans don’t have due to egos and narcissism… No, I just think I like animals, they are great, that’s not to say I don’t eat meat like some kind of hippie faggot, I am more into eating meat that I get at restaurants and never have to see or touch because I wouldn’t be able to kill an animal to satisfy my love for the tenderness of a chicken’s soul…but I can eat that shit fried up off the bone like a psychopath. That said, PETA is the key animal advocate organization that probably runs a scam like all the non-profits, overpaying the execs, but that gives famewhores everywhere an excuse to make a spectacle for their cause…keeping PETA talked about…while they try to organize actual campaigns with actual celebs…. I mean why wouldn’t they give Stodden the OK on this, it gets their message across and costs them nothing, bitch just needs an excuse and I guess PETA gives it… Fame whoring for a good cause is a good excuse and may still be famewhoring…but its’ a good cause…I just thought PETA was about getting people naked, not half naked and covered in what looks like period art, up on some NEW FEMINIST ARTIST….the pornstar version…because STODDEN does softcore porn for VIVID…. The post Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eliza Dushku Naked with her Dog of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eliza Dushku was an it girl who fucked and possibly married black basketball players because she I guess, like most girls, she liked her emptiness filled… She’s Boston’s own….and you probably don’t remember her, or maybe the only people who visit sites like this know exactly who she is, and are so weird they’ve even created their own pocket pussies based on what they assume her vagina looks like from bikini pics….you know the real fucking weirdos… But there was a time when Eliza Dusku was all the rage thanks to a couple of shitty, shoulda been straight to DVD movies, but was a simpler time, when the public’s expectations were low, and when teen comedies were just a pile of fucking shit…..which coincidentally is happening again…that we all ate up cuz there was nothing else to fucking eat….we had no options and she was hot… She’s moved from LA back to Boston to finish college and along with supporting Bernie Colonial Sanders, she’s taking strategic nudes for her social media and fans…because Boston doesn’t feed that LA for a decade need for attention….and that’s a good thing. The post Eliza Dushku Naked with her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was talking about Taylor Swift the other day, I was telling someone that the site traffic is dying hard because no one cares about what I have to say, everyone is on social media, the blog format is dead, I didn’t adapt because I’m traditional, and I should have probably created more of a media company I could sell for 40 million dollars, instead of one worth 5 dollars. It would probably be the same amount of work. They told me that I need to break a story, and I told them that I have broken stories over the years and no one cares, even this month I’ve been told Taylor Swift is 2-3 months pregnant and not telling anyone…and when it does get announced no one will credit me for breaking the story…perpetuating my life as a loser… I realize that not everyone wins like Taylor Swift has with her genius marketed music to the masses, that isn’t even good but that doesn’t need to be good…focus on a fake broken heart because we all know rich vapid cunts don’t have hearts they just have the ability to spin stories to their benefit… At the same time, Taylor Swift really wants to be a model…so much so that she hangs out with them, she works out with them, she’s got skinny legs and is tall like them, but just can hack it as a model…walking Victoria’s Secret runway like she craves….even though being a model doesn’t require much more talent than being a big enough asshole to make poses and model faces for a camera…or on the runway…which I guess she still gets to do, case in point, these VOGUE pics…but she’s got this billion dollar music career that she will never break free from so that her modeling work gets any stamp of approval…she’ll always be a popstar posing, which is nice to know bitches like this don’t get everything they want while sitting on their pile of money…because they’ve already fucking won at life… Either way, possibly pregnant unless she miscarried, trying to model because she’s tall and skinny and hangs with models, source of music that makes me want to kill myself…in Vogue…for Mert & Marcus. The highlight along with her being as slutty as Taylor Swift gets is that her shoes remind me of this skinny bitch doing a drunken, drugged walk of shame at 7 am outside my house today. She was a stumbling gift from god that I didn’t have time to offer to save…with my mouth…yes Taylor Swift in Vogue is about me. The post Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid for Glamour Germany of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid is the Bootleg Hadid sister, with bootleg plastic surgery tits, in bootleg Glamour magazine for Bootleg Germany, because she’s Bootleg…at least in the grand scheme of things…but to a whole other group of rich kids, she and her sister are EVERYTHING…they are everything they would want to spend their dad’s money on…photoshoots with big photographers, attending all the big events, hanging with the big agencies who used to pimp your gold digging mother…you know idols to a generation of vapid and useless cunts… I am not mad at the Hadids or their existence. It’s not like they tried to suicide bomb my local grocery store when I was hitting on single sad women buying 3 bananas… I just think taking opportunity, all the opportunity in the world because you have a rich as fuck dad, and turning it into high school drop out who gets half naked in fashion magazines that only cast you because they like the instagram clicks they get on your page your team created for you in trying to make you the half arab Kardashians…is a fucking waste… So when I look at an average looking, but skinny, girl like Bella Hadid celebrated for basically being the useless sister of a useless rich girl who is trendy….getting jobs for that reason alone…not all that hot…I just hope the world turns on them, leading to desperation, drug addiction, sex tapes, suicides, etc…because at least there will be more substance to what these girls do. The post Bella Hadid for Glamour Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christa B. Allen See Through for Instagram of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Christa B. Allen but