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Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Maxim Portugal August 2012 of the Day

I followed Rosie Huntington Whiteley on Instagram last night for no real reason other that boredom and laughed when I saw the last two pics she posted were of her husband’s recent movie – Expendables 2 – making me realize that just cuz she looks hot to fuck…doesn’t mean she has good taste in entertainment…and just because she’s promoting her bald, rich, famous husband’s movie…doesn’t mean she has bad taste in entertainment…it just means she’s pretty much smitten as shit over him…and that he fucks her proper enough to make her hooked on him…cuz to us she’s hot as fuck…but to herself she’s just a girl…weak to the man she’s with….owned by him…making her his greatest cheerleader…..a cheerleader you’d all pay 1000 dollars an hour for but that he gets for free…cuz he gets paid more than that…and girls love money….even when they have it….

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Maxim Portugal August 2012 of the Day

Selena Gomez is Getting Fat of the Day

Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use contraception lik a good catholic, eat a whole lot of corn and beans, and shit gets fucking sloppy….even when you work the hotel cleaning crew harder, and make more beds than the next mexican…but I guess that has nothing to do with their thickness and it is instead a genetic issue that just comes with being inbred, indigenious, brown, spanish speaking people….or maybe…just maybe…Selena Gomez has turned to emotionally eating since her boyfriend won’t fuck her as he is too busy getting fucked by Usher for personal gain…forcing her to turn to ice cream eating….or maybe….just maybe….Selena Gomez is in a fat suit… Either way, I’d still fuck her like I was molesting her, because I know she’s 20, and that makes all the dirty fantasties okay….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Izabel Goulart for Cia Maritima Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Izabel Goulart has a hard face but with that hard face comes a hard fucking body….that looks pretty fucking spectacular in a bikini as she grinds like the bikini model she is….but that would look a lot fucking better grinding hard against my face…. I want to play with her….using my penis….to make her my sex kitten that my penis wears as a mitten….but that’s kinda how I feel about all girls…especially when I’m looking at them half naked in picture…

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Izabel Goulart for Cia Maritima Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini of the Day

Wanna know the number one way to ruin a set of supermodel, lingerie and bikini model, in her bikini when not getting paid, but cuz she likes it, all for the paparazzi pics….throw in her new born baby and husband into the mix…so that harsh reality of her vagina’s condition and the kind of wholesome girl she is…nothing hot about that… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini of the Day

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Nothing like some bikini model modeling bikini to end my day of uselessness on a blog everyone pretends they never heard of becuase maybe they have actually never heard of it…but that works against my self esteem….like I assume Lima’s mom body works against her self esteem…cuz what you’re not seein in these pics are all the things she hates about herself…all the imperfections that even at the 1,000,000 dollars a shoot she charges…she sits and obsesses over….like her big droopy mom pussy she’s got folded up in bikini bottoms… TO SEE THE REST OF THE 30 PICS I WAS TOO LAZY TO UPLOAD…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Bar Refaeli Signing Autographs and Showing Minor Camel Toe of the Day

Bar Refaeli showed her bikini model vagina ability to get jacked the fuck up with red denim…in a subtle yet period friendly way…. Here she is signing autographs in s dress…If I saw Bar Refaeli in public, the only autograph I’d want from her is her herpes scabs on my dick…you know her vagina lip kiss of death….signed, sealed and delivered either willingly or with force…but I’m needy like that…

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Bar Refaeli Signing Autographs and Showing Minor Camel Toe of the Day

Marisa Miller Does Shape Magazine of the Day

Marisa Miller’s rock hard bikini model face and body were in Shape Magazine in a bikini because that’s what bikini models do….I’m assuming there was an interview about how she keeps her shit so ripped but who cares about that…I only care about Marisa Miller when she was coming up in her 20s, when she got her implants and posed topless to pay her rent, because I know it takes that sacrifice of being a low level whore to become the high paid whore she is today….She’s a role model to girls everywhere….if anything to put down that cake fatso and hit the gym while saving your allowance for tits. Nothing wrong with that.

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Marisa Miller Does Shape Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton is Bad at Slutting Out on Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton is a bikini model…She is 19, has huge tits, and is going to be fat in the next few years, just a memory for those of you who like to jerk off to archival footage….so in this small window of opportunity that she has, she needs to be used for what she’s good for…her fucking tits…so when I see her whoring out on twitter with pictures of her in a dress, covered up, not half naked…I have to hate her and call her out for the fraud that she is….and I guess that’s what this post is all about.

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Kate Upton is Bad at Slutting Out on Twitter of the Day

Top Girls Lifting and Carrying Girls Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

This may be boring…this may be repetitive…but I’m still going to compile this obscure fetish videos on Youtube because I’m fascinated that Google gets away with being a pornsite…running their ads on these videos for big brands that pay millions….it’s hypocrisy…. See I’m all for free speech, post what you want, down with censorship…but when it comes to me being punished for it, while others get away with it…I start hating society… And I take it to my internet website that’s dying…with this post….and you’re a part of it…Lucky you… Chubby Girl in Nurses Outfit Carrying a Girl in her Underwear…. Two More Girls Carrying Each Other in Underwear… Really Strong Girl Lifting and Wrestiling a Dude Now She’s Lifting a dude overher head….with apparently is a fetish all its own… COuples Who Lift and Carry Together – Stay Together Big Girl Lifts… Spinning and a Carry Girl Carrying a Dude on her Shoulders Small Asian Lifts a Dude Some Girls in Workout Gear….Lifting… THONG Lift and Carry Carrying a Bitch Down the Hall Black on White in a Bikini Carry Girl in a Bikini Holds a dude Up… You know – there are thousands of carry videos all eqaully weird to jerk off to…

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Top Girls Lifting and Carrying Girls Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day