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Woman VS Meat Disgusting Challenge of the Day

I don’t know if this is a victory, or if this is sexy in any fucking way, but I do know some lesbian looking chick ate a 72 oz steak, in an era of vegans, especially in Hipster Portland where this went down….and she did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds…and the whole thing is fucking disgusting, yet a world record because before her the record was 6 minutes 48 seconds…making her some kind of meat eating hero…just not to people who like girls with any sex appeal, or people who find girls eating like pigs vile…I just like that this is considered an lifetime achievement in some woman’s life…

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Rosalind Lipsett Modeling Frankies Bikinis of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett , a model I follow on INSTAGRAM continuously proves that I made a fundamental mistake of basing my opinion of entire nation of women, on the girls I’ve seen at their pubs. You see, I just wrote off Ireland as a place where bikini models grow, because of the fat white American chicks who get loud, drunk and who talk about playing rugby while drinking a pitcher of beer and listening to shitty classic rock music. You know the kind of pasty fat All American girl in her ill fitting jeans and shirt that’s too tight for her, who has fucked all the regulars in the place… Making me think, Irish pubs are a horrible marketing tool for the Irish Tourism Board, because they really aren’t all that Irish to begin with, they are just strip mall shit that strip mall people go get drunk at. While Ireland should make Rosalind their national flag, fuck Bono, this body is where it is at, because she brings hope to an entire nation, that the potato famine will end, and the sun will shine again….at least in these bikini pics where she’s golden and amazing…modelling these FRANKIES BIKINIS

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Marks & Spencer Lingerie of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazing, and as a guy who has a hateful relationship with catalog pics, you know because they consistently fucking suck, don’t inspire me in anyway and are just some babe in some shitty sweatshop made clothes photoshopped to shit, you know with really zero effort and with no sign of people stepping up creativity to make them good…but every once in a while Rosie Hungtington comes out half naked and all fucking lovely…and I can’t help but appreciate an otherwise depressing photograph…She’s that good even when she’s not naked or making Megan Fox Obsolete…

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Marks & Spencer Lingerie of the Day

Audrina Patridge Bikini Comeback Tour of the Day

Someone told me that Audrina Patridge is now broken up with her leech boyfriend who she finances while he tries to fuck other girls..I don’t know or care if that is true, I mean this is Audrina Patridge, she may be rich thanks to her TV hustle, but still totally irrelevant and non-existent as a person…especially now years later… However, like all girls who break up with their boyfriends, she’s on a mission to get back out there, to get mail attention and to show off those fake tits her dad bought her at 16 as an insurance that she’d always be able to make a buck, because college wasn’t really for her, and fake tits were cheaper. I’m into it, because I guess part of me wouldn’t mind leeching of Audrina while trying to fuck other girls, like her last boyfriend…because working sucks…not that I have a job but you know what I mean.

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Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodrigues Attention Seekers of the Day

There has been a lot of doubt in my mind about Cara Delevingne, because I get that fashion it girls are determined by gay dudes in Paris, so her little boy Bieber face kinda makes sense to me for fashion campaigns….however the fact Victoria’s Secret scooped her up makes no sense to be, because she’s busted up… But now, I am starting to get it, she’s a socialite, scenester, groupie, fame whore, who positions herself with the right people, at the right places and just goes with the situation, being the wild and fun one to all the bored as fuck people…it’s a standard situation that has happened before and will happen again…she’s just made herself likeable to the right people in the right circles…because looking at her without hair and make up and hollywood special effect…or that photoshop filter…is like staring at a homeless chick…even when she dykes out with Michelle Rodriguez all wild at a basketball game publicity stunt…just not hot enough at all, yet making millions for being hot…what the fuck is wrong with the world… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anne Hathaway’s Fat Hard Nipple of the Day

If ever there has been someone who proves the Oscars are a fucking scam, it’s Anne Hathaway…because she won for cutting off her hair..when everyone knows the transformative roles the Oscars want of you is to play a play a retarded person, or a lesbian…not some candy coated musical hooker.. I guess she also proves that once you win an Oscar, you pretty much have peaked, and it’s time to let yourself go…unless she’s prepping for her next Oscar win, where she plays a skinny girl who gains 20 lbs over the holidays… All this to say, hard nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emmy Rossum’s Naked in Shameless of the Day

Emmy Rossum doesn’t like me, she’s blocked me and told me off prior to her landing her Shameless show….a show that she got because she is willing to get naked all the time…because I guess her shitty struggle in Hollywood needed a break and she got to the point of showing tits on TV rather than tits in a stripclub back home…or tits to some married executive who pays her to fuck…because those kind of tits don’t come with fame. I know very little about Emmy Rossum, her career, or even why she annoys the fuck out of me…I just know she’s naked in Episode 1 of this season’s Shameless, like she’s been naked so many times before, and I don’t hate her as much as I thought I did….

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Reese Witherspoon Bikinis in Hawaii of the Day

Here is the opposite of a bikini bridge …where a mom of 10 and her chubby alcoholic pushing 40 folds hang over the spot where the bridge is supposed to happen…making it less about the bikini…and more about the tidal wave of fat that’s been sent to take out the bridge like it was a natural disaster…we’re talking a Tsunami…when the very thing the bridge is designed to cover and transport you safely from point a to point b…retaliates and takes out the bridge…living it just fragments of fabric people in the future will find and wonder what was once there… Pretty horrible…but I’m still looking…this bitch needs some special effects to look better than her doughy self looks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Fanny Francois in the Worst Lingerie Catalog Ever of the Day

Fanny Francois is from Belgium, she is signed to an agency, which isn’t saying much, considering I know fat girls signed to agencies, because it doesn’t cost agencies money to sign a girl, but they can make money if the girl goes onto have sex with the right people…. She probably lives in New York with the other models, in some one room apartment, where they slam 12 young dumb babes into until they start making money for the company, but where they usually just develop insecurities, a coke addiction and a need to fuck rockstars to get out of the hell they are living…. But sometimes, they get jobs, that they get excited for, because finally they have 500 dollars to put on their credit card…and here’s Fanny Francois, a model who may not be all that low level, I am too lazy to look it up, looking like she was pulled out of the gutter, thrown into panties and photoshopped to shit. I have an healthy obsession with hating catalog shoots, and this is the worst of seen, so bad it’s good.

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Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift brought out her legs while wearing a Victoria’s Secret shirt because I guess it is safe to say…she got paid for it…or maybe she’s sponsored from all the sex she has – she goes through all kinds of panties… Now I don’t know why I feel compelled to post these pics of Taylor Swift, but I think it has something to do with how much sex she has had, with the number of people she’s had sex with, all while being able to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…like some kind of money making sex kitten genius…that I wouldn’t mind climbing up her thighs, and crawling into her big scary used up, even at 22, vagina…and dying inside her very rich womb…. That’s all I have to say about that, this has been a moment of weakness… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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