Jerry is an Idiot Dude Experiences Miracle of Birth Man Fakes a Heart Attack When Caught Filming Young Girls Mace in the Face Challenge Serial Flasher is Amazing My Biggest Fear Cigarette Smugglers The post Birthday Girl Loving her Cake and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess this is the most interesting thing that has happened in pop culture today…some Rachel McAdams breast pump erotica…because she had a kid in November, probably when this was shot, and because she’s a woman standing up for the rights of all mothers everywhere, the right to breast feed in public….for fashion…because this is for a fashion magazine…that I guess is overhyping this moment….and making a big deal out of pretty much nothing…but it’s the internet and the era is about that…clothing companies and Lena Dunham and other fat chicks making moves because they pretend to care about the issues people like to pretend to care about even though I know you are all full of shit… I was never a fan of Rachel McAdams, she is Canadian, I haven’t met her at the Igloo party over some Beavertails after going out for a rip with my buds…I never saw the Notebook…so I’m just indifferent on the whole thing… I am not entirely a breast milk fetishists, I haven’t ever drank breast milk, not even as a baby cuz my mother, the mexican Prostitute who died of AIDS wasn’t into that nurturing shit..But I am into watching moms breast feed in public, I mean any excuse to bust a titty out…right. Doing it for fashion, as a political thing, is just dumb though…but the world is dumb so run with it… The post Rachel McAdams Breast Pump Porn for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s always fun to see how shitty breast implants that made one of the most annoying characters famous….age…because girl is fucking old and those tits are looking fucking weird…but not too weird for Donnie from NKOTB, something she probably used to masturbate in the bath as a teen girl with the shower head as these groupie girls do, now living that dream on her pile of money from being one of the most annoying characters the 90s or early 2000s shat out…but at least she got her start doing playboy, I find that always grounds success…like whenever I see Charlize Theron or other whores who took Playboy coverage mainstream make it in the mainstream…I feel good about it…knowing it took some whoring to get here but they got here….except for Jenny McCarthy because I remember those screams and sounds she used to make in her horrible comedy that overpowered her willingness to show tit…..but as it turns out…tits can overcome all. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jenny McCarthy Sloppy Old Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
You gotta be a serious weirdo Kate Beckinsale fan to get into this shit quality Kate Beckinsale Content…and the good news for Kate Beckinsale is that her fans are consistent fucking weirdos who like all things Kate Beckinsale…even though she’s old..they don’t care because they grew up together, they are old too, watching her maintain the same body all these years as her vagina greys, and her face starts to sag…cuz you can only bullshit your hotness for too long…eventually you just need to rely on the socially awkward fans who think they are dating you…or that you’re the best out there compared to the pigs, the literal pigs in their dad’s farm they live on cuz society scares their hick on disability asses….but the star of underworld…yeah…she’s better than that…. Here she is straddling a chair… The post Blurry Kate Beckinsale Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Halsey is a real fucking troll who has sucked DJ dick hard enough to get famous and now she is out trying to position herself as hot…not that you need to be hot to suck DJ dick hard enough to get a vocal track on one of their songs…DJs fuck some really ugly girls who linger in the VIP room of the super clubs they play at…those groupies just need to be outgoing enough or weird and quirky enough to be marketable….. Now that she’s famous and has money cuz the world has low standards….and now has money and has decided to become an instagrammer with a set of fake tits or maybe this is photoshopped. I don’t know I have just seen her getting sluttier and sluttier cuz a ho is a ho is ho. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey New Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eric Roberts daughter who I actually like as an actress even though I hate all actors….especially rich kids from cone heads who aren’t heavily connected to the Industry…who don’t need to put much effort into their acting careers since acting is a joke and who can just leverage their names to get jobs…. But Emma Roberts is skinny, in a bikini, accessible hot, fashionable, cool and smart you know cuz she reads books like an 8 year old with their Harry Potter…books and bikinis a new porn site idea thanks Emma Roberts. The post Emma Roberts Bikini Book Club of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Natalie Portman is iconic to the virgin losers of the world…from Star Wars to Judaism…she’s an awkward maybe autistic 40 year old dudes dream…the kind of guy who jacks off to Star Wars…and who goes nutty over her Black Swan lesbian shit…cuz it’s juat too intense for them…who still like her at 40 and who see her legs on tv…because they still have tv…and the use the opportunity to put a fresh coat of sperm on their Natalie Portman statue made of sperm these dudes make…it’s a thing. The post Natalie Portman Legs for the Virgin Losers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here is a single mom who didn’t end up stripping to pay for her baby formula because she was hot. She did not end up a street Hooker in Brazil to pay the rent because she is hot. She instead became a panty model for a mall brand which is a lot like sex work for the rich, because now that she has money, her johns are higher level, deeper pocket…sex work becomes transactional relationships with rich guys who want to buy a Victoria’s Secret model. Romance. This is her in a bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lais Ribeiro Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hey sick fucks. Here is Kate Beckinsale getting her tongue out there because she knows her pervert fans are so into her that it is on a weird level and in being so into her just the most insignificany thing she does makes them jack off… From Underworld vampire nonsense to eternal life as the chick in Underworld who ages well thanks to science. She as a 19 year old kid….which means 19 years for her Pussy to recover…so get in on it before menopause makes her gross to jack off to. Not that you care about gross. The post Kate Beckinsale’s Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .