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Karrueche Tran Naked of the Day

Karrueche Tran has taken being beat up by Chris Brown after he was known for beating up Rihanna, but that didn’t thwart her plans, she had a mission, an end goal, it was about the destination and not the journey, and she understood the rise to the top was going to have some bumps and bruises along the way, anything to get where she wanted to go, but what she didn’t realize is that the top for her would be her ass in some bullshit TV show about a nail salon…showing her ass….an ass Chris Brown came all over, maybe even inside…but I’m sure it’s not that exclusive a place to come…and as it turns out I don’t like her ass as much as the George Jefferson looking motherfucker she’s sharing the scene with…unless that’s Snoop…I can never be too sure who anyone is because I have actual facial recognition blindness, not cuz they are black, I don’t even recognize my own friends and family and have to process their faces for a long time to identify them. Don’t show me pics of people I know I won’t be able to tell you who is who. It’s a disability….I should start a gofund me. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karrueche Tran Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vanessa Hudgens Found her Tits of the Day

BIG TITTY NEWS…. This just in (19 hours ago on her instagram) Vanessa Hudgens has found her tits… Long gone are the days of weird tits in nude selfies…cuz these fuckers look round. That’s all I have to say about that. That’s been BIG TITTY NEWS….from the TITTY Surveyor of the Internet… The post Vanessa Hudgens Found her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Slutty of the Day

Rita Ora and her behavior is not surprising. She is still and will always be a bottom feeder looking to get famous. So desperate she fucked the fat Kardashian son, who I believe still identifies as a dude, who knows in this confusing world of people changing genders, being misgendered, just cuz his stepdad cut his dick off doesn’t mean he did, but it does mean he lived in that fucked up household and that’s gotta have some permanent damage that leads you to fucking girls like Rita Ora knowing she’s just there to get seen, so eager to be seen, she’s been putting herself out there, everywhere and thanks to no one caring, everyone lazy, we’ve accepted her as “famous”….for basically using her great tits…and not because of any music, that’s just an afterthought to her consistent titty promo tour cuz the tits…in case you didn’t realize are the star of the fucking show… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day

Michelle Monaghan is not the girl from Lost but she is a reminder that at least one dude reads the site because when I wrongfully identified her as a girl from Lost someone emailed me to tell me I mis-gendered her…I didn’t give her the right pronoun…I was confusing her for some other equally useless celebrity garbage… This is some content of her self produced photoshoots, so you know she thinks she looks awesome in them otherwise she wouldn’t post it., and I guess she’s not fat so that’s someting, but she is old, so it cancels the fat thing out…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jewel Fitness Erotica of the Day

Jewel Jewel may be 50 fucking years old and a bad memory of 1994 when she first hit the scene with music that I guess was relevant at the time…. She’s debatably always been a slut, so this video of her doing weird titty fitness is bringing out her “I live in a car and I’ll do anything for a warm shower” attitude. Because her story in the 90s was that she was an Alaskan singer/song writer who lived in her car while playing coffee houses in exchange for food along the west coast, only to b discovered by someone who was willing to give her a warm shower and market thee fuck out of her creating a money making machine…. All thanks to being the hot enough chick living in a car for some pervert in LA to scoop up and turn into a “singer songwriter” of the time.. Now, all these years later, Jewel is making fetish videos like it was still 1992 and she was saving my soul…or trying to find someone to save hers by using her for money….getting her rich in the process so it’s all worked out for everyone, even you, cuz you get to jerk off to old lady Jewel doing whatever this is, right now, and it’s offensive cuz she labels her friend “GAY BESTIE”….when we’re not allowed to call people by their sexuality. It’s a hate crime. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jewel Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sydney Sweeney Ice Cream Parlor Erotica of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is the breakout star of Euphoria thanks to her monster tits not her fetal alcohol syndrome inbred looking face. We’ve seen her in a lot of other things because some agent took a liking to her tits and has been getting her work. You know they chose her to be the one they grow and develop into a star…. But we really only got a taste of what Sydney Sweeney is all about when she let us know that the hormones in the food did wonderful things to her, like giving her monster tits, while the rest of her isn’t even fat… So here she is sugar-loading…to remind you that sitting outside an ice cream shop can get you arrested cuz it is one of the most pornographic places people go on a warm summer night….despite it being marketed as wholesome and family… My advice is for you to not go to a local ice cream store cuz your pervert public masturbation penis exposing self will get arrested cuz there will be girls like this one and they will have tits like this one…hormones in the food man..created a generation of girls like this.. The post Sydney Sweeney Ice Cream Parlor Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Another Train Pervert and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Sets Fire to Bike Run Over TWICE in China Elderly Drive into Nursing Home Playing Chicken with the Train… Cop Breaks Driver’s Window Scared of the Glass Bridge The post Another Train Pervert and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Teen Choice Awards Tits of the Day

It’s the annual Teen Choice Awards ..how pissed do you think Jeffrey Epstein is that he missed this? Maybe missing the teen choice awards was the final straw that made him kill himself… All these conspiracies out there about the government killing the motherfucker – on suicide watch but no one saw him die – we’ve all seen movies…. But maybe it was suicide, the dude was a horrible person who lived like a king off the back of Victoria’s Secret all these years…. And maybe the teen choice awards was the motive…”I can’t make it to the teen choice awards, that’s a life I am not willing to live”….. Pervert fuck. Alex Morgan who got invited for some reason.. Brittany Snow with the Pitch Perfect tits out DJ Tanner got an invite even though she’s pushing 50 years old.. Haley Joel Osmet …has changed… Jessica Alba covering up her Herpes but letting a lil titty out, also another old lady at the teen awards..creepy.. Is this really Lucy Hale or is this Michael Jacksons ghost coming to collect? It’s not a meaningless event if Madison Beer didn’t show up in a crop top! Sarah Hyland’s new hair to go with her new kidney..in a very short skirt.. Some old lady from the nursing home across the street that showed up as Taylor Swift Terrifying Tori Spelling Skinny Zandaya being skinny… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Teen Choice Awards Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio Topless of the Day

Sara Sampaio sunning her tits because she probably reads the blogs or listens to the podcasts of all these health and wellness gurus pushing you to sun therapy….standing naked in the sun for 10 minutes a day for wellness…like that is even a fucking thing….I’ve been standing naked anywhere I can for as long as I can remember because clothes are constricting…but I wasn’t smart enough to write an e-book on it, or over analyze it, or develop a program for all these desperate people to sign up to and try to participate in to fill the emptyness that is their existence… Or maybe she’s mad that Victoria’s Secret has replaced her with a TRANS with the same name who has is hotter, gets more hype and has less of a beard than her….so pull the titties out for attention trick. Also..have we ever seen these two in the same room…? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rhian Sugden Naked of the Day

Rhian Sugden , who the fuck is that…. I mean I remember her, but does anyone else? She was a trashy UK Page 3 girl, which they named Glamour Models, because their photoshoots are what you’d call “Glamour Shoots”, instead of trashy, cheesy, ghetto which is what they are…but I guess Trashy Model doesn’t sounds as fancy as Glamour, and it’s all marketing really, so if you call it Glamour it must be glamour and if it’s Glamour it’s not trashy… Glamour….more aspirational…than trashy… This is her naked all these years later, after the whole Glamour model thing died a fast death to all the naked chicks on the internet…but that doesn’t stop a trained, well versed, blast from the past who got naked for the internet from dusting off her old skills and bringing it to a new generation…who have never heard of her…and here it is… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rhian Sugden Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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