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Candice Swanepoel Pussy Flash of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is in TULUM on vacation because she’s celebrating not being pregnant for the first time in 4 years… She is boring, she hasn’t done anything interesting besides Victoria’s Secret, she never tried to break free from the evil corporation and do something innovative or interesting, because I guess bitches are fucking lazy, and this one was making well over a million dollars a year, more than she ever expected to make back home in South Africa where she was avoiding legless athletes with guns, AIDS, and black people who were revolting the insane white racism of South Africa…. But look at her now, in Mexico, in a bikini, like a legitimate socialite all at the age of 30….retirement time…and still looking hot after 2 kids…cuz some bitches just do things better. I can’t vouch for her cunt, that shit is probably blown the fuck out…but if it’s strapped into a tight bikini bottom….how the fuck are we to know otherwise…it’s not like she’s showing any of her labia… Instead, she is showing us this…her most interesting work that isn’t even that interesting. HER TITS ARE OUT! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicky Whelan Topless of the Day

I don’t know whats going on here but Nicky Whelan is topless getting fucked by Don Cheadle or is that Denzel…or is it that Mohammed Ali guy who keeps winning Academy awards….and is that even Nicky Whelan….someone who you wouldn’t know if it was or wasn’t her because she doesn’t exist, or hasn’t existed since the 90s….but bringing her tits out to survive…I like that..but not as much as she likes black cock…(she married a black guy) making this acting not acting at all…but rather living out fetishes on camera while playing make belief or some shit… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicky Whelan Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Wet Bikini of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, the celebrity fucking, titty showing model who has made at least one baby with Jason Strathem, the bald action star bald people like, because he gives them hope..he motivates you bald fucks to work out, take up martial arts, and get rich, because those things combined off-set male pattern baldness, and create an environment where top models, like Rosie Huntington Whiteley…a fashion model who despite being so uppity and classy….busted out the titties. I assume this is her promoting some of her own bullshit…make that money when you can, where you can….and if only every mom was this rich, hot, and worth looking at half naked….right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rosie Huntington Whiteley Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Spring Break Forever of the Day

Spring Break Forever motherfuckers.. I don’t know if Spring Break is still going on, but it’s gotta be, since Spring Break Forever motherfuckers.. I do know that Spring Break is inspiring, a time to strip down all your winter depression and down as much alochol as possible, in efforts to get some fucking AIDS or some shit…it’s not a death sentence… I do know that even when you’re an old married fuck, you can strategically plan your Spring Break trip around young hot college girls in bikinis…and you’ll be entertained in your fold out beach chair you got at Costco or at the community Bingo last summer, too old to get noticed by the bikini girls, making your creeping on them a stealth operation…. I also know that whether you Spring Break or just Jerk off to Spring Break content or not, you should probably do it while wearing a HANGOVER PATCH ….not the most conventional cure to a hangover but hey if it helps you fight off that 72 hour hangover it’s worth a try…cuz hangovers suck. Just yesterday I drank a bottle of sour tasting wine, that I wondered whether I lost my taste for wine, of it it was just rancid….only to have the gnarliest (that’s spring break talk for craziest) hangover ever…I was fucking puking, shitting fire, and migrained yesterday…..because I wasn’t wearing my hangover patch and or because I am dying thanks to hard living all these years.. Point being, don’t be like me in any aspect of your life…Look at me and see all that is wrong with the world…listen to my advice that comes from experience at failing at life…use me as an inspiration as to how not to act….But listen to me when I say….try the hangover patch, because I didn’t, and I got sick…. So GET YOURS NOW ….we’re offering a PROMO…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Spring Break Forever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brooke Burke’s Got No Pants On of the Day

