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Aubrey O’Day Naked of the Day

There was a time when I posted Aurbey O’Day’s Playboy pics…10 fucking years ago…on VALNTINES DAY no less.. I still have them in the archives of the site HERE and totally forgot that she was ever in Playboy, back when Playboy mattered, before Playboy got sold off to LGTBQ people who consider the offices to be a SAFE SPACE and their photoshoots an exploration into gender…..or some other bullshit you’d expect to find in social media comments by the armchair activists… Well this 10- year old new iteration of Aubrey. Rocking a totally new face, body and life, really being ironic while being literal with the face injection muppet generation…looking thick in all the weirdest but I guess right places cuz dudes of the internet love this doughy shit…and I think the 35 or 36 year old is clever. Use all you can to stay talked about in an era of everyone being famous you need to be EXTRA clever to stand out. It’s an era where fucking DIDDY and Don Trump Jr isn’t enough to sustain you…you MUST get nude. The only bummer is that we can’t see her cunt. Why bother if we can’t see the cunt.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Scarlett Johansson Back Tat of the Day

SCARLETT JOHANSSON back tat is pretty much the single ugliest thing a celebrity that people have collectively decided is hot, even though I never fully bought into it, I always thought it was a lot of hype, has done to herself… What the fuck in her rich as fuck, working actor, Jewish mind led her to get some dumb fucking graffitti that is more on the artistic level of a high school aged TAGGER writing dumb shit on a bush shelter, only in this case she’s the bus shelter…. It just makes no sense to me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Scarlett Johansson Back Tat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Happy Birthday Cameron Diaz of the Day

It’s Cameron Diaz’s 47th birthday… I hate Birthday posts, I think I even ranted about it this week….but I guess I’ll make an exception like all the other sites do…in order to post her sluttiest or some of her sluttiest that she was involved in before turning 47…. I am actually surprised she’s 47, it feels like she’s been around for fucking ever, acting in all her Romantic Comedies, playing the same character…the hot chick love interest…and I’ve never hated her, not until she found a love story of her own starring one of the Good Charlotte Twin Sisters….which is totally fucking embarrassing no matter how good he treats her…he’s a walking mall ad from late 90s suburbia forever branded lame as fuck…but I guess these hollywood types like who they know, and who Paris Hilton took on a test run before landing up inside this one, creating a Crazy HYbrid Herpe…that has a mind of its own and is going to take out humanity as we know it. POINT BEING she’s old, but retired before it was too late, and that is something other women should take note of, maybe mark in their diary, cuz social media is giving their afterlife, a second life, or half life…I can’t think of the life I’m looking for, in more ways than just finding the right word…but I guess Diaz has the life she’s looking for and it’s all thanks to being hot when she was younger…Yay Hot Chicks Getting Ahead for being Hot… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Happy Birthday Cameron Diaz of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Danielle Herrington in Rihanna’s Lingerie of the Day

Danielle Herrington who cares. It is Friday. I am lazy. hungover. I don’t care. If I had a dollar for every girl in lingerie I’ve seen, I wouldn’t be updating this site…which I guess is my way of trying to get a dollar for every bikini / half naked pic I’ve seen and it has been a fail…but I keep doing it…because I live in Groundhog Day up in here only it isn’t a hit movie that made Bill Murray like 45 million or more….all these bitches doing the same hustle over and over….all interchangeable. Here’s Rihanna.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Danielle Herrington in Rihanna’s Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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January Jones At it Again of the Day

January Jones The single mother is back with some clickbait on Instagram because that is where the lazy girls who like being jacked off to so bad that the sperm ends up knocking them up so hard from all that sperm that they don’t know who the baby daddy is. Keeping the dream alive at middle age. Gross sure but any attention seeker is. They just don’t realize it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post January Jones At it Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day

