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Elle Macpherson Slips An Old Nipple

Obviously it’s been a while since Elle Macpherson has done anything provocative because these nipple slip pictures just seem weird to me. I get that she’s older now and that the only attention her boobs get these days are from some kid pawing at them all afternoon, but she’s a former supermodel and I was expecting more. Nipples aren’t supposed to be pointing to the sky, or are they? Anyhow, it’s nice to see that she’s still trying, keep up the good work.

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Tour Continues of the Day

Kelly Brook Kelly Brook’s Bikini Tour Continues of the Day It turns out that it’s really easy to be a PR person for a big breasted woman who has already put 10 years into getting herself famous, from fucking the mean guy in Titanic to posing half naked as often as she could, but still wasn’t a household name, cuz all it takes is getting her a personalized paparazzi to take an endless supply of bikini pics daily, cuz that’s all these sites really care about and apparently, being Kelly Brook is pretty easy too, thanks to her fat tits… To See the Rest of the White and Blue Bikini Pictures – Follow This Link GO To See the Rest of the Pink Bikini Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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More Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

I want to say that I’m getting bored with writing about Kelly Brook in her bikini every day, but that would be an outright lie. I love this crap. I get to look at pictures of Kelly’s sweet tits in a bikini for a living. I’m not going to get treated like a pervert because the company’s porn filters flagged my computer and the HR lady made me apologize to every woman and a couple of overly sensitive men in the office for creating a hostile work environment with what she called my deviant porn addiction.

Kristen Stewart’s Boney Leg Show Continues

Kristen Stewart is everywhere these days promoting her latest sensitive vampire movie, I’m not complaining, she’s showing off her skinny long boney legs every chance she gets and I like it. They’re all pale and sexy. Hot. Anyhow, I’m glad that she’s at least trying to wear more women’s clothing, it suits her, but I know that once she’s done promoting this crap she’ll probably go back to her regular grungy jeans and ladies softball coach sweater so we’d better enjoy it while we can. more pictures of Kristen Stewart here

AnnaLynne McCord’s Ass Picks Up The Cleaning

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord doing her lame thing at the dry cleaners the other day. I’m getting bored with this chick, it’s always the same old crap, she walks down the street or blows kisses to the camera like a retard. Show me some ass or something. Maybe if she had less capital letters and more boob I could handle it, but until then I’m stuck with crappy shots of her running errands. Hopefully she’s having some tiny bikinis dry cleaned for the upcoming fourth of July weekend…. Fingers crossed. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here

Kelly Brook’s Incredible Bikini Pictures

If you thought yesterday’s Kelly Brook bikini pictures were pretty hot, you’re going to love these ones even more. Here she is hanging out on the beach again, posing nicely for me with her back arched and her boobs pressed together. Absolutely awesome. I especially like the one of her picking her bikini bottoms out of her cute ass. I could watch that all day…. In slow motion of course.

Miranda Kerr Pulls My String

I wanted to make some sort of lame joke about Miranda Kerr giving me blue balls or something along those lines because I know everyone loves crappy testicle jokes, but that’s a balloon she’s holding and not a ball so my whole plan has gone out the window. Now what? Luckily she’s a hot piece of ass and she still looks cute playing with her giant balloon so everything should be alright. Besides, a supermodel in a little skirt is always good. Enjoy. more pictures of Miranda Kerr here

Adrianne Curry Naked Shower Pictures

Adrianne Curry is probably the only celebrity that knows how to use Twitter properly and this picture is proof. Thank you Adrianne. However, I just want to let her know that Twitter offers a function called TwitVid which allows users to upload videos too. I look forward to the sex tape.

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures

As far as supermodel bikini pictures go these shots of Gisele Bundchen aren’t all that special, but compared to bikini pictures in general, they’re awesome. Obviously that’s due to the incredible body that’s filling out the bikinis so nicely. I know I shouldn’t be surprised that she looks so good in a bikini, she’s a supermodel after all, but I still get impressed… In my pants. Nice one.

Ashley Greene’s Hotness Continues To Impress

Ashley Greene continues to impress with her amazing hotness, here she is walking around in her sexy skirt breaking hearts wherever she goes. I love this girl, I want to be married to her for a long weekend. If she was carrying some ice cold beers and hockey season tickets she’d be the most perfect woman in the world. Until that day comes I’ll just have to settle for anything I can get. Enjoy.