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Kelly Brook Is Just Too Damn Sexy

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kelly Brook Is Just Too Damn Sexy

Here’s British super hottie Kelly Brook at The Prince’s Trust Rock Gala on Wednesday night in London looking pretty friggin’ amazing, as usual, in her tight little black dress. I love this woman, I’d consider marrying her to help her get a green card… For the right price. I’m kidding, she can pay me in many many many other ways. I’m thinking of a few ways right now. That’s it.

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Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady

Here’s Selena Gomez looking cute and innocent, like a young Disney star should, dancing around and having a good time in some photoshoot for something I don’t care about. I don’t really know how old this young woman is, so I’m having trouble finding something funny to say without ending up on one of those creepy sex offender websites. I’m being told she’s actually eighteen…. I’m not buying it.

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Kate Middleton’s Princess To Be Bikini Pictures

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kate Middleton’s Princess To Be Bikini Pictures

Prince William and his girlfriend Kate Middleton have been all over the news lately because of their engagement, so I thought I’d open up the old archives and rehash some sweet bikini pictures of the soon to be Princess. Here she is hosing herself down in a little white bikini on an expensive yacht. That’s it Princess, clean yourself up for daddy. I like the sounds of that.

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Jessica Lowndes’ Hot Wonky Cleavage

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Lowndes’ Hot Wonky Cleavage

I may not know a whole lot about some of the up and coming Hollywood starlets, but I know some weird looking boobs when I see them. Here’s Jessica Lowndes hosting a birthday party for herself with some cleavage that, while still hot , is a little strange looking. I don’t know if it’s the dress or the bra that’s doing this, but I hope she’s not just got some of those wonky boobies you read about in anatomy books. There’s only one way to find out, someone send send some bikini pictures to my Twitter . Thank you. more pictures of Jessica Lowndes here

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Ashley Greene And Her Stupid Boyfriend

Posted on September 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Ashley Greene And Her Stupid Boyfriend

I can’t believe hottie Ashley Greene has fallen under the spell of one of the friggin’ Jonas Brothers . What the hell? The guy must be rich and famous or something. Anyhow, Ashley looks amazing as usual and she’s giving us a nice little peek at her booty while she walks away in her shorts so I think I can overlook the fact that she’s cheating on me with this kid. I guess pimples are all the rage these days.

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Laura Vandervoort As Supergirl Is Super Hot

Posted on September 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Laura Vandervoort As Supergirl Is Super Hot

Apparently Smallville is still on television, or at least it was until this season. What the hell? I thought that crap went off the air like a decade ago. Anyhow, I guess it’s a good thing it didn’t because we would never have gotten to see Laura Vandervoort dressed up as Supergirl and I think that would have been a shame. I hope this isn’t a spoiler, I wouldn’t want their fan to get upset.

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Kelly Brook Is Boring But Still Hot

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kelly Brook Is Boring But Still Hot

I don’t think that Kelly Brook should now be considered a lame chick because all she’s doing is hanging out in her boring little dress. I have to say that she’s not really doing it for me, but she really is, I love her. If I can only figure out why she decided to forget about all the make up and go for the natural look. Maybe it’s because I’ve been out drinking and all the slutty chicks I saw tonight pale in comparison to Kelly.

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Selena Gomez Works On Her Oral Skills

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Selena Gomez Works On Her Oral Skills

Selena Gomez is still pretty young so I’m go ing to give her a little advice when it comes to using a “microphone”, make sure to watch out for your teeth. Nobody likes that. You’re welcome.

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Kelly Ripa Gets A Sexy Workout

Posted on September 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kelly Ripa Gets A Sexy Workout

I want to say that Kelly Ripa is and old lady bathing in the cesspool that is Regis Philbin except here she is looking pretty damn amazing during some run that involves hotties in high heels. Who knew that she could look this good running in heels. Hot chicks in spandex pants and heels are never a bad thing. Unless she’s the woman you’ve been grooming to become your next nanny. more pictures of Kelly Ripa here

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Michelle Hunziker Gets My Attention

Posted on September 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michelle Hunziker is getting my attention not because she’s dating the fat kid from Dawson’s Creek (I’m pretty sure I’m thinking of some other blonde chick) or because she’s a hot piece of ass or even because she’s Swiss German Italian, she’s getting my attention because she’s drinking a massive beer and I’m really thirsty. Here she is hanging out in her Lederhosen , or whatever it is the women wear, at Oktoberfest in Munich the other day. I want one… Of each.

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