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Selena Gomez Cameltoe of the Day

Selena Gomez went out in public rocking a massive camel toe because I get her labia are mangled thanks to being destroyed by Bieber’s giant penis… People get so mad when I talk about Bieber having a giant penis. It makes me laugh and that’s why I do it. It’s not like I’ve seen his Penis, but I’ve heard from at least one hooker who has fucked up, 3 pornstars who have fucked him, and one other random chick who fucked him, that motherfucker’s penis is porn level and dangerous… Maybe that’s why Lupus Gomez goes back for more…she can’t fill the void, not even when she tries with her pants… Who knows…who cares… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

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Carmen Electra for Galore of the Day

First, I want to say that I am friends with people who are involved with GALORE …they are fucking awesome…they produce great photoshoots of babes…and they have a good attitude about it..and I am a fan of whatever it is they are doing…and support all that they do.. It’s a perfect balance of edgy, interesting, sexy and high quality….these motherfuckers are doing it right… That said…Carmen Electra…their latest subject…I guess in a feature called “hanging on as hard as I can, at least I still have a hot body, ignore my mangled surgery face, that I am showcasing to anyone willing to look, because even last week I released a music video…I’m desperate, notice me still please….I know I look like a hooker…I know the botox has gone bad…I still have fake tits though…look at my fake tits though…do I still look as desperate when you look at my fake tits”….only they probably didn’t have the room on the page… I mean the pics are hot…the shoot is hot…Galore did hot work…even Carmen Electra’s body is hot…but the face…that shit is scarier than Dave Navarro cumming inside of it… VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE

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Ashely Benson and Shay Mitchell in Bikinis of the Day

Ashley Benson was one of the fat chicks in Springbreakers, who was in her bikini the entire time and who I said to myself “if she was going to be in a bikini for a fucking movie, why wouldn’t she starve herself for a month when preparing”…. I mean she’s not a pig like Kate Upton, but she’s dumpy and a little fucking energy would change that in 3-5 weeks, we’re talking under 15 pounds here…but a crucial 15 pounds that will make all the difference… Then I thought…”maybe her character needed to be dumpy 15 pounds overweight to make her relatable to the audience since girls are all fatter now”.. But I guess these pics of her in her bikini, covering up because she knows she’s dumpy, prove that that was just Ashley Benson… I mean who else goes in the ocean in a fucking towel unless they are muslim…or fat chicks… To me, this is just her being lazy…she has the resources and the team and the potential to be so good…but instead she just focuses on her tits like other fat chicks and that’s a bummer…it’s teaching horrible things to her massive, young, fan-base…like to overeat and not exercise… Either way, her friend and costar Shay Mitchell is in a bikini with her…doing the same thing…because I guess that’s how friends support each other – instead of saying “no” when she demands ice cream….or cake.. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Amber Rose and Courtney Love Kiss of Death the Day

I can’t imagine anything good coming from this pic for all parties involved… I mean nothing good comes from Courtney Love’s mouth that has seen some shit…both back when she was a hooker sucking dick for drugs to when she’s an heiress of a fortune sucking dick for drugs… Nothing good comes from Amber Rose because she only exists because she sucked rapper dick until it knocked her up… I guess things do come from their mouths…that’s their whole purpose, I just don’t think any of you should come from this pic…because it’s gross.

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Kim Kardashian Loves Attention of the DAy

In case you didn’t know…Kim Kardashian loves attention…and I feel so stupid giving her attention, but then again, she’s made me money with her SEX TAPE …I’ve bought hookers with it…and booze with it…and I even went to Vegas with it…so in a lot of ways me and Kim Kardashian are business partners, and like all business partners, you eventually hate them for their antics when you don’t see them evolving to great heights, but rather doing the same old routine over and over and over again…paying the paparazzi to shoot stupid outfits…that she wore for her sister’s birthday and just to get noticed…when she should be using her fame to next level shit.. I mean if she wants a reality show, I want to see her getting pissed on, I want to see her shitty, I want to see her afterbirth…put your actual self out there for a fucking change…this scripted shit is just dumb as fuck…not that I’d expect much more from her, or from America that made her…she’s still the fucking worst… Here she is in the dumbest Looking dress ever HERE

