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Emmy Rossum Bikini of the Day

Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst. Not because she GETS NAKED ON TV. That’s actually the only thing I don’t mind about her…and I guess the only reason she exists….so I guess she’s not the worst…because if the only reason someone exists is a good thing like because she simulates sex on TV…then they by default are good…right? I actually don’t remember why I think she’s the worst, there was a time when I thought she was the worst, but I have no idea what it was that I disliked about her….it’s all a fucking blur, all this shit sort of crosses over and piled up into one big pile of shit , and it really that doesn’t actually matter. What matters is that I am sure she was failing at getting work, and auditioned for Shameless, and realized if she gets naked , she will have a lasting career on a popular show, and will get paid for a long time, a lot of money, and the nudity can be spun as artistry not shamelessness…on a show called Shameless…not to mention from that nudity comes a pretty loyal fan base, thanks to her getting naked on TV….so it’s a win/win for everyone… She gets work, gets paid doing what she set out to do and you get tits… I am sure her struggles weren’t that “real”…her cousin is married to Vera Wang…or some shit, which means she’s uppercrust rich kid from New York like so many of these people who are famous, the poor have to actually get jobs to pay rent, instead of running to LA to take a shot at acting for 3-5 years borrowing money from their trust fund to make their dreams happen…. Well she’s in a bathing suit and it isn’t exciting but it happened.

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Bella Hadid Naked for Fashion of the Day

What the world needs less of is Bella Hadid…the girl who has had her career bought for her thanks to having a rich narcissistic dad who wants his daughters to be seen as hot models that the world celebrates…it gets him more access to the low level models who want to be top models like his daughters and makes them willing to fuck him to get closer to them…basically the best promotional tool for his model fetish…the best sugar baby site is having your two daughters famous as models….EVEN though they are rat faced and undeserving of it according to me. I am not a fan of rich people buying their career to get ahead. I find it obnoxious. I am fine with them being naked and attention seeking… I just don’t think the non-deserving should get a head when there are so many hotter and better whores with better attitudes who don’t just expect it cuz their sister had it. I am not a fan of society jumping ontop of something they consider to be “famous” or interesting or relevant because it has social media followers…perpetuating the snowball effect of their career….having everyone compete to work with her…scrambling to work with her…making her a lot of money..when really there are a million other people to work with… The fact that people care about anything about Bella Hadid is tragic state of the country….she should be out there doing coke at parties, releasing sex tapes, scrambling to be an actual model and failing…but in this era, it can clearly been bought, has been bought, and here we are with this trash as top tier…. I do not get it, but she’s pulled off a troll masterful thanks to a team of experts…and here she is loving every second of it…but probably still a whiney bitch about it…cuz that’s how rich people are. Here she is braless and still boring

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Mechanical Bull Rider of the Day

My friend and crime reporter and pervert who isn’t that perverted but who I like to call a pervert Mark Ebner posted this video of his lunchtime entertainment at the Saddle Ranch in Los Angeles….a place where all your dreams come true….or all my dreams come true…because they have a mechanical bull….which makes for a good time, sometimes, thanks to fat tits doing what they are supposed to do when there’s a Mechanical Bull in the room. It’s nice to see that even in this #MeToo era of we can’t have wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling events, Jello Wrestling happy hours and all the good stuff we used to be able to do…despite all women whoring themselves out on their social media channels and in life….and are exponentially more slutty and and half naked exhibitionists than they ever were….we can revisit the simplicity that is the Mechanical bull…..because I guess the Mechanical Bull despite being meant for THIS…can be spun to be about something else….even though all of us perverts know it’s not cowboy training or an amusement park ride…it’s a way to gyrate women hard… I used to operate a Mechanical bull…that’s a true story….I worked for a gaming company that would rent games to events and I’d be one of the guys who set the games up and unfortunately operated the games for gross kids to piss on and make sticky and essentially make me hate my life…. But sometimes, you’d get booked to do the Mechanical bull at a High School Grad party, a Sweet Sixteen, even a wedding or two…and the shift and basically slave labor work would got back faster with tit slips and ass flashes…back when they didn’t live on social media…a media that has created a lot of confusion, at least for me, like why are you so much sluttier than you used to be…why have I seen every girl naked….intellectualizing their nudity…but they are now so much more uptight with the being slutty, protesting things like the Mechanical bull…. Well not this girl….she protests it tits out..and it’s pure, it’s magic, it’s real, it’s amazing….it’s what life is supposed to be.

