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Kate Beckinsale’s Titties and Creepy Dead Face at an Event of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Beckinsale, rich kid with actor parents turned actor of one movie… is at some event showing off her slutty hot even though it’s old body for her fans that fucking love her because she’s been pretty fucking consistent in her look and level of hotness the last 20 years she’s been famous… What I find interesting about these pictuers from whatever the event she’s at, is that she’s got this pose for the cameras, a little Zombie face without the rotting flesh, maybe a little BOTOX face, or so much make up she’s solidified in stone like some Petrified dog shit you find under your bed that you never cleaned up…all fucking dead looking…her pose to have no facial expression, no wrinkles, just a smooth slack jaw wide open eyes…almost terrifying…. I do think I see a grey hair, which would make sense because she’s old as fuck, but doesn’t make sense because she’s a fucking vampire, you saw her one movie …you know who she socializes with…. Here she is in Nike Supporting the Anti Fascists… View this post on Instagram A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Sep 19, 2018 at 6:11pm PDT Here she is at the event – Botoxed to a Wax Figure / Real Doll… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale’s Titties and Creepy Dead Face at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Staring at Natalie Portman’s Chest of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Noting says I want to fuck your tits, like a nice bony sternum….the kind you find on those Anorexic porn fetish sites I used to be addicted to back when my wife first hit 300 pounds and I needed the extreme opposite of her disgusting ass. This Mossad agent, out there spying on the people of Canada, 10 DAYS ago at some event in Canada…reminding me that I am really up to speed on the whereabouts of Natalie Portman….you know 10 days behind her…I may catch up with her one day…but she’s just too fast and sneaky…you know spy tactics. She is the woman from your Star Wars dreams, who I think that even when old and a mom is worth starting at her tits, because despite having a nerd fan base from being in Star Wars, something that would normally make me hate her, coupled with her being a cunty celebrity that has had at least one kid, she’s still hot. The beacon of hope to Jewish People Everywhere…that they won’t end up with a troll looking inbred bitch who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled by her rich parents, but one of the good ones. She’s one of the good ones. I mean unless you like that Judge Kavanaugh, in which case you may hate her: View this post on Instagram #Repost @timesupnow: If this moment in time feels strangely familiar, it’s because it is. Listen to Christine Blasey Ford. A woman's experience should never be valued less than a man’s career. #TIMESUP A post shared by Natalie Portman (@natalieportman) on Sep 17, 2018 at 6:14pm PDT Here are those pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Staring at Natalie Portman’s Chest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Keri Russell’s Nipple Flash of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keri Russell flashed her nipple at the Emmy Awards…because I guess Felicity is making a comeback and she’s doing it pretty naughty…making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking excited…because they never gave up on her when the rest of us forgot about her and they knew that when they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her out of semen and tissue paper…their commitment and love for her was eternal…through thickness and thinness, sickness and health…death do them part… While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be hot…but in our defence we didn’t find her hot in her 20s… But mom nipples at luxury events…ALRIGHT> ALL THE SLUTS AT THE EMMY AWARDS CLICK HERE The post Keri Russell’s Nipple Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Underwood’s Youtube Porn of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Underwood for Playboy doing Yoga, because you know when Playboy was dying off, before they decided to take out nudity from their magazine, in an attempt to re-class it up, and make it something people were into, whether they bought it for the articles or not… They used their Playmates like Sara Underwood to teach the men who were into Playboy at the time, mainly fat white trash, how to do Yoga…in some cheesy erotica…which at the time was what Playboy was about. It wasn’t interesting, it wasn’t educational, it wasn’t good..it was just cheesy naked chicks about to get cheesier….and they did…because Hef had all these gutter hookers pretending to be his girlfriends in his ear…white trash WWE looking bitches…not hot model bitches…the kind of girls anyone could buy for 500 dollars a week…seriously… But the point is that the purpose of their Naked Sara Underwood Yoga is not to teach people to do Yoga…it’s to get people to jack the fuck off…. THAT SAID…it’s fetish videos…its intent fetish video…it’s existence fetish video. Yet it has been up on YOUTUBE, with PLAYBOY branding and all, and Youtube has generated 150,000 views, which in Youtube Terms, they make about 5 dollars per 1000 views, so that’s about so 750 dollars – assuming the people didn’t dig for more videos…since the average time a user spends on Youtube is an hour – so bait them with this…and push them to other content and next thing you know…one person has watched 1000 videos…times 150…and boom lots of money… YET this site by google standards is porn, and videos I post on Youtube that aren’t nude are considered porn and that alone…makes me angry…. The hypocrisy of these big businesses and what they think is porn or not porn makes me mad, while clearly NAKED Sara Underwood Sex Worker is porn….or NSFW….but Google hasn’t flagged it. Maybe it’s because it is per-fake tits….. That said: Fuck you YOUTUBE / GOOGLE and all your controlling of the media like Zuckerberg. WHO MADE YOU BOSS you oppressive fucks… The post Sara Underwood’s Youtube Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lourdes Leon Tits of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s weirdo daughter who really isn’t that hot, but she is definitely as annoying as you’d expect her to be, with her weird hippie hipster artist gender fluid outfit…because she is an art project by her annoying mother is Madonna and being