Canadian Shay Mitchell from whatever the fuck the hugely popular show that got her 4 million fans on her instagram….which is a lot of fucking people…especially when you’ve never heard of Shay Mitchell and I know you haven’t, because I’ve hardly heard of her…and do this shit all day…has figured out the key to getting talked about is producing as much bikini content possible, because motherfuckers love bikinis….I mean she’s even brought a camera person on her trip, to produce videos like this, which all seems a little desperate, but when you’re ethnically ambiguous ass gets this far from the frozen tundra you are from…fucking bring it….with what is pre-sex tape level whoring but whoring none the less….and I’m all about it…I am just unhappy we never ran into each other doing Canadian things…like fucking babies seals……
Victoria’s Secret produced a Superbowl commercial, because Victoria’s Secret has built their business on selling lingerie to men, using amazing looking women, who would never fuck them, and who their wives would never look like, even if they can wear the same shitty overpriced underwear….it’s like seeing a cartoon version of them…the shorter and fatter Victoria’s Secret model, trying to live a fantasy motherfucker saw on the superbowl, but dealing with a horribly comedic, overstuffed sausage version of it… This is the trailer…
Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits …because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber… She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck… TO SEE PICS OF CARA DELEVINGNE AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE
I thought Demi Lovato was a lesbian, partially because someone told me that she had a sex tape with Miley from when she was underage, but also because she’s built like a tank… So I’m surprised she’s wearing panties, in this horribly scary, cellulite ridden panty flash… I was expecting to see a strap-on…or a pair of lesbian underwear…like men’s boxers…because lesbians don’t wear girl’s underwear…that wouldn’t make sense… Either way…this scares me…and turns me on…at the same time…all it takes is excess skin and one-size too small panties…to win my heart.
I thought Demi Lovato was a lesbian, partially because someone told me that she had a sex tape with Miley from when she was underage, but also because she’s built like a tank… So I’m surprised she’s wearing panties, in this horribly scary, cellulite ridden panty flash… I was expecting to see a strap-on…or a pair of lesbian underwear…like men’s boxers…because lesbians don’t wear girl’s underwear…that wouldn’t make sense… Either way…this scares me…and turns me on…at the same time…all it takes is excess skin and one-size too small panties…to win my heart.
Her name is Kim Anami…she’s a Vaginal Weightlifter on instagram…and that blows my fucking mind….and not in a good way…in a wtf kind of why would you put this on instagram and how is this appropriate behavior on instagram, when my pics get flagged everyday…oh right…feminism…or maybe just maybe she’s selling a book on doing kegels and other vagina exercises to have a power vag….feminism… Apparently she’s a surfer…which makes the whole thing even weirder…but her real star talent is her PC muscle ability…that I am sure allows her pussy to grab other even the smallest dick before jerking it off inside her… Here’s what she had to say: I Lift with My Vagina New year, new vagina. It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for: Vaginal Kung Fu 2015 Follow her on INSTAGRAM ….or don’t…weird… Here are her pics…
Her name is Adrianne Curry, I can only assume that you’ve never heard of her, because she’s absolutely irrelevant, but then I remember that this is a blog, and blogs are an outdated content delivery system, so you are probably old school and set in your ways, not part of the new social media, self involved, herpes generation….who use things like browsers and go to things like websites…unless it is seen on facebook…so you know exactly who she is… A reality star…from the advent of reality TV…who ended up on other reality shows…before settling down with a Brady Bunch actor for more reality TV….who eventually was forgotten, because reality whores are interchangeable…so she turned to social media to post her smut…like ass shots and tits shots before doing the comicon circuit…to get nerd, virgin, loser, fans because they are loyal… Well…she’s still posting her ass on twitter…fascinating legacy her bottom feeding is leaving behind…as her relevance that never was is officially dead.
These ass pics of Iggy Azalea are circulating the internet and have been the last few days, I tried to ignore them, because I firmly believe that Iggy Azalea, her music, her career, and her fat ass that black men fuck…because for black men and WHOOTY is good WHOOTY…I think it goes back to the Martin Luther King era of civil rights, where black people were seen as second rate citizens, basically laying the flag, or pipe to the white man 60 years later…through his daughter…but maybe I am looking into things too hard… I figured I had to post these, because her ass has gone viral at least career-wise, she plays up her ass, and that’s exactly what this is all about, because when you taste what you’ve sucked so much dick for, without having to taste the residue semen, but instead just by looking at your bank account, you do whatever you can to not lose it! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
So the UK Sun, has decided with the rest of the world, that Glamour Models are a waste of fucking low quality time, and giving them attention is really just helping strippers expand their clientele, while increasing their hourly “Lap Dance Rate”…and occasionally landing an unwanted pregnancy, or high profile athlete husband…or even a Rolling Stone…right Katia Ivanova??!? Today was the first day that Page 3 didn’t post topless Glamour models… It’s been 44 years of topless Glamour models…a feature invented by Rupert Murdoch….that had hater feminists were fighting becasue women are more than just breasts, and Page 3 for the last 44 years didn’t agree…and I’m sure those uptight, nazi-like oppresssive censors are pretty happy to know they have won…because they have decided to end the feature, because I guess tits are old news, or maybe advertisers don’t like tits, or maybe we can find tits anywhere we look like the Internet…and there is no place for it in a newspaper… It’s still fucking weak behavior…giving into the evil activists… That said, we have been fans of the Page 3 girls for the last 10 years, or 25% of their existence, we even have an extensive 3 year archive in the stepFORUM …. Cheesy or not, it’s the end of an era, we like tits, and here are some pics…to remember the good times…before these assholes backed down for the freedom they represented all for Ad Dollars… So no more boobs in your paper….Boycott the UK SUN!!!!!…. Here’s a bunch of their tits, in some really shitty photoshoots… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE Boycott the UK SUN!!!!!…
I think J.Lo aka Jennifer Lopez….is a fucking scam. I think her celebrity is really based on positioning and timing, but I guess it always is, the 90s were good to he and marketing to a demographic in the population that didn’t really speak english, using the fact that she was representing their dreams…worked…but it’s 25 years later, she’s old as fuck and a mom, yet still rockin’ a decent enough body, but probably one too old to be dressed half naked, with hard mom nipples in a leotard…but she’s all about drawing attention to herself, it makes her more money than God, it gets her noticed, and people care…and I guess she’s still hot…I mean we’ve seen enough of her on this promo tour for whatever movie she’s been promoting..she’s fucking everywhere…and whether I think she’s a trashy, washed up, or annoying doesn’t take away the fact that my friends over at COMPLEX got what I would consider the best pics of her ever…but I am biased because Complex are the best…and in terms of J.Lo, these are fucking hot…and I may even break the internet…because if Kim Kardashian’s bare ass that did porn can go viral…so can J.Lo, who has real fames hard nipples…I believe… Visit COMPLEX