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Bella Thorne Dykes it Down with Tana Mongeau of the Day

There’s some story that is going around, likely released by Bella Thorne, but who fucking pays attention to anything that idiot says, we’re more into focusing on the tits….tits she likes to show off and that have allowed hr to establish a hefty instagram following of idiots who buy whatever garbage she’s selling….probably making her feel very fucking relevant, what her family has tried to instil in her at a young age in what is important in life..what it’s all about…celebrity…people adorning you…it’s great for the ego…until they stop caring and you’re left alone seeking new addictions to fill the void….new addictions that don’t come fast enough… Either way, the story that is going around is that she fucks this french girl on her record label, some youtuber who together know how to get noticed the easiest way….nothing wrong with that. It’s nice to see that when a girl is sold off to the entertainment industry at a young age – before becoming a Disney Kid, turned Instagram exhibitionist who pretends to be a weirdo…instead of going to school she writes such empowering messages to her followers…like TEXAS BOARDER…which I assume is a Texas Boarding house…or a hitch hiker she let move in with her like her homeless looking try hard manipulative weirdo boyfriend…

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Carla Howe Pussy Flash of the Day

Carla Howe is a nobody but has 100k Instagram followers and is flashing us her pussy…. This nobody was a Playboy twin a long time ago, back when HEF was around and her and her sister got actual press, people knew them, they cared to stare or jerk off to the sister fetish so many of you perverts have…mainly because you got stuck with the ugly sister and feel you’d much rather fuck the hotter sister…to compare their genetically similar pussies…in a science experiment…that makes you cum…. Point being, Carla Howe has gone onto very exciting things, like not being remembered, and flashing her pussy in public…she’s a talent…look at how good she is…

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Daphne Joy in a Bikini of the Day

Daphne Joy is one of those cheesy fucking instagram hookers that you’ve all seen before. They all post the same cheesy pictures of them in the gym, or by the pool, holding boxes of tea or detox shit… Only…Daphne Joy has been able to leverage her ridiculous stripper looking Ethnic Afro-Puerto Rican body…or maybe she’s Filipina….hard to tell with this tan and clown tits…in a pre-instagram era – to get knocked up by 50 cent…which means she’s getting nice fat child support checks and that’s what looking like this kind of sex worker is about…JUST ASK COCO… She’s pretty old…a reminder that trashy sluts were around before instagram – instagram was just a vehicle for them to monetize and market themselves…but look at this body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Aubrey O’Day Trying Hard of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a virtual nobody. She was barely relevant when she was relevant. People may have found her big tits hot, even though they were fake and anyone could get a pair….before she got fat and turn PAWG…. She has really taken it upon herself to modernize her look to fit in with the gutter Kardashian inspired looking era…where old weathered trash can look like sex dolls….all bloated and filled to the brim with shit and semen….in some body mutilation you can probably pay tp fuck….

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Sofia Richie Ass in Short Shorts of the Day

Sofia Richie unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually Lionel Richie’s kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, but I assure you this one looked up to her fake sister, and is just a fucking disgusting a human as Nicole Camille Escovedo….and not just because she did an internship fucking a Kardashian to elevate her social media status, because what else is a rich kid with no need to have aspirations to do….other than fine the most vapid thing to attach herself to. It’s a family thing…Nicole did it with Paris…and this one did it with the cock…and both collectively smell like rotting rich person herpes…vile…sure…but she’s dressed like an 18 year old and I like that 18 year old look….short short slutty short shorts on the sluts everywhere – but these shorts don’t have enough pussy lip dangling out of them..

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Lily-Rose Depp in Vogue Russia of the Day

Lily-Rose Depp is my favorite of the celebrity rich kids who are entitled as fuck and trying to find some higher, more interesting level of purpose, as artists or socialites in denial of their spoiled existence – because it is all they no… She is hardly like an Asia Argento, 90s rich kid from private schools, who had addictions and no fucking soul…playing the whole dark and edgy in a time when that was trendy…only to kill off Bourdain after blocking him on Instagram because she’s that kind of rich kid cunt.. While Lily Rose Depp is seemingly much sweeter, interesting, less broken and try hard…and for that…we celebrate her VOGUE SHOOT…a shoot I may have already posted by am posting again because I can’t get enough Lily Rose Depp..

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Jenna Dewan Does Pilates of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that if you’re going to join a fitness activity to jerk off to either in the lockerroom, when you get back home from the class, or if you’re daring and don’t want to ever get invited back, right there while the women in the class are doing provocative moves….then Pilates should be on your short list….even if you’re capable of jerking off to pretty much anything because that’s all you do and know… I guess Pilates is a great place to find Divorcees trying to be hot, sexy and show off their flexbility to build their confidence to get fucked again. Just not by you.

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