Madonna means you are in and of yourself – fucking annoying as shit…and that will trickle down into your kid trying to navigate her way through the world with a trust fund, access and a moustache. I saw these last week, but needed the time to write this brilliant post about it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lourdes Leon Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sadie Newman is Walking the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What’s there to say about Sadie Newman….other than her name is that of a dog I once new in the 80s, Sadie….she was a sweet lab / Collie mix who loved playing in the outdoors, loved chasing her tail, loved to cuddle on cold winter nights…she was one of the best there every was…. Newman, better than the old man, is the new man, or pussy that the people at victoria’s secret have been dabbling with and now issuing press releases on because they feel she’s madde it, good enough, top quality and walking their infomercial holiday fashion show that I assume no one will watch and that will have the lowest ratings ever because none of this shit matters and TV doesn’t matter…and we can see half naked girls, even the ones in the show all day. The only way this would be exciting is if they used Nuns, or Mormons, or Amish women in their show…because you can’t see them half naked or full naked all the time… Instead they keep up the marketing hype around it, they are rich and can and their pussy is top tier so we agree to participate enough…like posting this nonsense news item about their new pussy. The nice thing about her…is that she’s not a huge social media attention seeking whore which I like….in a world of everyone being a whore… She’s more high brow, high end, cunty than that….more of self promoter in other ways, like doing press releases for her new role as promo model for the biggest and best….allowing her to live that full rich expensive life her skinny frame deserves… The post Sadie Newman is Walking the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Got Them Titties On of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The big Modern Family news last week was that one of the characters from the show is going to be killed off… I know Modern Family news not for being a fan of Modern Family, but because I saw it on another site. I only realized that Ed Harris from Married with Children was on the show, and when asking my wife, she was blown away that I had no idea about this fact…because I like to stay ignorant, it makes the heart grow founder or some shit. My money is on Sarah Hyland – who has a terminal disease in real life, that has got her at least one new Kidney….because her behavior, slutting herself out the last 6 months or year, seems to be that of a girl being told she’s got a year to live…and her show is just pre-empting it, so they don’t invest in scripts for next season, cuz she’s a nice dying girl. The kind who gives us what we want. Can’t wait for the sex tape. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Jackson TIts Out for Fashion of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Jackson, who gets the benefit of getting Michael Jackson’s inheritance, which is a lot of fucking money, he’s fucking Michael Jackson – the king of pop…without having any of that child molester genetics….unless she is actually his kid…I don’t know or have the answers. In case you forget, Michael Jackson was one of the first people accused of being a child rapist in Hollywood, they spun it as him being innocent and had no idea what he was doing because his childhood was robbed of him….even though the majority of child molesters, even the half retard ones know that it’s wrong to diddle with prepubescents…. We weren’t there, we’ll have to ask Corey Feldman and McCauley Culkin…who don’t seem to bring it up…but we know that when MJ died…the world forgot and now the world embraces all things Jackson…including Paris….whether he genetically created it or not…or whether he was guilty or not… Not that any of that really matters, I think hipster lesbian model Paris Jackson with her pile of money, being out there having fun, showing tits as the girls do braless for fashion, is a good use of her inheritance…what the fuck else is she supposed to do…sing and dance? Why bother….when you can just nipple. We live in a world where the Star Search is unnecessary. Just show your tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Jackson TIts Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Ass in Chaps of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been ignoring these Aubrey O’Day comeback tour pics for the week…. That doesn’t mean that I don’t appreciate Aubrey O’Day or her bringing back Danity Kane in an era of comebacks…because young people are morons and need remixes of things that were, rather than creating new…. I don’t know one Danity Kane song….but I guess people do and for that reason alone…they need a new album..like the Spice Girls if the Spice Girls never quite made it… I do remember it being a Diddy Show on MTV, who are struggling, where Aubrey fucked Diddy, and made a name for herself….before fucking a Don Jr Trump while doing the Apprentice…back when she was fat, before realizing how easy it is to troll instagram with angles, fillers, and being as hot as Aubrey O’Day is into her post Jersey Shore fucking revival… I’m a fan. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Ass in Chaps of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Stone is Dog Shit in a Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if I’ve posted these pics of Emma Stone…I just know that I am not a fan of Emma Stone or her weird mouth and I am not a fan boy virgin loser who buys into everything they are fed by people marketing to the nerds… I am not one of those bloggers who writes the captions or quotes of her interview that is contrived PR bullshit…because I don’t care what Emma Stone says, I am more into staring at her pics trying to understand how she’s the highest paid actress…that’s a fucking scam… More interestingly….I was forced to watch LALA LAND and by default….I think people should be protesting her based on how bad she was, how bad that movie was, how bad she sang, how much hype it got, and the world collectively fake liked it…. She should be punished for participating in that garbage. I will not forgive her. The post Emma Stone is Dog Shit in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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