I guess Miley Cyrus didn’t get the memo that today was my birthday. Because how else would you explain this lame look? Miley’s dressed like a homely lesbian, or a Justin Bieber impersonator. Oh well, she still has time to make it up to me. We’ve got almost the whole day left, and even belated bikini pics are better than none. Email me. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture Photos: Fameflynet
When I first heard Miley Cyrus was filming Two and a Half Men , I got excited. I thought she was finally going to be releasing a sex tape . But turns out it’s just that terrible Ashton Kutcher show. Still, as dumb as the show is these days, I’ve got to hand it to the producers. They’ve finally learned the secret to distracting viewers from all the lame jokes: show Miley Cyrus in lingerie. I’m surprised it’s taken them this long. I’ve been using that trick for years. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture
Here is Miley Cyrus shopping for groceries at Whole Foods. I bet you Whole Foods weren’t expecting to have two famous little melons on display. As you can see, Miley forgot to wear a bra, which is a good thing because it wouldn’t be needed. Miley’s fruits are at the perfect ripeness and hold their own. Don’t they make you want to take a bite?
I don’t know what the fascination is with nerds and Emma Watson but they love her more than life itself. Don’t get me wrong, her body looks great in those skinny jeans/pants but other than that she could use a tan and some sex appeal. I know I’m going to get tons of hate mail now. So before you hit that “Contact Us” button, yes, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
I’m still not used to Miley Cyrus ‘ new hairdo. Normally, if I saw pictures of her teasing us with her tongue while wearing a pair of “Daisy Dukes”, my blood pressure would have gone through the roof. And by roof, I mean the area just below my waist. Anyway, here are some Twitter pictures she posted from the Rock The Vote photoshoot.
Heidi Klum bikini photos are always a sight for sore eyes. Less is more. Once every two weeks or so will do the job … take notes, Kim Kardashian . The supermodel and mother of four FINALLY found some time to stop and smell the roses this week, and decided to share it with her Twitter fans. Here’s the 39-year-old Project Runway host stretched out on a ledge overlooking the sea, wearing a tiny black bikini and soaking up some rays: “Finally … relaxation!” she wrote with the photo. A gorgeous Klum is seen posing with her back arched and hands behind her head to show off her amazing bod … and show Seal what he’s missing. Mother to daughter Leni, 8, sons Henry, 6, Johan, 5, and daughter Lou, 2, Klum has yet to seriously reenter the dating pool since her divorce. Take your time, Heidi. There will be plenty of guys ready when you are. In the meantime, occasional bikini photos like this are always welcome.
Nicole Kidman is showing off a more risque side of herself lately. The statuesque Australian is normally so demure, her racy role in The Paperboy took many people aback. Now she’s channeling that same envelope-pushing hotness in a new spread for V Magazine’s Fall 2012 Travel Issue. Check out the gorgeous cover shot of Kidman below: Wow. If she were looking for a way to get people to stop talking about the fact that she urinates on Zac Efron in their upcoming film, that will do it! Mario Testino photographed Nicole in all her bleached-blonde glory, a drastic but sexy change for the 45-year-old wife of country star Keith Urban. Don’t you agree? Need to see some more evidence? Check out more of V Magazine ‘s Nicole Kidman underwear and bikini photos below: [Photos: V]
I was kind of hoping that Miley Cyrus’ haircut was all some sort of elaborate hoax, just a poorly made Justin Bieber wig perhaps, but it looks like it’s the real deal. Here she is having her picture taken with some chicks on the street, looking like someone you’d expect to see washing your windshield with a filthy old rag. I’m just kidding, squeegee kids don’t normally wear fancy bras and see through tops. Thanks Miley.
What has Miley Cyrus done? Here are a few shots she posted on Twitter of her new haircut. NOOOO!!!! Did she do it herself? What a hack job. She looks like she should be in an insane asylum. I get that she’s trying to seem cool and different and all that celebrity attention seeking garbage, but I’m not sure looking like a dude is the right way to go about it. An artistically shot sex tape would have worked a whole lot better.
Once again, Miley Cyrus decided to share a nice photo of herself on Twitter. Fortunately for us, she “forgot” to wear a bra. I don’t know about you guys but I never allow photos taken of me unless I have my padded underoos on. No moose knuckle action for the ladies. I like to keep some things for the imagination.
