Megan Fox talks about her cross dressing child, she talks about how her kids telling her when she was in her womb that they are bohemian revolutionaries and a whole lot of other broken girl botox filled shit… These actors who start out in this shit young, who are thrown into this vapid world and her are abducted and procreating with David from 90210 are so distorted and fucked up that they need to dig into the world from their self absorbed, ignorant, uneducated place to find purpose.. “I must be more than tits dudes wanted to fuck in a series of shitting fucking movies”…”I must be more than a talentless idiot with millions of dollars”…and with all that free time on her hands – she’s figured it all out…garbage… The post Megan Fox on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assume that New York Fashion weeks is over, it’s been a week, and that’s usually what a week means, right… Well here’s my highlight reel that doesn’t involve any real highlights or a reel, or any see through or nipples on the runway for fashion…..which was something I was really into back in the day, pre-porn, when there was a equally fashion show on the one channel I got without cable, where nipple’s would be everywhere, and along with jerking off to it, I realized, “shit fashion is clever, they have it all figured out, nipples on daytime TV, because it’s fashion, even though it’s still nipples and I can jerk off to it’… This is actually a really shitty fucking round up…filled with irrlevant, old, bootleg people…but whatever – at least they are trying.. AnnaSophia Robb’s See through to Bra Em Rat Cow Trying Hard in a Weird Bodysuit Naya Rivera’s Bad Botox Face Some Claire Danes Legs… Kirsten Dunsty Blake Lively’s Tits of the Day Riding Deadpool’s Success – Cuz She has a Kid With Him… “I did not wake up like this. ????” TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bootleg NYFW Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Paris Hilton in a one piece bathing suit, acting like the typical Paris Hilton baby talking spoiled brat, you know the original GIGI HADID crossbred with Kim Kardashian, in what would be more appropriate if it was Paris Hilton not doing this pink princess garbage she’s played out, but rather porno shit she revlolutionized for rich kids everywhere to find their place in the world, mainly Kim K who won at Paris Hilton’s game, thanks to the popularity of Hip Hop… Either way, Paris Hilton lives, I wouldn’t know since she blocks me on everything, but she lives….she’s irrelevant, a cockroach, a cum and bloody shit stain on a pair of expensive panties of a person, but she lives… The post Famewhoring Paris Hilton does a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Kourtney Kardashian was feeding her lecherous demon child that is obviously not as bad as its cousin, not because the cousin is half black but because it is half Kim Kardashin and Half Kanye which is really the garbage… There’s a nice, and I use that world loosely, just not as loosely as Kim K’s asshole is, but nice enough none the less, not that I ever saw or would admit to thinking that this one, who was marketed as the hot one, is hot…but a thick mom nipple, works for me. If you don’t like that – here’s Kendall’s Butt Shot..since Kendall is the actual hot one, even though she’s still tainted by the garbage that is Kardashian…and posts pics of her ass like this on social media.. The post Kourtney Kardashian Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner is one of the most famous creatures, and I use that word gently, I’ve seen her in person and she’s more of a horror movie monster, with pounds of fleshy stapled to her face in the form of BOTOX…at 18 and this one is the one I hope falls into serious drug addiction and fails terribly. She’s the Michael Jackson of the family, the Gary Coleman, the child star who has such a distorted sense of reality because she doesn’t remember when they were modest Los Angeles county living multi millionaires thanks to LIFE cereal and her mom fucking and getting knocked up by OJ Simpson…and his legal team. Either way, this shoot for Wonderland magazine is a pretty big deal because the pictures are by Richard Kern, who may not be a Helmut Newton or any other really celebrated photographer, but he is one of the original nude hipster photographers, probably in his 50s or 60s, who has never been accused of being a Terry with the girls, but who is still an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, with a feature called “Shot By Kern” that had both hot and disgusting girls, before Vice became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE turning it into the mainstream packaged as ALTERNATIVE shit it is…. Doesn’t matter, because we haven’t seen the pics yet, she may not even be naked but for those of you who know creepy photographers, you know that when all they want is a girl naked, it’s not about the art – but rather about them jerking off to the outtakes, and of course they act like it’s not, they want you to come back for more and tell your friends how professional the motherfucker is so he get more and more outtakes of naked 18-20 year olds, shooting them all fucking day…. I’ll post the pics when they happen. The post Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t follow politics, I’m Canadian and feel like even as a Canadian, I am aware that every person running a country is just a figurehead who has no power or control to change policy…or really anything… I don’t care about Trump’s sensationalized politics that are all for show, you know