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Jojo Is Basic in her Selfie of the Day

Jojo is here teaching all you girls a VERY valuable lesson and that is that if you say “I’m such a fame whore attention seeker looking to seduce on the social media”…or “I’m so basic”…which is the scaled down version of that…you know the “sarcasm, or calling herself out tactic of attention seeking, while being a fame whore attention seeker, trying to show off her body….it makes it all ok….even though it was all ok when she was doing the fame whoring…without justification, or calling herself out. Keep up the good work ghetto child star turned whatever she is.. fame whore with less fame whoring… The post Jojo Is Basic in her Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Roberts Flexibility of the Day

Emma Roberts is one of the better celebrity kids who made a career of her own – because her celebrity parent was the best Oscar Winner turned washed up B-List celebrity trying to make drug money in the worst straight to DVD pieces of shit….something I wish happened to most Oscar Winners like Jennifer Lawrence, but she wouldn’t have executed it as cool… I find her cute, or fun, or funny, or I don’t fucking know…skinny maybe, it’s probably that she’s skinny, and appreciate that she’s made it, despite her aunt being Julia Roberts, making making it pretty easy, but I also appreciate her flexbility. The post Emma Roberts Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day

Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone… I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim… It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis… She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn. The post Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH… Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her. Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits. The post Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH… Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her. Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits. The post Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Claudia Schiffer Slutty in Vogue of the Day

Claudia Schiffer spread leg bro…. Sure not really but enough for me to remember the early 90s when she was the hottest german thing to happen since Milli Vanilli, you know before he killed himself, something we all should have done if we had realized how life was going to work out for us….but not Claudia Schiffer…built like some Eugenics…genetic modification…nazi strategic breeding…you know….why else does she look like this… 100 years old, or 46 isn’t supposed to be this magical…or maybe it is and I’ve just come to terms with it…or maybe it’s just nostalgia…from an era before this shit was annoying and everywhere…when jerking off to a magazine was just jerking off to a magazine… Anyway…. The post Claudia Schiffer Slutty in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day

Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford’s daughter who is now not only the heiress to the GERBER BABY EMPIRE, but also to George Clooney’s Tequila company that they sold for 1 billion dollars 1/3 going into her daddy’s pocket…because it pays to be Cindy Crawford’s husband, and the Heir to the Gerber baby empire, you get in with the right famous people to create silly brands for fun…and make hundreds of millions with them…. Well, despite the money, she’s still being whored out to the industry, cuz she looks good, making her a model feels right for her mom, since modeling did so well for her, and here she is in Teen Vogue…being a Teen. You like that don’t you? You fucking pervert…. Which brings up an important point….how many subscribers to Teen Vogue are teen girls, and how many are creepy perv men like you? Stats! From her social media…. The post Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katie Holmes is a Robot of the Day

I also say that haggard Katie Holmes is a robot who was built in creepy Tom Cruise’s basement…and she’s aging terribly…so she was designed for his Scientology needs…and now no one with upgrade her firmware…and she’s melting…fast… I used to think I was joking, but then one day I saw her in the park in Montreal filming, and she actually looked better than you see in these pictures, tall, almost good looking, classy, but still old… I was walking my dog…and she looked at him…the cutest pug ever…and she didn’t even crack a smile.. Maybe the BOTOX, maybe other issues…but ultimately…if you can’t smile at pugs…you are the DEVIL… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katie Holmes is a Robot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day

Edie Campbell is some tranny model, at least I assume she’s a he, because of her name, in some gender neutral, girls can be named EDIE, it’s not a new thing, maybe she’s an Edith, but based on her bra size, I’m going with Edward… I don’t know who she is, what her story is, but she’s flashing her titties and I like it, because it reminds me what modeling is all about…tits. The post Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Topless Chick Falls Off the Bar and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Flashing Ass Gets Panties Pulled Down by a Creep Truck VS Idiot Who Dropped Groceries My Kind of Tits Port-O-Potty LOLZ Woman Confuses Building Entrance with Garage TRUCK VS TRAIN Body Cam Footage of a Cop Taking an 18 Foot Fall The post Topless Chick Falls Off the Bar and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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