She wasn’t hot 10 years ago, so she’s sure as not hot now that she’s had a couple of kids…so rocking’ her bikini may not make sense to the average person…but at least she’s not fat…even if she’s disgusting.. She’s the bootleg Lindsay Lohan from the same era….who couldn’t get fucked by the cast of Buffy, except when they were drunk… Apparently, no one has told her she’s got no fucking sex appeal, known for using a flute to masturbate and band camp while being the girl no one want to see masturabte… Now in a bikini…YAY To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Kate Moss is my favorite…I love her and I always will…her use of her tits to get rich and famous and live a life of luxury filled with random dirty sperm and broken dreams… Even in her 40s, I’m buying her bullshit, but that’s just because I am so curious what her well traveled vagina smells like..after all the unprotected sex with rockstars…seriously… She’s a coke loving, sex loving, mom, who always shows off her tits…and she’s skinny and top quality…even if her vagina tells a different story… What’s not to love…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and some more CLICK HERE
I would ask what the fuck is going on with this attention seeking Avril Lavigne, but realize in writing that, that I don’t care what is going on with Avril Lavigne, and I am going to assume that 90 percent of you will agree with me and don’t care either… She’s out there crying for attention because her novelty, talentless, one trick pony act isn’t appealing to people anymore, especially not now that she’s in her 30s, married to some fucking annoying dude who has nothing cool about him, not that her suburban mall marriage from her 20s was all that cool, but at least it wasn’t Nickelback bro… So she’s put herself in a studded bra, and army coveralls, and she’s pulling out her studded bra like some kind of hoodlum so the paparazzi notice, when really we all know what she’s up to… This is her too popular to release a sex tape, but still edgy and full of angst, punk from the suburbs millionaire who got lucky, but willing to show people how much I don’t give a fuck, when clearly, based on all her decisions of the past, she does…
I wonder what Miley Cyrus’ redneck, country fans, who see her as this good old country girl,moving away from her good old country thing, that clearly she never really had, I mean she’s a spoiled brat of a rich one hit wonder who leveraged that into being a money maker for the family, but those hicks don’t need to know that, that backstory requires too much thought for their inbred brains…they just know that even when dancing and half naked…teaching their kids what twerking is…while not wearing a bra and pretty much humiliating herself…that Jesus forgives and that Miley will find her path back to righteousness…like all good christian country girls do….except when they are vapid cunts from Beverly Hills…but does Jesus forgive when they let black dudes they groupie on so hard they pay them stupid money to produce their albums….cum inside them…I mean that’s just a question we’ll have to let Satan answer on the day of redemption…. Idiots.
Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo were shooting a lingerie photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret and the paparazzi were called because the people at Victoria’s Secret love the paparazzi because the paparazzi make their girls more relevant that the Sears Catalog panty models of the 80s…. You know, in a pre-Victoria’s Secret era, lingerie models didn’t matter, and if you look hard enough, you may still find one pulled up to a dive bar somewhere drinking their sorrows while chain smoking and looking for a dude to go home with because they no longer have a soul, they lost that back when they got naked for a lingerie catalog, thinking it would lead to bigger things, but all it lead to was a coke problem and a understanding that getting naked got you paid… But Victoria’s Secret..turned them into stars..and in doing that sold a lot of fucking panties… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Kaley Cuoco is the slut who killed John Ritter…at least that’s the story I heard from a homeless guy in LA who claimed to be on set the day John Ritter died…who went on and on about how Kaley Cuoco was actually doing a sex lap dance in his dressing room for him, as they did before shooting their scenes together, and his heart just couldn’t take it…not because she’s all that hot, but because she was a young tight enough body, and he was married and as you know, at least if you’re married, any new pussy, even fat girls, can be exhilarating… I don’t know if the story is fact, but I do know that Homeless people usually have a more interesting take on the world..so I am going to pretend it is… Clearly she is a fraction of as hot as she was back then, but she’s more famous now, so it’s a trade off, and in being famous, she’s got a geek fan base that have probably already seen these pics and framed them in their geek apartments….but I’ll post them for those of us who don’t really care that much…
Kaley Cuoco is the slut who killed John Ritter…at least that’s the story I heard from a homeless guy in LA who claimed to be on set the day John Ritter died…who went on and on about how Kaley Cuoco was actually doing a sex lap dance in his dressing room for him, as they did before shooting their scenes together, and his heart just couldn’t take it…not because she’s all that hot, but because she was a young tight enough body, and he was married and as you know, at least if you’re married, any new pussy, even fat girls, can be exhilarating… I don’t know if the story is fact, but I do know that Homeless people usually have a more interesting take on the world..so I am going to pretend it is… Clearly she is a fraction of as hot as she was back then, but she’s more famous now, so it’s a trade off, and in being famous, she’s got a geek fan base that have probably already seen these pics and framed them in their geek apartments….but I’ll post them for those of us who don’t really care that much…
Whenever I see Nina Agdal…I am reminded that she has had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, like she is still stained by his semen, but more importantly, she wasn’t good enough to keep Adam Levine…which makes her pretty fucking awful… She also reminds me of the guy I saw making out with a girl with Down’s Syndrome in public, in a he took her out of the institution she clearly lived at for a day trip, and was taking advantage hard…not because of true love…but because mentally handicapped people have a hard time saying no…literally…not to mention they are horny as fuck and always masturbating…. Here she is posing in underwear.
Eliza Gonzalez is the new Miley Cyrus, at least according to everyone saying she’s the new vagina that Miley’s ex-Fiance is sticking his penis inside, and she’s pretty lovely, all hispanic and beautiful, a model I assume with a decent fan base, who is probably not actually in a relationship with Miley’s ex fiancé, but more the kind of girl who had sex with him to increase her profile and it is working…and I would assume Miley hates her, but Miley is too busy getting railed by black dudes to come up for air long enough to realize that his dude is up inside something way hotter than her…even if no matter what Eliza Gonazelez does, she’ll never be Miley, but she probably could have the same name of one of Miley’s maids… She’s a babe.
This is a pretty gangster photoshoot…FRONT UK…I mean the lad mags usually have shitty caliber pictures of average looking girls posing like they were in a 1990s shitty calendar or poster for a mechanic’s garage, but this shit is like hipster or hip hop or Terry Richardson…you know almost edgy…almost high concept…and for some reason that makes the average looking girls far more substantial….if only more magazines hired a good photographer to put a little fucking effort in…I mean the average busty girls willing to get naked…would be that much hotter and I’d hate their hustle, despite being topless far less…
