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Barbara Palvin by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are the most boring pictures ever shot by Terry Richardson…proving that when you get accused of rape enough times, eventually you lose your sleazy edge, because you want to stay as corporate friendly as possible, since the stupid 10 million dollar a year salary you now have, is addictive as fuck… The model is Barbara Palvin. She may or may not have had sex with Bieber…but I think that was a front, and that she actually has sex with black dudes, like she was a Kardashian…just not in these pics.

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Nadja Bender for Twin Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nadja Bender is some Danish model, I think, I mean I don’t fucking know, I just googled her and got bored… She’s already modelled nude, which is probably why she’s in this magazine modelling nude to being with…not that modelling nude is really that impressive, everyone is doing it…but just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face with it til she squirted so hard there was nothing left, still unwilling to stop…swollen dehydrated tongue…sore throat …just self destructing on her pussy…until no longer healthy, even though I don’t think any model pussy is healthy, they’ve done some shit with photographers to get to this point, but I still want eating her pussy to be considered a problem I needed to go to rehab for…because she’s just that good…

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Nadja Bender for Twin Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nadja Bender is some Danish model, I think, I mean I don’t fucking know, I just googled her and got bored… She’s already modelled nude, which is probably why she’s in this magazine modelling nude to being with…not that modelling nude is really that impressive, everyone is doing it…but just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face with it til she squirted so hard there was nothing left, still unwilling to stop…swollen dehydrated tongue…sore throat …just self destructing on her pussy…until no longer healthy, even though I don’t think any model pussy is healthy, they’ve done some shit with photographers to get to this point, but I still want eating her pussy to be considered a problem I needed to go to rehab for…because she’s just that good…

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Masturbating Man on a Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rugby Brawl Icicle Crashes on Head in an Interview… Cashier Win…

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Emily Didonato for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t respect anything or anyone desperate or thirsty enough to date Jake Gyllenhaal…because I’ve had an altercation with him, and witnessed his faggot behavior, which is probably not from sucking dick, but probably from being a spoiled entitled cunt, but I do know one thing, and that thing is that you’d have to be a serious gold digging, opportunist, groupie whore to put up with him…he’s the fucking worst… Meaning that all I smell in this video that is for Christmas by The Love Magazine for their advent calendar…that is zero level of Christmas…could be amazing…but is tainted by Brokeback Mountain..

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Christmas Twerk of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know about you, but this youtube video from last year got me in the Christmas spirit, but in my defense, I am always in the Christmas spirit because everyday I wake up is a christmas miracle, because based on the shit I put in my body, I should probably be dead….and maybe I am….but I do know one thing…I am not dead enough to love trashy girls in trashy rooms with no asses making softcore dancing porn on youtube…

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Chrissy Teigen Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to consider Chrissy Teigen a good friend of the site, because she’s taken the time to blog about me before blocking me off of all her social media, calling me out for being a rapist or some shit, when just a year earlier she was telling me how funny I was, which I am…making for a love of unstable that turns me on more than any panty flashes to draw attention to herself because she’s finally gone out there to have her very own career, instead of modeling for the free catering, while living off Legend money, which to date is pretty much what she does…and none of this matters…what mattes is Panties…in public…giving me boners…because I love panties .

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MyPakage Does a Dirty Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friends at MYPAKAGE , who make the world’s best fitting underwear in the history of underwear, for those of us who like things that fit, while I prefer wearing extra small underwear to keep my sperm count down, my balls in atrophy, all so that I can’t really get the hookers I pay extra to come inside by telling them I am a virgin But enough about me, here’s a silly christmas video that you’ll laugh at because you like your jokes like you like your women…spread assed and cute enough to stick it in….about Not fitting..and apparently…not fitting is inappropriate when taken out of context…funny….now get some MYPAKAGE ,

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Gisele in Jeans of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure since the Victoria’s Secret infomercial was filmed yesterday and everyone was excited, because models in lingerie on primetime TV is so fucking exciting for people who have never heard of internet porn…or google…and who instead buy into overhyped events for mall stores that exploit the youth of China by making them work factories, and the youth of America, into thinking that being a bikini model is the only fucking answer….and that 10 dollar thongs are all it takes… So here’s Gisele in Jeans…still getting work…

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Lara Stone is Slutty for Versace of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting honeymoon pics of her big tits in a bikini, when she’s normally got her big tits exposed for work, I guess it was her “private time” and they are just self-involved cunts who think they deserve privacy… I prefer her BIG TITS FOR FASHION But this Versace weirdo erotica probably paid better…

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