Bella Thorne posted this picture of her as a 17 year old nurse…the kind of Dougie Howser that you probably fantasize about….but that you shouldn’t fantasize about…because a nurse is there to tend to your illness…and 17 year olds are so irresponsible and caught up in their vapid social media existences that you’d likely end up taking care of yourself, or dying off due to their negligence…as they snap a selfie with you….and sure a teen body that’s a few months from being legal…always looks better than an old fat seasoned veteran nurse who is probably angry, jaded and mad about her Union not getting her that raise…so just as careless…but there’s a lot more comfort in that than some actress pretending to be a nurse… All this to say, Bella Thorne, whether a real nurse or not, gives me anxiety…because I like to know my nurse knows what she’s doing…and is more than just a slutty teen in a nurses outfit…if you know what I mean.. The post Bella Thorne is a NUrse of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model…but more interesting she was designed by science… Her mom a lesbian and her dad a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments…on some Dr Moreau shit…and it went right… Blending the DNA of some dyke and himself….to some create his own perfect and amazing creature….which is weird because every gay dude I know…hates lesbians….but I guess there are exceptions to every rule…or something…and that exceptions is this model…who is modeling something…in these pics….because that’s what models do… The post Josephine Skriver Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emmanuelle Chriqui’s old Canadian face was used to promote the new entourage movie…that I assume entourage fans are really excited about seeing..because entourage was a huge part of their lives for a long time…and I remember when it was on TV and I never watched it…because seeing these lame fucking actor dudes trying to be cool was everything but cool…because actors as a general rule are homos…and hollywood as a general is cheesy…so seeing them do it in their 40s…on the big screen is just weird to me…but seeing these tits…in her 40s…are ok to me…because we like tits.. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to target Ashley TIsdale because she was a lie…created by Disney Marketing people…winning awards for being pretty when she really wasn’t that pretty and I just felt annoyed and that it was my responsibility to speak the truth and do what I could to get the word out that this was a lie… Then I forgot about her, as the rest of the world dide…but figure why not target her again today, because her fans are so into her, and she can do no wrong…but more importantly becausse she’s got a cameltoe standing next to Shaq..in what would be one of the most disturbing sex tapes imaginable…and that’s all I have to say about that…which is honestly already too much, I mean this is Ashley Tisdale… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of my biggest life fails was not going to a Courtney Stodden Halloween party I was invited to many years ago when she was just tabloid fodder that people were buying into… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE But I knew that based on her stripper looking pornstar vibes…coupled with pretending she was 16 to get press while dating some barely a celebrity celebrity…that her sex tape was just a matter of time… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE She was a whore to the media…a whore to the world….and when no one officially cared…the stars alligned and she did what she had to do… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life…or at least since I first heard about her…because it was obvious….and I guess as her number one fan…this is exciting stuff….and I just can’t wait to see the whole thing… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Sure she’s no squirting anal queen like farrah…but she’s still fucking magical…and not just because of her circus like clown car tits… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE All this to say…good things happen to those who wait…. Thank you TO SEE MORE VIVID.com for making dreams come true…but next time lets have more gaping desperation….we like our sex tapes grimey…and sad…this is just cute and big boobed…which I guess is nice in this throat fucking era… Click Here To see BACKDOOR FARRAH 2 and BACKDOOR FARRAH SQUIRT TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE The post Courtney Stodden Sex Tape CLIP of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what Edie Campbell but I do know that she’s a model in Black and white…not naked as models are supposed to be…and that I downloaded the pictures expecting some amazing and inspiring fashion shoot that addresses the state of the nation in some social economic political irony…but that is just a mode in black and white…Should I bother posting? I guess I’m in too deep…and she’s skinny and in a bikini…that works…but could be better….if it was more pornographic…can’t always get what we want can we… The post Edie Campbell for Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 12, 2015 at 1:36pm PDT This is how chubby Selena Gomez…in her sports ba…showing off her thickness…but more importantly showing you how to make a million dollars with a brand that is using her as a spokesperson for the brand…by doing google hangout’s for Adidas…like a dancing monkey and I don’t understand how the general public can be so blind to these puppets, like they love these people so much for no rational reason other than their live’s suck…so that when these idiots post nonsense about brands, these idiots jump and down with job.. It’s like why the fuck does it take a brand to have Selena Gomez interact with her fans on the internet…because she gets paid to be good to the people who pay her cunt ass.. It’s pretty disgusting…but I’m sure her implants aren’t that Bad.. The post Selena Gomez Tits for Adidas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner wore some denim in some campaign that allows her to tell people that she’s an actual model…when really brands only use her because she has a massive following and it’s like buying an ad in Teen Vogue or some other shit kids used to read in the 90s when models didn’t have their own platform to reach people because models didn’t fucking matter they were just support to articles and vehicles to sell product instead of being a product…and as much as I think the Kardashians are repulsive and horrible….I’ll still stare at this young ass in tight pants…because why the fuck not…it’s not her fault the world is fucked, the media is fucked, her mom is fucked…and social media happened…it’s not like she’s worked a day in her life for this dream to come true…she’s just coasting and I guess you would too..but you don’t matter…and she does.. The post Kendall Jenner Does Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are… The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB: A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way. According to the Cannes festival: January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her. Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes… Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN…. Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking… I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool… Here are the posters.. The post Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s the BRitney and Iggy video that I like to call two desperates leveraging each other, one to secure her place in the world to ensure not being a one hit wonder, when we know that girl was hit a lot of times from a lot of different people to get that hit song…because she’s a whore from Australia with a novelty act that suburbia like….and the other is Britney Spears, who is just some used up puppet that you can’t help but love because she’s a crazy person…that her family needs to keep earning… I guess this is some Samsung sponsored shit…because everything is an ad campaign…people getting paid…and idiots like us consuming it… The post Britney Spears and Some Fake Trash Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