she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important… Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career… So she is “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt from back in 2009….and started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….and her career highlight is probably being on a show called REVENGE or another one called BABY DADDY….because they are actual TV shows…. TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….her see through social media is just her “ART”…she doesn’t need followers, she’s already rich from her Screen Actors Guild pay scale of 500 dollars a day, which her 4 episodes of Baby Daddy, that account for 5 weeks of work, which works out to be 10,000 dollars for the year!! Less agency and Union fees, bringing in a COOL 7000 dollars for 2015…which paid for 2 months of life in LA…forcing her to find something else to subsidize the other 10 months of the year while living her dreams… She’s 24, not too late yet, but seeing all these actors taking the instagram model nudity to their self promotion is great to perverts like me who used to have to wait for an actor to fuck up to deliver nipples..modern times are so promising, even if social media is garbage, it ruins lives, but it still brought out inner sluts and created some lives, and for that we should give thanks. The post Christa B. Allen See Through for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that no one cares about anything Lindsay Lohan, she’s so done, expired, useless, irrelevant, still famous and people will still suck up to her, but nothing she does is of real interest, nothing even when she goes out and gets engaged no one cares, 80 percent of people just assume she’s dead….or prostituting herself to someone who thinks it’s cool that they are fucking Lindsay Lohan, knowing how many famous and rich cock that has been in her…it’s like that pussy is the whos who of the early 2000s Hollywood… I am probably one of 50 people who still care about Lohan, including her immediate family, but then again, they never cared about her…but I don’t really care to see her face that she’s mangled, at 30 or near 30 or older than 30…..it takes away from what was… So to celebrate Lohan, her engagement, I’d rather focus on a topless, recently sunburnt, snap chatting redhead who is everything Lohan wanted to be, including but not limited to 18 years old…Bella Thorne…because we’re in an era where Bella Throne’s sunburn is a bigger deal than Lohan’s engagement to some rich dude from Russia, 10 years behind on the trends… But if you’re more into expired milk, knowing it will one day turn into cheese, here’s Lohan this past weekend NIPPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS The post Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian for Chanel Erotica of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Stewart is boring….she can channel her inner Parisian hooker from the 20s all she wants…showing some hosiery with her shirt undone…like she’s just been paid to do some striptease…while she’s actually just been paid by a brand, probably 4-5 million dollars…to be their spokesperson thanks to having a strong team pushing her “celebrity”…aggressively to the ad agency, when the truth is she influences zero people on fashion, trends or anything, except maybe the freakish lesbian she’s dating…but that’s probably just because the Lesbian can’t K-Fed her with an accidental knock up – or Megan Fox her with an accidental knock up to establish a future together…their lesbian baby requires science labs and shit…. The post Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian for Chanel Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Game of Thrones Premiere Erotica of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I’ve always been creeped out by the Sci/fi fantasy crowd and even as a kid, maybe due to Autism, or maybe due to having a brain, I couldn’t connect with anything that involved Wizards and Dragons and Trolls and whatever else goes on in this show I’ve never seen and never want to see…but that EVERYONE is obsessed with…due to what I can only assume is brain washing… I just can’t rationally get into a story that is so far fetched, no matter how much they spend per episode, especailly when the cast isn’t even hot… The only thing I can fuck with that is Sci/Fi Fantasy are those weirdos in every park in America LARPING, but I can only fuck with them because I watch judgingly trying to understand how these people came together, when they should be in their mom’s basement masturbating to Fairies…and remember – OH RIGHT…the internet…that’s what it was invented for before the normals took over…. Emilia Clarke…. Nathalie Emmanuel… Kristen Bell and Husband… Maisie Williams…. Sophie Turner…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Game of Thrones Premiere Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Dressed Like a Kardashian of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Big girl Jessica Simpson….and her massive tits is dressed like every thick girl video vixen with fat tits and a fat ass with a skinny waist trained stomach…this is straight out of the clubs of Miami….or a Kardashian sex tape…perfectly hood up on some Grimace crazy outfit shit. This is her million dollar weight watchers body, reminding you that even when you’re fat there is still hope, especially with these Texas BBQ fed tits…crop topped I am into hot mid 30s, but that’s just because she’s Jessica Simpson and has these tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Dressed Like a Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard nipples were brought out in a magazine, because she’s an old mom who’s tits have been sucked on by both potential employers and her babies she had being a good Catholic Brazilian..coupled with increased sensitivity from her fake tits… She’s still a model, still has a fit body, but is still boring to me. It’s that whole mom thing and overexposure from being in Victoria’s Secret that I hate….she’s like the McDonalds of models… Either way, These pics came out 4 days ago, I spent 4 days deciding whether to post them since I posted the paparazzi pics when they were shot a while ago and even those bored me…and who needs more Ambrosio really, a hard mom still modeling when she should retire nipples in a bathing suit is exciting to some – I guess…just not to me… Here’s her tits from her instagram yesterday….with the hashtag “forevervacation”….we get it you rich cunt. The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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