Wild On…grandma…. It just goes to show you that when you’re a half naked Playboy whore from the 90s, who got a TV show in the 90s, you get that license to HO… Not that anyone needs a license to HO, but a ho is a ho is a ho and the one thing I can say about Brooke Burke is that she’s managed to carry it for 3 – 4 decades…and is still fit enough to stare at the bare ass of… Maybe this is a Throwback Thursday, of her younger, maybe that’s what she wants us to think, questioning whether it is old or new to make her feel good about herself cuz she’s got good fitness and face injections and still feels hot… Whatever it is, don’t tell the other ladies at the old folks home that this is the trend…cuz they don’t have what it takes to back-up a pantsless pic like a seasoned veteran whore…..like Brooke Burke…with all that face injections and fitness….pulls it off. The post Brooke Burke’s Got No Pants On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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David Guetta’s Sister Carla Got Her Tits Out of the Day

David Guetta’s sister is out there trying to make a name for herself, because it sucks being the second tier sibling to the successful DJ, even if it gets her into all the best parties, because she’s the one with the tits, and statistically the tits are what people care about, so get there and remind them that you’ve got them. Use that DJ last name to get more visbility…while giving your DJ brother something to jack off to…since Incest is trendy like it was the 70s again. That said, this may not be David Guetta’s sister, or daughter, cuz he’s old enough to have an 18 year old with daddy issues of her own… But they have the same last name and that’s close enough for me… The post David Guetta’s Sister Carla Got Her Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sydney Sweeney Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is kinda hot…. She’s from Everything Sucks!. The Handmaid’s Tale. Also in Sharp Objects…. She’s got big titties…and she’s now brought that to instagram to do what people her age are doing to market themselves…showing off their bodies the way Jesus wants them to…otherwise why bother having a hot young body… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sydney Sweeney Potential Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Victoria Mottet Fake New Art of the Day

Art is a myth…it doesn’t actually exist. It is just something idiots tell themselves they are doing to justify what they are doing. Sometimes, they can monetize that art, sometimes they can make that art into a business, which I guess would take away from the artistic merit of the whole thing, but for the most part it’s just an excuse….an excuse for a rich kid to not get an actual job, or an actual education…a “I went to art schooL”…so they can be stoned all day and make silly, superficial, nonsense pieces that are either sculpture, collage, paintings….that aren’t innovative, interesting, but most importantly…that don’t require talent…it’s just bullshit…. Art, for the sake of this site is a great thing, because it gives girls this excuse or confidence to get naked in photos…thinking there is something cerebral or high brow about their shit….when really…it’s just superficial clickbait that means nothing…does nothing…but nudity is a grea self promotional tool….and that’s what is about… Call it what you want, I’m too busy looking at your pubic hair to care. The post Victoria Mottet Fake New Art of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie Turner Swimsuit of the Day

The Jonas Brothers are in Miami with their wives… One is married to Deepak Chopra…who you may remember from being a guest on Oprah often…and if you don’t you were probably employed and not some degenerate sitting at home watching Oprah obsessively like a housewife…when really just being a fucking low life… The other is married or marrying a much taller than him Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, but she’s hipster and cool, in a mainstream candy coated way…she doesn’t wear bras, often times has hard nipples and is wearing a one piece… Clearly Deepak and Sophie should swap bikinis like they probably swap brothers like the creepy Jonas Brother groupies they likely are…finally with the dudes they used to think about when they used the shower head against their cunts while in high school…at least in Sophie Turner’s case…where as Deepak probably used to bathe in a puddle. I saw Slum Dog Millionaire – I know how it is… Here is her sister in law PRIYANKA TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The Jonas Brothers and their Vaginas Take On Miami of the Day JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Turner Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Lovato Looks Great… of the Day

Demi Lovato the heroin addict that raised from the dead, proving that anything is possible if you set your mind to it, and if you have a naloxone kit handy. I once coined the term “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart” back when I was motivated enough to coin terms, and it’d be used in cases like this…a level of sarcasm maybe, a little dig cuz we know she’s not looking good…but I guess in Demi’s case – looking good is just being alive after trying to kill herself, since life’s so hard for her rich and entitled life… Bitch didn’t look good, when people said she looked good, now look at her now…years later still not looking good.. I guess that is how science works… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Lovato Looks Great… of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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