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AE Thruster is the Sex Toy of the Day

When I first started the site, I was a lot more perverted, and I would feature a sex toy of the day, digging deep on the internet to find the most obscure and amazing things to make you or your loved once have the best orgasms of your life…like Robin Hood…I was a hero…who cared about sexual health, femininity, women having a good time exploring masturbation in an era when it was still stigmatized and deemed NAUGHTY… Obviously, perversion has evolved across all genders, age groups, ethnicities and is the one thing the holds us all together…. So I’ve decided to bring back the SEX TOY OF THE DAY FEAUTRE…with the help of my friends at ADAM & EVE , who I have had a great relationship with for many years, they brought me to my first AVN Awards and invited me to sit at their table and drink their booze…where I hung out with Bree Olsen before she went nuts and met my lifelong friend Kayden Kross…. The SEX TOY, that you need to learn more about is the THRUSTER…a multi-function vibrator created to provide constant thrusting motions –– and the angled tip is G-spot friendly. What makes The Thruster unique is that the shaft moves up-and-down, thanks to a unique thruster motor inside. If you’re a women, the reason you need this is obvious…. If you’re a dude, the reason YOU want to buy it for your loved ones is because you either hate banging your wife and want her to replace you, you can’t make her cum and want her to discover herself and figure it out on her own because you’re busy watching porno…or maybe you want to add spice to your relationship…and watch her bang herself while you bang her…an entry level cuckold or maybe you just want to give to to a friend because it will make them feel good, and who doesn’t like feeling good, and who doesn’t want to give the gift of feeling good….but I do not suggest gifting it to the coffee shop girl, or someone you don’t really know…in the current climate, as a man, you can’t do that…and it’s creepy…and you may get arrested…. Look at this engineering…. YOU GET YOURS NOW CLICK HERE Use code DRUNK at checkout for 50% Off 1 Item + Free Shipping in US & Canada. (some exclusions apply) IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE THRUSTER – YOU CAN GET OTHER PRODUCTS THAT BETTER SUIT YOUR NEEDS CLICK HERE The post AE Thruster is the Sex Toy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Takes Her Ass Off Roading of the Day

Ariel Winter, the very busty and creepy child star from one of the most popular shows on TV, Modern Family, where her parents dropped her off 9 years ago to make all their dreams come true, is so active.. Look at her in her leggings with a hand print on her ass from being spanked like a little slut, all sexual deviant because broken women fill the void in their soul from the PTSD through their vagina, as well as through their stomach with food….emotionally eating…to fatten up and feel protected with that layer of fat that protects her from the world…I’m sure there’s lots of mental issues going on here… But I’m a practical person and look at her for what she is…not hot, dumpy despite being young, sloppy despite working out, and massive tittied despite having had her tits cut off…confusing really… But not as confusing as dudes jerking off to her. Here’s her ass in shorts… Here she is working out again The post Ariel Winter Takes Her Ass Off Roading of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Romee Strijd Tits for Fashion of the Day

Here’s Romee – looking skinny as fuck with her titties out for some magazine that I don’t think is a fetish magazine or a porno magazine but that is probably considered respectable despite producing this kind of PORNO….content that can be jerked off to in the right context….which it is put in on this shite site.. THAT SAID…I love that she’s the tall skinny model, because there’s not enough of those left in this world of fat, making it a fetish to a pervert like me, rather than a norm… I wouldn’t say that I am into anorexia and eating disorders, but I think unrealistic body expectations are good for all of us to have so that we try to better ourselves….to live our best lives…and if we choose to be fat slops about it, that’s fine, let us be medicated and die prematurely…but don’t encourage that with half naked fat chick shoots… I like when girls like ROMEE and her likely starving herself, I think “at least she works for the money she’s overpaid” by the shitty mall brand that made her exist…. Good. The post Romee Strijd Tits for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Still Fat in Leggings of the Day

