New Feature….here’s a new feature I want all of you to participate in, even though it was a pretty major fail on Facebook, it’s called SFW porn screenshot where you snap off a pic from a porn that doesn’t have the actual porn in it, but rather has all amazingness that is porn awkwardness… Send in your SFW Porn Screenshots to info(at)drunkenstepfather.com
New Feature….here’s a new feature I want all of you to participate in, even though it was a pretty major fail on Facebook, it’s called SFW porn screenshot where you snap off a pic from a porn that doesn’t have the actual porn in it, but rather has all amazingness that is porn awkwardness… Send in your SFW Porn Screenshots to info(at)drunkenstepfather.com
Every once in a while I’ll see a youtube Prank video shot in Southern California by dudes who clearly want to be famous and are taking to Youtube to make it happen. THe majority of the time I hate the dudes doing the pranks, and just hope that the prank backfires…it makes the prank so much better… So here’s one of those frat boy mentality idiots doing a phone stealing prank and getting punched in the face… It would have been better if he was shot, that’s how prank fail videos should end, but I’ll take this as a win….for us prank video haters…
I think Kate Upton is pregnant…that or just fat… Now fat girls, I know you are out there, and you are mad that I would call Kate Upton fat, while you’re way fatter and indirectly that insults you….but hear me out…you are fat, and that’s ok, because you’re allowed to be, you don’t put yourself out there, and magazines aren’t eating you up like you ate that cake last night, because you were feeling sad…..you aren’t celebrated and making millions, being the highest booked model, even though you aren’t built like a model, and I don’t mean like a skinny anorexic, I mean like a girl who isn’t 165 pounds and ready to mud wrestle… I just think it is wrong, and telling our youth it is ok to be fat, which I can only assume is a government play cuz they want us eating shitty foods, they want us sick, tired and unable to think clearly….on our couches watching their shows and buying their garbage…so why not slow transition a fat girl like Lena Dunham or this one into idiol status… This is a war I think we collectively need to fight… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Barbara Palvin is doing some good fucking work…taking selfies like an 18 year old who isn’t in war torn eastern Europe, but rather reaping the benefits of being a million dollar earner in modelling, who can afford a smart phone… I like that she’s letting us all know that despite possibly having sex with Bieber like she was Miranda Kerr…even though she was just the exit strategy or the PR spin on that Miranda Kerr story to divert people from knowing that Miranda Kerr sleeps around…with adult 12 year old pop stars….because putting the new Hungarian 18 year old at the scene of the crime just makes more sense for the public to accept while keeping Victoria’s Secret clean image, as clean as it can be…so the Christians don’t start protesting these smut peddlers and just accept them as underwear producers, since we all need fucking underwear….she’s still kinda hot…
It’s Paris Fashion Week…and Rosie Huntington-Whitely, who you may know from Transformers, or more importantly, for being the one who showed Megan Fox she’s a talentless hack, and who I know as one of the hottest models who gets naked for fashion, and who bald guys know as the beacon of hope that they will one day find a Rosie of their own when they are rich, famous and jacked enough…. Well she’s showing off some new trend that showcases her nipples, something I can’t wait to see off the runway and in the local mall…because the internet has made us all whores… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
She may be old as fuck, but she’s still got nipples and that’s more than Angelina Jolie can say for herself….yes that was an Amputate your Tits before you get breast cancer joke…even though Breast cancer is not a joke..if anything it fucks with my business…and either are Sharon Stone’s nipples even if Sharon Stone is a bit of a joke…being old as fuck, yet still rocking’ no underwear like this was Basic Instinct…interesting hustle… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
For those of you who wanted more of me to masturbate to, your dreams have been answered…you know put a little mask to these words you get boners for…because I posed with my girl MACBUD in a shoot by Julien Archembeault …with a hairy mask and a dream motherfuckers..a dream I could stare into this #stepGIRLS sheer panties til the end of fucking time… We’re posing with HEADBLADE …because we like head…blade…dripping off our faces… I’m talking about the pre-shave, shave, and after shave creams…you pervert… HEADBLADE … makes being a balding awkward dude far cooler..cuz girls actually find a shaved head hotter than the pedophile receding / thinning hairline you’re rocking… So do it for the girls, and maybe they’ll let you see your vagina like they were a #stepGIRL…but I doubt it…hot fucking times… If you’re bald or balding, or if you know someone who is bald or balding GET THIS because Rosie Huntington Whitely likes shaved heads…and this makes shaved heads easy to have…
For those of you who wanted more of me to masturbate to, your dreams have been answered…you know put a little mask to these words you get boners for…because I posed with my girl MACBUD in a shoot by Julien Archembeault …with a hairy mask and a dream motherfuckers..a dream I could stare into this #stepGIRLS sheer panties til the end of fucking time… We’re posing with HEADBLADE …because we like head…blade…dripping off our faces… I’m talking about the pre-shave, shave, and after shave creams…you pervert… HEADBLADE … makes being a balding awkward dude far cooler..cuz girls actually find a shaved head hotter than the pedophile receding / thinning hairline you’re rocking… So do it for the girls, and maybe they’ll let you see your vagina like they were a #stepGIRL…but I doubt it…hot fucking times… If you’re bald or balding, or if you know someone who is bald or balding GET THIS because Rosie Huntington Whitely likes shaved heads…and this makes shaved heads easy to have…
Yesterday, I posted this Vanessa Hudgens Twerking with her EDM club act that she dropped after she was fat on Spring Breakers…and today the pictures dropped…showcasing that she’s a little tighter bodied…than she was this time last year and that’s a good thing ,but the pantyline…. but more importantly, the airy little treasure trail on her stomach…that you know leads to the squirrel in her pants..reminds us that she’s better in cell phone videos at her events like the nude cell phone pics she took at 17 showcasing her hairy little body…and not in HD…. You see, I like a hairy pussy more than any other pussy because it has more personality…but this shit is just gross… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE