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I like Girl Girl Surf Videos of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been trying to convince Anastasia Ashley to marry me for as long as I’ve known she’s existed and started following her on the internet…unfortunately she never answers me…but the good news is, she’s hasn’t blocked me….not even when I threatened to kidnap her and lock her in my basement feeding her very little until she became to weak to resist my love…I mean there’s very little less romantic than that level of passion to break the laws for a bitch…But I guess in this generation, Romance is dead, people just want to fuck, and Anastasia Ashley is busy not fucking me.. But the good news is, I get to watch her surf videos over and over, pretending the wave she was riding was my dick…with her pussy.

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is the DSFcam Girl of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Bonny , she’s from the UK, she’s 23, she’s 5’8, she’s 130 lbs, curvy….with a set of D cup titties…because big titties is what they do in the UK…and we like big titties…she’s bald and when she puts on a show…she tries to make fake sex as good as real sex…and who really cares what she has to say about herself, she gets naked on webcam for a job, and she masturbates for us perverts to watch, and that makes her a modern day hero in a world where so many girls aren’t masturbating for me to watch… CLICK HERE TO SEE MASTURBATION AND AUTO-TITTY SUCK VIDEOS OF BONNY CLICK HERE TO SEE MASTURBATION AND AUTO-TITTY SUCK VIDEOS OF BONNY To See Webcam Girls Visit DSFCams, Just CLICK HERE To See More of Bonny, Just VISIT HER PAGE

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Sara Underwood on a Sex Swing for Twitter of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You may remember Sara Underwood from Playboy, or “dating” Ryan Seacrest, or that stint she had on TV for 3 minutes that probably won’t ever happen again, because lets face it, she’s a bitch who got naked at 18 to get famous…because other 18 year olds were too young to realize that’s the best time to get naked…you know worrying about going to school, and their boyfriends, and not making money in Hollywood via her tits…and she should probably stick to that…the whole talking shit kinda ruins what she’s really meant to do…because it makes me hate her. Now I don’t know if this sex swing thing is her getting back to her roots, but I’ll still stare, even if she’s got a boring skinny ass…even when upside down…cuz I got nothing else to do…I mean other than Try to understand this camp gyno ad ….

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Kate Moss Spreading her Legs in Esquire UK of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would love to smell the room after this picture of Kate Moss spreading her legs was taken…I assume it smelled like a cross between heaven…and a polluted wasteland filled with death of all living creatures…you know thanks to her hard living, party living, liberal with her vagina living, that had sex with heroin addict rockstar living, without a condom because people in Hollywood and Entertainment and Fashion and really anywhere don’t use condoms, condoms are for sick people, plus AIDS isn’t a death sentence and herpes is actually beneficial because once you get it, you don’t have to worry about getting it anymore…obviously….and I want it smeared on my face, dripping off my face, it seems so luxurious, I mean why else would she be in Esquire…

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Kelly Brook’s Vacation Bikini Action Continues of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook posted this video of her chunky body in a bikini in Greece on Vacation, because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, she works so hard standing around half naked 4 days a month people, that’s the kind of shit that can burn you out…you know those rough going to lunch meetings with your business managers and clearly not watching what you eat….you lazy fucking hooker…. I guess at 7 am, when all you idiots are getting up and ready for your day, this kind of “hey, I show my tits for a living, I’m in a bikini on a yacht” shit, is a real wake-up call, to get you to take your fucking shirt off, cuz if you’re girl you got tits too, why are you fucking failing…cuz you don’t want to upset your dad…you prude bitch… That said, feel free to use me as a testing ground, cuz getting nudes, I’m talking to you random snapchat girl, is the highlight of my day, even if I only get 5 seconds to try to jerk off to them…snapchats….

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Sophie Vlaming for Telva of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You may not know anything about Sophie Vlaming or her eagerness to BE A MODEL BY SHOWING HER TITS , but I do…not personally, that would just be weird, or creepy, or would ruin how interesting her tits are in pictures, because I would know the truth behind this dutch, eager, model, who like a Glamour model, or a stripper, or a porn chick, or a cam girl, is using her body to get ahead shamelessly….and there’s nothing wrong with that, if anything there is something wrong with you not getting naked for your career advancement, as you make your 10 dollars an hour, and these bitches live the good life… She’s dutch, she’s hot, I want to get her pregnant with my mouth….

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Best Independent News Reporter of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This guy is the best kind of asshole. Some drunk dude in San Diego drove off a cliff, and this guy was there to capture the rescue footage, where he narrates a whole bunch of craziness, that makes me laugh…from calling the Ambulance driver Christopher Reeves, to making fun of the skinny reporter…shit may not be that on point, or that hilarious out of context, but pretty fucking solid…more news needs to be handled by amateur comedians… it is great..

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Liz Hurley Slutting Out for King George Day of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Woah…King George Day is getting hot and bothered when Liz Hurley participates in it…even at 50 years old and all menopausal and shit she still has it in her to get manhandled by dudes with expensive watches…in front of everyone…to add some kind of spice to her life…because I guess her vagina hasn’t completely dried up yet, and even if it did, she could use lube to trick a motherfucker into thinking it’s still functional…I mean with a body like that, dry sex would still be fun, and in my defense Dry Sex is all I know, because I have this skill I call making even the most lubricated bitch dry…Some dudes make girls get their period…all fertile and hormonal, I make girls hit menopause early…it’s my move.. All this to say, Liz Hurley’s still got it going on. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Pregnant Bitch Gets Rodney Kinged By the Cops of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You can look at this from a few angles. The first is that cops are assholes and they assert force, usually unnecessary, and focus on the wrong issues, usually while breaking the laws themselves…but that’s a given, that’s why we call them PIGS and that’s why we hate them, they are fun killers…. Black people can look at this as Racial profiling, these white cops just have it out for black people, and they were such assholes they tackled a bitch… Or you can see it for what it is, bitch and her friends caused a scene, whether pregnant or not, the cops came to diffuse situation, bitch attacked the cops despite being pregnant, and they tackled her, and now they are trying to milk it for all they can…calling it racial profiling, obviously, calling it unneccesary force, obviously, yet so many pregnant people, black and white, asian and indian….haven’t been tackled by the cops…these people deserve it. I think she woulda been better off having a miscarriage, rather than an emergency C-Section, cuz people like this breeding is the fucking worst, and no not cuz they are black, but cuz they are ghetto as fuck and their kids will perpetuate that shit…provided it doesn’t get shot in a drive-by.

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FedEx Employees Throwing Your Shit of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You mean the low paid immigrant workers who hate their lives don’t carry my online purchases, from Dildos to Bondage Gear to other nonsense, on a velvet pillow from the sender to my home? How is this possible? I mean we trust these people to treat our packages as if they were their own packages…and they go ahead and do this to us, right in front of us, on camera and out in the public, like a massive “Fuck you, we just don’t care”…and it hurts…FedEX…it hurts… Today Freedom has been attacked…

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