Well, Taylor Swift may have forgotten to get me a Christmas present this year, but luckily, Kendall Jenner didn’t. Because here’s a pants-melting bikini selfie she posted to Instagram on New Year’s Eve. And it’s just what I always wanted! How did she know? …Now, when do I get to unwrap this with my teeth?
Lindsay Lohan released this Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie on her Instagram because the paparazzi don’t fight to get pics of her anymore, so she figures she’ll just self promote the shit and get the same level of feedback and attention from her audience directly… Even if that isn’t “real” celebrity, or fame, or relevance, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she’s still worth looking at in a bikini…showing off her tits… I think people from all walks of life can embrace these for what they are…a bikini selfie and not bother worrying about anything else…whether she’s Lindsay Lohan today and not Lindsay Lohan 5 years ago, when I would probably masturbate to this…she’s still tits bent over in a bikini posted to her account for attention…and I like that behavior always… TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
Chelsea Houska’s got plenty of drama in her life, but she’s not letting that stop her from stripping down and flipping off the camera during a weekend bender. Chelsea posted the above photo with a caption reading, “I haven’t had a Sunday funday in a long ass time…damn do I need it.” We’re sure she does. In addition to raising a 4-year-old, allegations that Chelsea cheated on Adam Lind while pregnant have probably been causing the Teen Mom 2 star her fair share of headaches. Following her split from Lind, Chelsea claims she lost “a ton of weight” and from the looks of her latest selfie, the hard work has certainly paid off! Houska and Lind’s custody battle continues to rage on, but hey…at least she’s got her bikini body back. No word on whom Chelsea’s defiant middle finger is targeted at, but we’re sure she’s got her baby daddy and a few other haters in mind. As they say, the best revenge is living well. And if you can’t do that, post a photo of your rockin’ abs to Instagram. If you want to relive Chelsea’s baby daddy drama, you can always watch Teen Mom 2 online at TV Fanatic. And don’t forget to check out the craziest Teen Mom highlights in the gallery below: 15 Insane Teen Mom Moments 1. Amber Portwood-Gary Shirley Fight Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley FIGHT on MTV’s Teen Mom. It’s one for the ages right here.
In case you were wondering, no, I have no clue why my favorite figure skater and bikini Instagramer Sasha Cohen decided to take a bikini selfie in what looks like an elevator. Because really, I have way more important questions to ask after seeing this. Like, 1) why aren’t there more where this came from, and 2) can I hold the camera next time?
Britney Spears decided to suck her gut in for a bikini selfie for her fans, because either she forgets she’s a mom of 2, or that she’s past her sex appeal prime, or that she doesn’t need to cry for attention anymore, unless it’s a subliminal cry for help, as she is a prisoner in her own life thanks to the people around her who exploit her for all the money she makes them… It’s probably a pretty sad story, but she’s Britney Spears, it’s hard to feel sorry for her…but it’s not that hard to want to K-Fed her since you know she’s probably an easy, broken down target…it’s happened before… TO SEE ALL HER BIKINI PICS THAT MADAMMEOW TOOK OF HER CLICK HERE
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