Michelle Monaghan is not the girl from Lost but she is a reminder that at least one dude reads the site because when I wrongfully identified her as a girl from Lost someone emailed me to tell me I mis-gendered her…I didn’t give her the right pronoun…I was confusing her for some other equally useless celebrity garbage… This is some content of her self produced photoshoots, so you know she thinks she looks awesome in them otherwise she wouldn’t post it., and I guess she’s not fat so that’s someting, but she is old, so it cancels the fat thing out…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kristin Cavallari Topless of the Day

Kristin Cavallari was on Laguna Beach, she didn’t do The Hills, which was the show all her co-stars got rich from, because she was an egotistical cunt who thought she was the most important on the show, and that she could distance herself from the show, and become an actual celebrity from the show, you know legitimize herself…and it didn’t work out so well, she crawled back to the show the last season, too little too late…so she married a rich athlete, the American dream for a lot of these all-american basic whores…and she gets to spend her time as a slutty influencer mom blogger on instagram posting up weirdo white suburban mom smut…straight from the SLUMS of rich / white / christian / mall shopping / lack of soul or substance or cultue…Orange County…but at last they have Disney. The happiest place on earth…besides the women’s changing room at the local college after cheerleading practice….a cliche maybe, but Debbie Does Dallas inspired me in the 80s and that will forever be my safe space…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristin Cavallari Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Caylee Cowan Getting Wet of the Day

Caylee Cowan and I want to eat her UTTERS…in a MILK ME WHILE I MILK YOU…COW….an…way. It’s in her name for her to not have rocking tits you want to milk would be a crime against her family, like when people naked “Baker” aren’t Bakers…I am talking to you Tammy Faye Baker…or when people named Mason isn’t a fucking Mason…I’m talking to you Perry Mason…or when someone is name named Shepherd but doesn’t have a Sheep…..CYBIL!….you get the idea….this nobody being a slut on instagram….may not be the COW you want her to be…but the titties are good enough to visualize milking and that’s a good thing….an inspiring thing…like how the trend of growing your own veggies hit every Home Depot the last few years….the trend of milking tits is starting right now… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caylee Cowan Getting Wet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Farrah Abraham Shrunk Her Bikini of the Day

I’ve written a lot of praise for Farrah Abraham …. I celebrate that she is the slutty teen who used taking loads in her pussy as a tactic to get on MTV…because MTV is irresponsible and glamorized teen pregnancy, like a Kardashian glamorized sex tapes…think of how many girls got pregnant at 15 to be on the show…and didn’t end up on the show…it’s funny and Farrah represents that. When you want celebrity, you do whatever it takes to get where you gotta go…especially when you’re 15 years old…obviously a girl with an insatiable appetite to be fucked….but not just up the ass like other high school girls scared of pregnancy….in the pussy too. I like that she went from MTV reality TV to hardcore anal / squirt porn without even trying to stage it as anything “leaked”…she just got clown tits, jacked up her face, and ended up going for the gold….if she’s gonna do it, do it with a professional….cuz what it comes down to is that she’s a fucking pervert…exhibitionist…and being fucked on camera dealt with those two things… I made over 5,000 dollars off her Sex Tape, which is the most money this site ever made, so I guess I work for her….and that’s more money than any sex worker has paid me….so I guess she is a captain of industry as she walks around in her tiny bikini on her distorted looking body…like EVERY single part of her is weird looking….and it’s great…to me….it represents the American Dream or the failure of the American Dream….on every fucking level. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Shrunk Her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ava Capra Nipples of the Day

Ava Capra is apparently from Top Model…and apparently into wearing the silliest outfits to make a statement and get noticed….by the people at comicon…who will hire her to work a booth or to walk around handing out stickers to virgin nerds cuz they’ll find it all so hot, too hot to handle…cuz they are virgin comicbook nerds and all vagina in costume excites them and makes them want to test out moves they learn in porno on them….and she’ll just be happy to get work as a model after all these years of being non-existent, even after being on a show about being a model…which you’d assume meant she was a model…who got some coverage for being a model…while rich kids with no business being models are taking her work… Either way…nice outfit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ava Capra Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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