to he’s saying what the people who would follow him as a “business leader”…would believe or want to here, you know traditionally the poor people who need social services hate social services!! I don’t care that Bernie is an old as fuck socialist from Vermont, who hates big business, even though I was a punk and hate big business, or that Hilary is a blue blooded overfunded, full of shit and has been too into politics…and I don’t even know anyone else….because I don’t follow politics…and they don’t make enough noise and aren’t marketed as well.. I do care about whores, legal prostitution is great, Nevada wild west good times….gambling, 24 hour booze, and sex….and I really care about their politics if the whore is sucking my dick with The post Hookers for Hilary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pam Anderson is in this groundbreaking role in a youtube video, because she’s not done yet, she’s still got more to give to the entertainment industry, and lucrative roles are falling into her lap like this Sci/fi for youtube… I guess we are in the era of self produced movies, which is probably a good thing if you’re someone who can’t sell a script for the life of you, or don’t want to sell a script for the life of you, because you are an artist and visionary in your mind, or you have financing from VICE / FOX / MTV and can put it together without the whole Hollywood machine…by putting it up to youtube. It’s pretty exciting stuff, because fuck Hollywood. So to some, Pam Anderson is not dead…or maybe she is, but makes a perfect futuristic soul cycle teacher… Here’s the premise: Connected, by Luke Gilford, is a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world. Jackie (Pamela Anderson) is a burnt-out AuraCycle instructor in the midst of a midlife crisis. She’s obsessed with self-improvement podcasts (voiced by Jane Fonda), and she is soon drawn to an advanced yet enigmatic wellness spa that promises to enhance her mind, body and soul. Guided by her effortless and nubile mentor, Luna (Dree Hemingway), Jackie will give up anything to feel “connected” — to herself, to the future, and to a precarious sense of perfection. She beat Hepatitis…and deserves to be celebrated….with her clown tits… The post Pam Anderson for a Sci-Fi Short of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”…. Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies… Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF. Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES.. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF THIS MOM IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Graham is the fat girl that SI is using to appear politically correct in an era of social justice warriors who have groups and pages on Facebook and who can collectively target, boycott, ban and write worded emails to the advertisers and the execs at the magazines, basically annoying the fuck out of everyone… So just throw a fat pig of a bitch who represents zero Athletic, unless you think failing at a pilates class once, or walking on the treadmill to justify pigging out on cake is a fitness. And everyone will be ok with the 1000s of pics of hot bodied whores half naked inside the magazine…clever fucks…and while they’re at it, just make sure there’s at least one nipple shot of the pig, so you know she’s not as sloppy a cow as you’d think and that she actually has perkier, full, rounded big tits…like a fat girl…but not like a sloppy fat girl… Maybe she is everything you ever wanted and not just for black and hispanic men who love this big girl shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE The post Ashely Graham See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I originally thought that Bar Refaeli is doing the old hang out with my bigger hipped friend to show off her lean my pregnancy is…because she’s pregnant, I saw her instagram post a few months ago sponsored by the pregnancy test that probably inspired her pregancy…but realized that she can’t be pregnant in these pics, she’s probably digging up old hard nipple pics to get some male attention these bikini models need… Well it turns out it’s some very Jewish inspired tribute to her friend, on the right, who just had a kid….in some moms and besties, these 30 year olds with their sisterhoods, because they’ve been through so much together bullshit you can see at every Starbucks midday This is her badly written tribute that will bring tears to your eyes because it’s about tears to vaginas… Valentina, my best friend for the past 10years. The sister I’ve never had, my mentor, my guide, my better twin. We traveled the world, we partied, laughed and cried over boys together. We lift each other up and without words, knew what to say. The best memories I have are with you. We really Lived. Loved and Laughed. I always knew we will forever remain close, and then you married an ISRAELI guy- means we also share a home. I always knew, you will have the cutest baby- and Emily is far more than just cute. But I never imagined we will both have babies in the same year. Welcome to the world Erin Adler. You are going to have a partner for life, a best friend, and my biggest wish is the Erin and ?tbd? Will share at least half of the moments Valentina and I shared together. Val, I know I’m pregnant and emotional but it is the biggest gift we could get in life, daughters that will grow up together and we will teach them -true friendship- God, Pregnant chicks are so fucking emo.. The post Pregnant Bar Refaeli Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
