Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Katrina Bowden’s Tight Little Hotness

Whoever is in charge over at 30 Rock is a genius, instead of using pictures of Tina Fey or Tracy Morgan in their promo shots they use hottie Katrina Bowden . The chick is on like every third episode for about a minute and a half, but she is hot as hell so probably a smart choice. Anyhow, here she is showing off her amazing little body in a sexy tiny skirt. Well done.

Kristen Bell Sans Cleavage

We’re all aware that Kristen Bell isn’t exactly overflowing in the chesticular department, but this is a little ridiculous. Here she is at yet another Burlesque premiere, how many of these things do we really need, showing off quite a bit of skin in a low cut dress. I think that if this chick bent over and we looked down her top all we’d see is floor. Hot.

Sofia Vergara Is Sexy When She’s Mad

I hate to say it, but super Latina MILF Sofia Vergara does not look please to see the paparazzi in these pictures. She’s Colombian and I wouldn’t want to get on her bad side, but I’m kinda glad this dude put himself in harms way to get these shots. I like this woman and I enjoy watching her walk, especially when she’s wearing a tight top and has a slight bounce in her step. Heaven. Anyhow, that’s obviously not the case her, but she still looks sexy. Call me.

Alex Rodriguez: Macking On Kelly Bensimon?

Despite rumors that he’s back with Cameron Diaz , Alex Rodriguez was spotted flirting with Real Housewives of NYC star Kelly Bensimon in Miami the other night. At the Art Basel party at Wall, hosted by Vito Schnabel, Stavros Niarchos and Alex Dellal, “He had his arm ’round Kelly and they were flirting,” a witness said . The next day the two were seen browsing art at the Convention Center. HOME RUN : What’s not to like about this if you’re A-Rod? A source said, “While Alex was recently seen with Cameron Diaz again, they’re not together. He is single.” Reps for A-Rod and Bensimon have not commented. What’s not to love about this couple? They’re both New York nightlife regulars, and the Rod likes his women a bit masculine (Madonna, Joslyn Noel Morse, etc). These Kelly Bensimon bikini pictures , though? Kinda whack.

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Nicole Scherzinger Is Just Too Damn Sexy

I feel kinda bad because last week I made fun of Nicole Scherzinger’s weird hairdo, but to be honest I hardly even notice it in these shots of her at some Christmas party the other day. Why? because I can’t stop staring at her amazing mocha cleavage, that’s why. I want to nestle my face in there and take one of the sexiest naps ever. Honestly, even with the stupid haircut, she’s hot as hell, she could be wearing a stupid Little Orphan Annie wig and I’d still want a piece. more pictures of Nicole Scherzinger here

Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Have Still Got It

Obviously Elizabeth Hurley is getting older, but I have to say that her breasts still take a great picture. Here she is in some photoshoot for a clothing line or something that’s probably only relevant to women with brittle bones or weak bladders or who need pills that soften their stool, but she’s still looking pretty damn awesome so who gives a crap. I wouldn’t have any problems helping this old bird into a hot bath to soak her bunions. Call me.

Danielle Lineker’s Tasty Grapefruits

If you’re like me, chances are you don’t know much about this Danielle Lineker bird, she’s married to some former footballer soccer player, but there are a couple of things about her that I really like. If you guessed her strange looking boobs than you’re one hell of a detective. I don’t really know why they’re looking like this, who knows how bras work these days, but I kind of think it’s sexy. It reminds me of strippers in the eighties with those hard grapefruit implants that didn’t move when they danced. Hot!

Hilary Duff Is Perfect In Leather Pants

I don’t know what could be better right now than some pictures of super cutie Hillary Duff walking the streets in her tight leather pants. I mean it, aside from her actually walking around in my living room in her tight leather pants these are pretty awesome. I’m so glad that Hilary is in my life, I don’t know what I’d do without her. I think I’m sounding a bit like a stalker and will probably scare her off with crap like this. I meant of say that she’s alright, whatever, I have a driver’s license. Call me.

Jennifer Aniston Is Still In A Bikini

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I for one am glad as hell that Jennifer Aniston is still hanging out in her bikini. Here she is in a little purple number while on vacation, walking around, bending over, sunning herself and all around tantalizing my man parts. I love it, it’s too bad she annoys the hell out of everyone when she tries to act. She needs more parts that involve her being in a bikini, maybe an annoying swim coach who can’t find a man or an annoying lifeguard who can find a man… You get the idea.

Cheryl Tweedy Makes Stupid Hats Look Hot

It takes a real beauty to pull off a bulky sweater with holes in it and a stupid looking winter hat, and Cheryl Tweedy is proof of that. Here she is out over the weekend dressed kinda like someone who makes there living gutting fish. Alright, so maybe she looks like someone who once played a character in a movie who made a living gutting fish, but you get my point. The woman is just hot. I wouldn’t have any trouble curling up to this on a cold winter night. Call me.