Let’s start the week with a 3 am American babe…with her America hair…and her American tits…posing in America nude pics and looking amazing doing it…at 18…this is the American dream…let’s make her famous…and give her what she deserves…a lasting career..because the foundation has been laid…and she’s naked…so it’ll happen again and again…until she’s too old…to be naked and I love everything about that… TO SEE HER MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section… I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited… The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me… Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…
Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section… I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited… The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me… Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…
Bitches love cake…Cake cake cake….even old white trash girls…who still call dick’s peckers…. I like how this shit ends… If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a girl in Malaysia shutting down a guy trying to rob her…
I know I am a hater…but yesterday I watched one of her videos the other day and for a minute I forgot that she was just another hot body, bad face, on some Brooklyn Decker “we met at the retard institution our parents dropped us off at as kids”…with rocking the “will work for free, or tax credits”…only for SI to Scoop them up….I forgot that Adam Maroon 5 tainted her as the pussy he hit before getting engaged to his ex VS gf…Then today…I woke up to her nipples…nipples I’ve probably seen but forgot because all models show their tits…and I am not some weird fan boy who remembers things after I post them…but this shit, right now, retard or not…SI Covergirl failure or not…because last year was her year, but Kate Upton ate her way back onto it, and this year is going to be Emily Ratajkowski, pushing Nina Agdal to the side, a place where broken dreams leads to broken hearts and most importantly…bad decisions I am very into watching go down… All I know is this is very very well timed staged bikini photoshoot behind the scene paparazzi pics…the team is planning the cover right now…most of the shoots are being wrapped up for the Swimsuit issue…and now press, press, press and titties are her only hope to beat out EmRata…someone she probably hates for stepping on her toes and rattling up what was meant to be hers… Model wars…like the real side of it…the jealousy…the hate…would make for a good porno…if it was less about whiney bitches whining and more about them eating each other out…
I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.
I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.
I feel like this is probably what goes on – every time nerds come together…literally…because that’s how these kinds of machines get invented in the first place…but it is still an awkward convention booth demo…but sometimes awkward is the funniest shit ever…like what went wrong in this dudes life that made him think volunteering to be this guy was a good idea…I guess we’ll never know…
I feel like this is probably what goes on – every time nerds come together…literally…because that’s how these kinds of machines get invented in the first place…but it is still an awkward convention booth demo…but sometimes awkward is the funniest shit ever…like what went wrong in this dudes life that made him think volunteering to be this guy was a good idea…I guess we’ll never know…
I am a dog owner so seeing some asshole cooking his dog makes me mad and I figure I should do my part and show his face to the two and a half of you who read this site…and I am not just doing it because he has Jesus on his car and I like to pretend whenever anyone says Jesus, especially weirdo religious freaks who knock on my door, they are talking about me, it makes me feel more important…even though I know I’m not… If you don’t like that, because it’s not that eventful a video, with no blood shed…here’s… Here’s a Asian woman driver reversing on the highway for 2 KM because she missed her exit… If you don’t like that – here’s an Asian busker and his change thieving bird… That’s enough videos for you for one post…