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Lucy Pinder Gives Boners in NUTS of the Day

As low grade or low quality as the Glamour model industry is in the UK…I’m talking from broken down women who were meant to be strippers doing this for low level fame that for some reason has become mainstream level fame…and that reason is their tits….to shitty concept photoshoots that are constantly repetitive…it a business that is only considered glamorous because they named it that way, and people are idiots and believe everything they fucking here, but that is in reality white trash, up on some hooters girl shit with more nipples….every once in a while a photoshoot will come along that I think is hot…this is one of those times…so take in these stupid Lucy Pinder titties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Victoria’s Secret prize hen Candice Swanepoel has ventured into other magazines like Vogue Mexico, because she’s a little slut who needs to fuck other dick to feel validated cuz the dick that pays for her food and shelter is repetitive and not making her feel special enough…and it turns out she’s capable of boring as fuck photoshoots…because this shit right here isn’t giving boners…. BORING. Here’s the video…

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Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually the story behind the video, but apparently dude’s wife and his girlfriend don’t really like each other for obvious reasons I call wives and girlfriends rarely getting along, so they threw the fuck down in the middle of a street, causing a minor scene, because apparently when wives and girlfriends throw down they aren’t using their rational side of their brain, or really trying to conduct matters in a lady-like way, but are more interested in going for fucking blood….leaving the poor bastard who fucked them both to try to diffuse the situation without coming across as a woman beater or asshole…if I was in this situation, I would have made this fight happen in a cage and I would have sold tickets for it, and I would have let it been a fight for the death to see which bitch really wanted me the most…but I’m entrepreneurial like that.

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Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually the story behind the video, but apparently dude’s wife and his girlfriend don’t really like each other for obvious reasons I call wives and girlfriends rarely getting along, so they threw the fuck down in the middle of a street, causing a minor scene, because apparently when wives and girlfriends throw down they aren’t using their rational side of their brain, or really trying to conduct matters in a lady-like way, but are more interested in going for fucking blood….leaving the poor bastard who fucked them both to try to diffuse the situation without coming across as a woman beater or asshole…if I was in this situation, I would have made this fight happen in a cage and I would have sold tickets for it, and I would have let it been a fight for the death to see which bitch really wanted me the most…but I’m entrepreneurial like that.

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Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

Barbara Palvin’s Suggestive Teenage Lingerie Pics of the Day

I have a hard time calling Victoria’s Secret lingerie, because it’s more the kind of mass produced underwear that is shaped like lingerie, but made to give a bitch a yeast infection. You know straight up low grade shit mass produced in sweatshops around the third world to allow the company to have cheap as fuck product that they can pretend is worth 50 dollars…so that they can get a dozen hot as fuck models on million dollar a year payroll….you know how these things work…and that is find the third world model when she’s 17, get her half naked at 18, and by 19…get her in your sluttier collection, the collection fat moms buy to surprise their husband on their anniversary, even though the only surprise their husband really wants is a call from the police letting them know bitch died in a horrible accident…or the option to fuck other girls…

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Barbara Palvin’s Suggestive Teenage Lingerie Pics of the Day

Clara Alonso for Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Clara Alonso is some Spanish model in her 20s who has walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, something Victoria’s Secret would like you to think means she fucking matters more than walking any other fashion show, because this commercial billion dollar brand who recruit the best looking bitches, are the end all and be all of modelling, at least according to them….and all the other assholes, like me, who get sucked into their marketing lie… I don’t know what company she’s posing in lingerie for right here, but I do know she’s lovely as fuck and despite being Spanish and likely borderline totally fucking insane, the kind of bitch who cuts your dick off in your sleep cuz she thinks she smells pussy on you, like all Spanish girls, I’d be willing to fuck with that, because who really needs a dick after sticking it in something this glorious….right? Physically, she’s up there with I’d fuck her if she was HIV Positive, because I like commitment when it looks like this…if you know what I mean.

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Clara Alonso for Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Katie Holmes Weird Ass Flash of the Day

Everyone’s favorite robot, except maybe Tom Cruise’s favorite robot…because he is the man who turned her into a robot in the first place…who must hate her for turning her robot back on him and their religion…because that wasn’t in the fucking robot manual…when he abducted the bitch from the set of Dawson’s Creek and programmed…technology just wasn’t what it is now… Well it looks like her rebellion has taken on new forms…and she’s venturing into the world of being a sex doll rather than one of those weirdo children of the corn style robots she was for so many years before and guess what…I am into it…but only because some of the best sex I’ve had has been with inanimate objects…

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Katie Holmes Weird Ass Flash of the Day

Hayden Panettiere in Hooker Stance of the Day

Hayden Panettiere managed to squeeze her fake tits she bought to balance out her broad manly back into a tight dress…. She posted this shit to the internet, pretending she was showing off her hair, as most attention seeking sluts who want to be subtle in their attention seeking slutting do…it’s like “Do you like this shirt” when her tits are hanging out, only even less obvious than that…she’s a clever little troll this one…isn’t she… Anything is better than watching her do her circus act she was destined to do before the implants and I don’t just mean when she bangs her 7 foot tall husband..I’m talking the juggling while balancing on a ball act like the other midget clowns… That said, I am all for girls embracing their inner slut and make it their outer slut… It works for me…. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER AWESOME TIGHT DRESS CLICK HERE

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Hayden Panettiere in Hooker Stance of the Day

Michelle Trachtenberg’s Strategic Bikini Pic of the Day

You may remember Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where she became famous as the younger one everyone wanted to fuck, who am I kidding, fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, are still fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in some weirdo fucking obsessive nerd way that includes but is not limited to a binder with all your favorite pics of the stars of the show, models you’ve made of the stars of the show, and possibly one or two weddings and vow renewal ceremonies you’ve held for your Star Wars action figures, because your life is sad… I am sure she’s been in other things, but I’m not going to bother looking into it, because it doesn’t matter, what does matter is her secret internet fatty pic, of her in a bikini top, shot from the belly button up, hiding any girth she’s been packing, with her head dipped down to cover any double chins, all clever and almost as erotic as the first time you jacked off to her freak.

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Michelle Trachtenberg’s Strategic Bikini Pic of the Day

Video of the Day

The world needs more videos like this…because sometimes things don’t need to make any fucking sense to be all we fucking need…

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