I am a firm believer that fitness doesn’t come in all shapes and sizes, there is fat and there is fit and there’s nothing much in between, so no matter how often Ariel Winter goes to the gym, it’s clearly not working for her, probably because she’s forced to, and really you can be distracted by her monster tits, monsters because they are large, but more monstrous because even after you gut them off to reshape them, they grow back in full force…like some kind of zombie you can’t kill…the tit version…which luckily for her still a tit…because we like tits…and her fan base of creeps who watched her “blossom” on TV after her parents robbed her of her childhood….really love her tit….but seeing that body from the side profile, is pretty fucking dumpy for someone not even 20 yet…and reminds us that she’s just fat chick tits… Point being…here’s Ariel Winter…not hot. The post Ariel Winter Still Fat in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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JoJo’s Yoga Tits of the Day

We may not know why anyone would care about JOJO, and we may not understand why anyone cared about JOJO back when she was an underage popstar back before social media was a thing, because there was a time when JOJO was clickbait jailbait bait….before falling off and spending all her money… But we do understand what it means to be slutty in a workout, you know while trying to do the healthy and positive thing to live her best life, tits out….especially when it’s part of her second attempt at something that probably shouldn’t have happened the first time around and was just a weird lottery win.. I guess fans / perverts are loyal… The post JoJo’s Yoga Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kim Kardashian Pre Photoshop of the Day

I think it is a public service to show all you sick fucks who buy into Kim Kardashian being hot or interesting….how disgusting she actually is. She is smoke and mirrors, photoshop and plastic surgery treatments that are not impressive….that are not interesting looking…that are some pile of shit lie that brands throw money at because she has an audience…SHE is paid alot of money while looking like some kind of cartoon character, tranny, pornstar..it’s disgusting. Instead of having a legacy of doing good in the world, she teaches kids to fuck on film, be trashy as fuck, get shitty surgeries and face injections, and make bank… Not too sure how I feel about that, but I think it’s on the “she’s a fucking cyst on society who should be taken out”…. The post Kim Kardashian Pre Photoshop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Krysten Ritter in Nylon Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has superheroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be get through the casting couch…because the world is fat and that offends me… This is a shoot for Nylon, because I guess they are still around.. It’s not as shameless and what hipster bullshit that Nylon Represents once was..but it happened…and here it is. The post Krysten Ritter in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer Furry Titties of the Day

Madison Beer should be teaching marketing classes at the local colleges, because Madison Beer gets is…. That’s not to say she’s a genius, or interesting, but you don’t have to be a genius or interesting, but she gets that she’s got big tits and that with those big tits she can get attention from people who otherwise had no idea who she was… A year ago, no one on the mainstream knew who she was….I mean you perverts, But she was on youtube, big tits on youtube, big on Youtube, underage on Youtube because her mom figured out how to manipulate her tits for the perver..and that alone is magical enough when it grows up only wanting to famewhore like she always have… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madison Beer Furry Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jenny Watwood Nude Photoshoot of the Day

I have never heard of Jenny Watwood, but she looks 45….and like she’s doing the best she can to get instagram followers by being on Playboy, who have been decided the future of their business is doing nude shoots that you can’t quite post all the nudes of on Instagram, so you post the semi nudes and say “for the actual nudes, check our site, you pervs”…a strategy I should be taking but takes too much work… I would be more interested in Playboy’s hustle if they were smart enough to use bigger names in the business, rather than these no names, like step up your talent pool…I mean this Watwood chick would likely get naked for anyone in their hotel room, even if they are sexual predators, for free…because she wants them followers… But she’s naked…and you can almost see vagina…which is a big deal in this world of Playboy not posting up vagina pics…when the vagina is all I care to see in photoshoots. The post Jenny Watwood Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Adriana Lima’s Weird Nipple Dress of the Day

Adriana Lima is still not dead….even though she’s old enough…and should figuratively be dead, at least in her modeling career, yet she still manages to exist as a bikini and lingerie model and gets invited to very important high profile events because the world doesn’t view her as the sex working whore that the Church would condemn, the Church she pretends to be a part of, but no evil mongering, heathen who whores herself for decades in exchange for money can actually be of the Church…I SEE YOU LIMA…I SEE YOU AND YOUR LIES… Point being…her nipples look like they may be exposed…as they should be…because she’s getting on in years and that’s how you squeeze out a few months… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE ALL THINGS OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post Adriana Lima’s Weird Nipple Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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