Alysha Nett is some internet or instagram celebrity who I have heard rumors that despite her millions of followers, she can’t afford to pay rent, which may be why she’s posing naked in this free magazine, or maybe posing naked for free is what she does and that’s why she can’t pay her rent…I mean I guess none of that really matters, she’s internet famous, people care about her, at least some people care about her enough to look at her pics, and here are her nipples…because why the fuck not…
Irina Shayk is the Russian bride model who did it right. She didn’t marry some loser divorced fat american for her papers, she went for the money and fame, and used it to leverage a model career that has probably given a lot of boners because she’s fucking perfect…especially in the is Holiday video, even though Russians don’t celebrate Holidays, that shit’s not communist…but being hot as fuck and performing perfectly is…and that’s just what this girl does…I mean that accent…fucking genius…. If that’s not good enough for you, you’ve got issues but here’s Alessandra Ambrosio not pulling it off quite as well – but still worth looking’ at. Thanks Love Magazine for consistently killin’ it with your holiday advent calendar filled with top models…
Irina Shayk is the Russian bride model who did it right. She didn’t marry some loser divorced fat american for her papers, she went for the money and fame, and used it to leverage a model career that has probably given a lot of boners because she’s fucking perfect…especially in the is Holiday video, even though Russians don’t celebrate Holidays, that shit’s not communist…but being hot as fuck and performing perfectly is…and that’s just what this girl does…I mean that accent…fucking genius…. If that’s not good enough for you, you’ve got issues but here’s Alessandra Ambrosio not pulling it off quite as well – but still worth looking’ at. Thanks Love Magazine for consistently killin’ it with your holiday advent calendar filled with top models…
The holiday season is pretty stressful for people trying to buy the latest Furbie for their illegitimate kids… Sometimes you have to go to extreme measures, even a month before Christmas, to get the money you need to help carry your family/drug addiction through Christmas…This is a modern day “It’s a Wonderful Life”… This footage is from November 25, in Seattle, where a dude robbed people of their phones before one passenger, who probably hated his life and was ready to die, proven in that he was on the bus to begin with…reminding us to never fuck with a dude on a bus, you don’t know how much he hates his life…because buses are pretty much rock bottom. Either way, the rest of the bus jumped in, subdued the robber in a people, despite our differences, coming together, to do what’s right for man-kind, inspirational moment, that makes you think there is still hope for our species…even though there isn’t.
Thanks to the internet, it’s getting harder and harder to get off. There was a time when Sports Illustrated or a Sears catalog was enough, but now we’ve gone throughout the depths of hell in terms of porn and what girls can put themselves through, that now the only thing that can get me off this holiday season is when I see a bikini model turned hotter with photoshop, then turned into santa, because I know she doesn’t have a dick when she started….reminding us all that everything we see on the internet is practically cartoon version of real people and we like it that way. If you don’t like that – here’s airport security saving a baby that a dad was probably trying to kill off because babies ruin lives…
Gabby Harrington is some low level model I follow on instagram, because that is the whole point of instagram, it’s finding the new pussy that the industry hasn’t abducted yet, you know the girls who still model for free and are as hot if not hotter as the high paid models, who work hard to get noticed and increase their likes by posting ass pic after ass pic after ass pic and in Gabby’s case….legs and legs for days…and for some reason I like the young up and comers self starting and self promoting far better than the tired bitches with a high day rate and ego…they are way more fun to try to sext.
This video looks old…and looks like a viral video joke from another country…but being an ignorant North American, I am going to assume the tranny dick underwear to fight off rapists actually exists, but I would question how effective they are because when it comes to rape, you don’t really care if there’s a vagina, you just want to get up in it, and if it’s got a dick attached, that will usually make the rapist real mad, and turn what would have been an innocent rape into a murder…but it is still funny.
Sometimes I look at Carmen Electra and wonder if she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old. Even the fact she calls herself Carmen Electra still is so funny to me. It’s like bitch needs to grow up already…and look the part her face as chosen for her…being middle aged housewife with pictures of herself on her wall to remember the good years. That’s all I have to say about that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Izabel Goulart is so fit….and her instagram promotes it every fucking day and I like to watch because fit girls turn me on, and more importantly because fat girls hate fit girls or VS model type girls calling them unnatural, when all it really is is work…this girl works out all the fucking time on her body and that’s why it is a expensive high priced machine I want to chip my tooth on…so haters gonna hate…while this bitch is gonna live forever…cuz she’s all bionic woman and shit. I am a fan of people who work at it…and a bigger fan of working it to their pics.
My friend Sam Jones has a fun web series that involves all kinds of wild and silly adventures. I have been asking her for sex for the last two years and she constantly rejects me, in fact she deletes a lot of comments I leave on her Facebook referencing her NUMBER 9 asking how tight it is…and how I can have it smeared on my face like a Santa Beard…tis the fucking season…. But I can take the rejection, especially after seeing this video with the legendary Naked Trainer, who she hired for her hot Jewish mom’s Jewish Christmas gift…a mom I would like to have sex with, because despite being older, she’s seems like she’s got all the right moves…but more importantly..getting with her would mean I would be Sam Jones’ actual stepfather…and dreams would come true…
