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Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assumed that Halston Sage was Jailbait…from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn… But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed… But she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough… I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, at least based on my experience of having sex with them, is that they all have big round asses, even when they are skinny. in what we can assume is caused by hormones in the food, the benefit of commercialization of food production… Right…..keep eating that Pizza…it makes what would have been bodiless girls from the 80s…rock a good waist to hip ratio…while making other girls who would have been athletic in the 89s look like Kylie Jenner… So weird. TO SEE THE SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Fire Alarm Scare of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently there’s a fire alarm going off in the background at this Taylor Swift concert, where Taylor Swift decided to show the world and her fans just how terrified she is… The highlight of the video, probably know her red lips that look silly, but instead her mom or friend yelling at her to get dressed to which she says she’s in a robe and covered….meaning that despite being a safe, boring, over exposed while not being exposed at all bitch, she’s actually got genitals…. But I guess we kind of already knew that, thanks to the whole fucking every dude to get material for her shitty, commercial, very successful, pretty much top of the charts, besides Beiber because we have no taste as a people, but she just pretends it’s love, and not filling herself up to cum to get through life…. The post Taylor Swift’s Fire Alarm Scare of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is…I’ve posted on her, I’ve probably seen movies or TV shows she’s in, I remember John Ritter…and he’s been dead forever, so I still have no idea who she is, beyond an actor that people seem to be into, with a solid fan base, but I couldn’t tell you anything about her, from what she’s been in, to where she’s from, to who she’s fucked, to whether I’ve seen her naked or not.. I mean I could google her, or even check the site archives, but I feel zero motivation to do that, I’ll just assume she’s relevant, when looking at her must be 30 year old ass in a bikini bottom…because useless, known, relevant, or uneventful, the bikini bottom makes everyone worth looking at…even if you don’t remember them 5 minutes from now…like Krysten Ritter.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Intense Outfit Rubs her Lips on Tyga of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess when your family whores you out from a young age, showing the world everything you can doesn’t really phase you..in fact, it’s encouraged… Once surrounded by cameras and paparazzi long enough, it gets to the point that you’re just used to it, so you figure just keep doing whatever it is you’re doing, and do it slutty enough to get people to notice your 35 year old porn star looking face, even though you’re just 18, because Kim is pushing 40 and there’s limited things for the family to exploit, until the third generation of garbage come to age, you know when they are old enough to jerk off to, because they come from a long line of whores… Ultimately, we keep watching and exposing yourself for attention isn’t that big of a deal when you get paid as much as these idiots do, it’s like “all these people give us money and we don’t even need to fuck them”…allowing Kylie to fuck 30 year old rappers instead…living the dream.. Here are her tits in an outfit.. Here she is following a dumpy ass troll.. The post Kylie Jenner’s Intense Outfit Rubs her Lips on Tyga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter, who got into acting because she’s Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter….her stepfather, and you know we like stepdaughters, is Brian de Palma, making me assume her mom was some kind of aspiring actress before they were called instagram models.. Well, in being an “artist”…as everyone with no soul aspires to be…because “art”…is substance…she’s become a photographer and posts her “art” photography…but I guess that wasn’t controversial enough..so she posted a pic she took riding some dude’s face… Now – I don’t know if this is WIlla Holland, they are saying it was uploaded to her instagram then deleted, and there is a nerd debate going on about it, because her fans are nerds into comic book shit, and/or the OC… It would make sense for a self portrait in an art college…and uploading it to instagram loving it, only to realize the backlash from friends, family and management, and or designed to generate buzz to promote a new project she’s involved in…then deleting it…just makes sense to me.. I am not a forsenic, celebrity nudity nerd…so I have no idea…if this is Willa Holland or not, but these pics are from her instagram, less interesting, but still good enough, because #art. The post Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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James Franco Has Sex With Himself of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Breaking Sex… AOL is working on being relevant by creating or hiring famous people to produce video content for them, in what I assume they probably spent 1,000,000 dollars on, even though production of this is probably 10,000 dollars at the most, but whatever, they put together the mash-up video that is destined to go viral because it features James Franco, it’s merges two popular shows, and it involves Franco Fucking himself in weirdness. I don’t really love where the world is going, but I’m glad the internet happened to really understand how fucking weird the general public is..in what they like.. The post James Franco Has Sex With Himself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skid Row Flasher and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pug Owner Throws Dog Shit at the Police Police Shooting of the Day Car Surfing is the New Drifting Suicide of the Day…What the Fuck… Blacks VS Whites in London Puerto Rico Tourism Video of the DAy – Off Duty Cop Killed Extreme Selfie of the Day – The Wingsuit Edition NYC – SUbway Streaker FLASHBACK FRIDAY = This is the best video I posted this week..Naked Fat Man in a Hotel The post Skid Row Flasher and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Stefani Sober and I only like her because I am never Sober and she’d be something that I guess the media would want me to be, and not just because she’s a hot skinny model, that is fat shaming me just by existing, giving me unrealistic goals and body image issues, but also because she’s hot, and a reminder that I don’t get to have sex with things like this, possibly because I’m not sober and being drunk…makes me do very disgusting things…that claim they are woman…but I’m not too sure because I just close my eyes and go for it… I just figure as Drunkenstepfather….Sober is my soul mate in an opposites attract situation….But that could just be the delusions of alcohol withdrawal and living on the internet the last 2 decades… Sober…such a beautiful thing….even when drunk… Here she is for Elle Turkey…because I love Turkey… Here are some instagram pics…because I am now stalking her…because we’re meant to be… The post Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato at and Event of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Lovato showed off some cleavage…in a leather dress…in what I assume is a tribute to her lesbian past.. I posted a post on Demi Lovato showing off some cleavage…in a leather dress in what I assume is me being a pathetic bottom feeding asshole who posts pictures of people I don’t actually know or care about…doing things I don’t find interesting or care about…because who the fuck is Demi Lovato, other than just another Disney chick from the Miley Era with a bunch of issues from being sold off by her parents…that she’s medicated with sex and drugs…before being locked down by that dude from That 70s Show..all while always, consistently, making money… I couldn’t tell you a Demi Lovato song, which is a good thing, because if I could, I would probably kill myself…knowing I hit rock bottom… This post on her leather dress is pretty close to rock bottom…but I can get through it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato at and Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry on All Fours of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The internet is freaking out because Katy Perry got her handprints in what I assume is the hollywood walk of fame, because I guess as an LA party girl, who probably walked Hollywood BLVD with her girls buying their silly raver outfits for their club nights, it’s probably a big deal, worth the price they charged her for it, because now, she’s eternal and can inspire other mainstream raver chicks to fuck the right dude in the right band to introduce her to the right people as that is how it pretty much happens… I mean, I get the whole tits busting out of her top, that she knew was going to be the position she’d be in, and probably why she wore the dress…because everyone give this old lady popster with some of the worst music more attention on her big day! It cost her money…now notice… I don’t think Katy Perry is a horrible person, I think she’s a horrible performer and don’t get her, but feel sorry for her knowing that no one actually respects her or her music and only care because she’s famous…if she wasn’t famous, she’d just be the weirdo at the club…. That said, your instagram and facebook must be blowing up with Burning man pictures, as they “Burners are back”…and Katy Perry was a “Burner” this weekend and she posted one of her Mad Max, creepy in the desert not dessert outfits, and all I can see is her short thick legs… The post Katy Perry on All Fours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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