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Megan Fox’s New Face in Cosmo of the Day

Mom of 2, Megan Fox, hit Cosmo this month to show off her new Robotic face that she got in honour of not being cast in the new Transformers, but rather being replaced by a younger, hotter version of her for the second time, because Megan Fox was never a talented actress, and really she was never that hot…she just went viral and it wasn’t very sustainable, not when her 90210 creeper was locking her up and tampering with her birth control to trap her forever and destroy her career like he did to his own career….because that’s what getting them when they are young and brainwashing them is all about…

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Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are Some Old Timers in Bikinis of the Day

I will always be a Kate Moss fan, even if she’s over 40 and Doughy because she didn’t stick to her “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”…life philosophy to heart…I guess when you cool down the cocaine and limit it to once a week under doctor’s orders, and you’re not getting paid to be naked everyday, you start dabbling in food…and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, other than how old it makes me feel, because I remember the era when she was an it girl, when she was everywhere, and when she was hot as fuck doing it…I even remember an era when she’d never be caught in a bikini top…if she was on vacation, she was topless, her nipples everywhere – I even did a retrospective on

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Courtney Love in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Courtney Love put up this picture of her in a one piece that may have been taken many years ago, when she was just a young drug addict killing off boyfriends to get ahead and become insanely popular, reminding all you rich and famous motherfuckers, to never fall in love with a hooker, or stripper, they are usually damaged goods and won’t really bring you up so much as bring you down, plus their vaginas smell like other men, which in turn makes you a little bit homo… Maybe this picture is proof that you can fake a bikini pic, if you have implants and a one piece to cover your flaws, along with years of posing for pro-photogs to know your look, and enough filters to blur out your zombie fucking face…and body…”make it black and white so they don’t see my blue dead heroin addict skin”….”fuzz out the right side of the picture so that they can’t see my botox failed me, scrotum like face”…”let me lay on my side so it looks like I have a waist, even though them meth took that years ago”…”let me squeeze my implants together, cuz #tits”… I know what she’s doing here…but I may still try to masturbate to it…I like challenges…

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Picture of the Day

While socialite and part time model, who I guess all models are part time models, since they only get overpaid for work one or two days a week, while partying and doing cocaine the rest of the time, is on vacation grabbing cock, with other girls – saying to the world “I ate her pussy, but I like cock too, you can’t black or white this shit, and not because Michelle Rodriguez is not black or white, but because this is the 2014s, we’re all fucking homos”…. Michelle Rodriguez – took on doing some acrobatic shit in a bikini…Fascinating…..but not at all because Michelle Rodriguez is not hot…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kathy Griffin Nude of the Day

I’ve met Tyler Shields at least once. He’s a celebrity photographer who does some high concept shit that I would debate isn’t really high concept at all, but still good intriguing images that are worth looking at…that is until today, when he decided to dip into the depths of hell and showcase one of it’s demons who no one ever wants to see naked…unless that’s his high concept…Kathy Griffin Naked…something that should never be a concept at all…and if it was ever thought up…it should be exercised in some evangelical church or heavily medicated…to numb the pain… Sure I’ve banged more disgusting things like this, but I have no standards and no memory…it’s not like I took a pic to etch that moment in my mind…. I feel like everyone who has banged this plastic surgery, annoying, scary woman feels the same way about this one…this must be a joke – I mean she is a comedian..it’s a joke…but at least it’s not spread eagled…actually if she was spread eagled it’d be so much better…I’ll look at anyone’s pussy if they put it out there…this implied nudity shit can suck my dick… I guess the highlight of these pics is knowing what Tyler Shield’s young, blonde, hot girlfriend looks like…because I met her at least once….I don’t have pics of her, or remember her name. but that girl is a legend who he should be releasing nude pics of…not this…not now…not ever…what the fuck. That said, I’d still fuck her.

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