I don’t know anything about Lucy Hale but I assume she’s some jailbait trash who you are all eager to turn 18 to forget about her like she was Miley, Momsen, Lohan and so many other 16 year olds you want to fuck…. I just looked her up…she’s actually 22….maybe she’s just on some Disney drugs to stay eternally youthful like she was Selena Gomez…. Who really cares, she’s in a bikini, it’s nothing exciting, but I’m posting it anyway…cuz that’s what I do…. To See The Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t really discriminate when it comes to bikini pics….especially not when they are pictures of the bitch who totally destroyed Sandra Bullock’s perfect little image, that I think was hired by her PR people to create the scandal, and thus lead to the Oscar, cuz the last 20 years of her acting wasn’t doing the job, but even this is the kind of pussy a motherfucker leaves his famous, rich, perfect little black adopting wife he played Nazi roll playing games for…..it is amazing…and here she is in her bikini…overly tattooed maybe but it all adds to the great storyline…… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s the cast of a show I’ve never heard of on set in bikinis…apparently it is on Cinemax and by the looks of it…it seems very top notch in terms of concept, quality, writing, and acting…as long as your gauge of top notch is how hard a bitch’s nipples get…because as long as you can mute the shit…I’m all for half nakedness…even if it is the most basic, low grade shit you can produce….it’s still got value to some of us…mainly me….cuz I’m a pervert….addicted to bikini pics of bitches I don’t know…and I blame facebook for that fetish….cuz I’m sure my facebook has people more famous than this….
I fucking love bush.cuz I feel bush has got a bad deal as everyone hates on it for not fucking reasong…it is considered gross and so abnormal, even though that shit is genetics and one of the more normal things about a pussy these days…..only it’s rare to ever get to see it…. I fucking love bush cuz it’s a great vagina accessory that allows each vagina to have a personality of its own. I love bush cuz it hides vagina imperfection in a decorative way. I love how it holds in all the scents, smells, and odors. I love that when I first started fucking, no bitch every shaved her twat, not even in porn, it was scissors or nothing….and if it got wet…it got matted like a homeless unshowered person’s hair….. Every cheesy bitch I know waxes or shaves bald, even though it takes less work than maintaining a good bush…shaved is actually the lazy person’s way……but controlled version of natural takes effort….it takes a certain daring girl willing to stand her ground and not fear being stoned to death like a witch hunt, secure in her vagina hair enough to not follow the crowds……and liking it has become a perversion that makes people look at you weird when you talk about it, even though it is natural, it just got slated as being gross thanks to marketing, cuz companies like selling products and mking bitches think they need those products make unneccessary billion dollar industries….But then again, I don’t mind digging my face in a bald pussy either…. So I was happy to see some Sophie Monk stubble….cuz you’d think a bitch staging this kind of bikini should would maintain before the cameras come out, unless not shaving is to get some press…..I don’t have the rights to post the Sophie Monk Pubic Hair Stubble in a Bikini Pics so here are some pics of her in some Fuck Me Boots from this weekend…. To See the Rest of the Bikini Pubic Hair Pics Follow This Link
A couple of weeks ago I was talking about Reese Witherspoon getting married a second time like a good little Christian who goes to church and has sex out of wedlock cuz she’s actually bullshit as all actors are.. enough to get knocked up, leaving her no choice but to get married to make the whole thing as authentic as her slutty uterus tattoo all lesbian dolphin hugging…. So it’s only natural that I’ve been craving to see pics of her in a bikini to really embrace her sloppy body and take it all in in one massive question mark when compared to how many pics I’ve posted of her compulsively jogging for the press so that we don’t call her out for being a chubby piggy girl… So my dreams have been answered, cuz middle aged moms who may be pregnant in bikinis are my dream….but I’ve never been one for having big dreams…if anything my dreams have been pretty low level bottom feeder….so it all makes sense… To See The Rest of the Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
5 hours ago – Bar Refaeli posted these bikini pics of her in Dead Sea mud….rocking the peace in the middle east campaign that is her bikini body…muddy pussy….hot tits…you get what I’m saying here….and that is look at the pics… On a sidenote, Bar Refaeli has blocked me on Twitter, even after all the kindness I say about her…I get no respect…what a cunt…a cunt I’d like to fuck…all dirty, covered in feces and herpes scabs or not…She’s that good.
Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore…. I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…
Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space… What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics
The paparazzi company that owns the Audrina pics doesn’t like me very much. I don’t have money to buy their pictures, they aren’t into just giving them to me for free, even if I link back to them, so I’m forced to use my interpretive skills, of what best represents Audrina Patridge in a bikini, and the best I could come up with was the Downs Syndrome champion swimmer, which although may be insulting to this bitch with Downs Syndrom, as Audrina is clearly more embarrassing and retarded than her, it gets my point across as best as I know how….the only thing missing is the hot stripper body implants…something I support her using to get noticed/ahead… To See The Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
There is really nothing interesting about Jayde Nicole. I’ve been next to her in person once, cuz she is from Canada, and she’s the kind of girl you probably wouldn’t look twice at. Seriously. All her half naked, staged paparazzi and Playboy pics, may make you think otherwise, but there’s really nothing to her… The only redeeming personality trait she’s got, and I assume we can than her whore mother who worked at a diner for this, is that at 18 she got implants and decided she’d get naked in Playboy, while other girls were applying for college, giving her a first mover competitive advantage, cuz it usually takes 4 years of college to realize that shit “I wish I did Playboy when I was younger” cuz Playboy loves 18 year olds fresh out of High School. It’s a fetish and it worked for her. So here she is on the beach in some staged bikini pics, showing off her trashy “Respect” tattoo she got when she realized she didn’t respect her pussy and either did her pimping whore mother, so she got that to overcompensate to make us think she’s anything but I whore. Either way, bikini pics are fun. TO See the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
