Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Jordana Brewster’s Sweet Booty In Jeans

You would think that by now I’d be able to pick out any half decent hottie’s booty without a second thought, you’d be wrong. Here’s masculine looking hottie Jordan Brewster giving us a good look at her hot little booty in a decent pair of jeans. I only say she’s masculine because that weirdo unibrow kind of throws me off… I know she’s hot, but I’m still kind of scared… In a boner kind of way.

More Scary Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures

I can’t believe I’m doing this again, but here are some more shots of career reality TV star Bethenny Frankel on the beach in her bikini. I see she took my advice about wearing a giant hat and some sunglasses to cover up that busted face, but now we’ve got a problem with the booty. It looks like an old stretched out leather handbag. Not good. Let’s try this again. Next time, big hat, big sunglasses and some sort of wrap or sarong to cover the droopy drawers. Let’s try this again.

Freida Pinto Gets Naughty For Esquire

I don’t normally post pictures of Freida Pinto on the site, not because she’s not hot or anything, but she doesn’t normally pose so provocatively. She’s a classy woman who tends to always be fashionably dressed, I think that’s what makes these shots of her getting half naked and sexy for Esquire magazine so much hotter. I hope this is just the beginning, maybe some Padma Lakshmi girl-on-girl action shots will be next.

Trish Stratus Sexy Police Issue Swimsuit

The picture quality of this shot of former WWE hottie Trish Stratus is pretty crappy, but the quality of that booty is amazing. Jesus she’s got a great body on her. I don’t know what she’s promoting or selling or whatever with the gun and the police issue bathing suit, but I’m in.

Annalynne McCord’s Awesome Bikini Booty

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord spending a little time alone on the beach in a strange looking swimsuit. I don’t really understand it, it’s kind of a stupid mom shorts and bikini top combination, but …. I love it. I think it has more to do with AnnaLynne’s perfect little booty, than the bathing suit to be honest. Who knew I’d find a booty in such a large pair of bikini bottoms to be this spectacular. I’m impressed. Although, the tan lines are going to be a little odd.

Kelly Brook Classes Up The Cleavage Again

Here’s my favorite busty British hottie Kelly Brook out on the town again in yet another kinda boring outfit. Is she pregnant again? After yesterday’s boring outfit showed off that amazing amount of cleavage, I was kind of hoping for a little something extra. This is just a normal amount of cleavage, who needs that? Don’t get me wrong, she’s still gorgeous and I’d still do dirty rotten things to her if she’d let me, but I don’t have a whole lot going on in my life and a little more soft boobies would really make a difference. #sadboner

Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Courtroom Breasts

So Lindsay Lohan was back in court yesterday for the millionth time, I hear she’s actually doing pretty well with her probation or treatments or whatever, and she brought along her sweet big chesticles. Her outfit is pretty good, just lame enough for court and just tight enough to show of her juicy front meat. I was hoping the judge would sentence her to some sort of all girl, inmate bikini road crew where she would be in charge of the jackhammer but I guess celebrities get special treatment. Maybe next time.

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hot Spandex Aerobics

It seems that Nicole Scherzinger is at it again, jumping around on stage in her hot ninja costume. I like it. The woman should make a retro eighties workout video, she’s got the tight body and she’s clearly got the awesome wardrobe. All she needs are a couple of big haired hotties behind her and a crappy VHS video recorder and she’s in business. We can film it in my mother’s rec-room, it’s very retro. I’ll wear a pair of Zubaz pants to mask my erections. Call me.

Nicole Scherzinger Drops Some Perky Cleavage

Here are a few shots of Nicole Scherzinger at the Brit Awards last night. I’m not exactly sure why she was invited, she’s not British or up for any awards, but I’m not in charge of party planning. I guess if she’s going to squeeze those perky breasts into a nice dress I’d let it slide. I wonder if they ask what kid of outfit these women are going to wear. Cleavage equal invite, turtleneck sweater and mom jeans equals better luck next year. Luckily Nicole made the right choice.

Kelly Brook’s Big Stylish Cleavage

I don’t know man, I must be in love because this Kelly Brook hottie can do no wrong in my eyes. Here she is wearing a boring, kind of frumpy black dress at a party last night and I absolutely love it. Normally I’d say that a woman is hiding a secret big ass under something like this — a friend’s girlfriend used to do this kind of thing all the time but I was on to her– but this is working for me. I think it probably has something to do with her gorgeous face and the raging erection those breasts are causing, but for the sake of this post I’m going to say it’s the dress. Well done.