Sometimes I forget that Chloe Grace Moretz is a real actress, and not just another one of these professional hotties who got Snapchat famous and posts bikini pictures on social media for a living. But it turns out Chloe actually has a real job… walking around in a bikini for a movie. According to my sources, it’s called I Love You Daddy , and if the rest of it is anything like this clip, it’s a lock for Best Picture at the Oscars this year. Yow.
Sometimes I forget that Chloe Grace Moretz is a real actress, and not just another one of these professional hotties who got Snapchat famous and posts bikini pictures on social media for a living. But it turns out Chloe actually has a real job… walking around in a bikini for a movie. According to my sources, it’s called I Love You Daddy , and if the rest of it is anything like this clip, it’s a lock for Best Picture at the Oscars this year. Yow.
Delilah Hamlin is the part of the George Hamlin / Lisa Rina sex that didn’t end up on Lisa Rina’s panties while on her way to the Soap Opera I think she worked on, I’m too lazy to figure out what that big fake lipped freak built her cheesy career off of, but I am very into knowing more about this daughter of hers…. Who clearly is doing things right, the way it is supposed to be done, erotic social media content to get noticed and talked about, because social media following is all that fucking matters to these people…and I am ok with this new very lazy and entitled idiots… The post Delilah Belle in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Penelope Cruz brought out her old lady tits in an Esquire shoot, because she’s all Hollywood….and luckily the world likes tits…I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero with a big nose…that wasn’t deemed worthy of an acting career.so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but we can collectively say she should do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits..it’s the modern day bikini top…but I guess like her traditional town, she’s old school…or maybe just old…which I can relate to…. The post Penelope Cruz in Esquire of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Penelope Cruz brought out her old lady tits in an Esquire shoot, because she’s all Hollywood….and luckily the world likes tits…I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero with a big nose…that wasn’t deemed worthy of an acting career.so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but we can collectively say she should do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits..it’s the modern day bikini top…but I guess like her traditional town, she’s old school…or maybe just old…which I can relate to…. The post Penelope Cruz in Esquire of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Upton is still shooting for Sports Illustrated, I guess it’s been a slow year for Kate Upton and she wants the press, or maybe SI thinks of her as clickbait that helped carry them into the new media generation with her clickbait content that people viewed, only to not feature her last year and feel the burn of not having her, or at least that’s what they attributed to the failure of the latest issue they put out, where they chose plus sized model clickbait Ashley Graham and not plus sized model they pretend isn’t plus sized Kate Upton and they can’t have that happen again….but I guess they don’t realize that every shameless girl with an iPhone is taking pics as good as their catalog…even girls as high profile as their bullshit acts….and there’s no need for the middleman, the middleman is instagram.. That said, Kate Upton is massive, even after a year or two of fitness, dealing with being fat, her body is so fucking freaky looking, the tits still sloppy though and I guess that’s what we care about in her attempt to curve genetics wanting her to be 1000 pound pussy….well…she’s just a pig in a bikini…and these are the pics.. Her TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE PIG ON THE BEACH IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pig on the Beach for SI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I was sick in bed, aids or scurvy, with a stolen Netflix account, that I accidentally used for media manipulator Bella Thorne’s new movie The Baby Sitter, where she plays a cheerleader who complains about her tit and nipples for half the movie, the other half of her role includes her french kissing some Australian slut, in what is not erotic or hot, but that is something I watched and thought…talentless or not..girl’s figured out some kind of scam that allows her to make the fucking money because kids are dumber and dumber these days and pretty much buy into anything….while old dudes like me who are out of touch and not relevant or in the Bella Thorne scene can still feel part of the movement by watching her half nakedness…because it adds to her follower number…which adds to her earnings…which is all tactical these clever fucks know the hustle better than the decision makers at brands and are all cashing in….they are all into making viral video songs that kids are buying on itunes to support makinb them all the more richer..it’s a wild DIY world we live in and good on these kids for watching celebs and thinking “I can do that on my own, fuck the creeper exec, I got this”….I could never pull it off, but I like that a whole group of psychopaths with Bieber haircuts did….you know get your dirty hand out of the pocket pervert exec manipulating young talent to think they need you when they don’t…they have social media and you need them to keep on earning…you shitty humans…. That aid she was in a bikini…and it was ok….if you like busty young tight bodies with tranny faces…which apparently I do. Here’s that face.. The post Bella Thorne Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Mark Sagliocco / Getty Wendy Williams was the target of 50 Cent ‘s latest online attack after she made comments about him on her show. Anyone that watches The Wendy Williams Show knows that she will say it like she means it, and that has gotten her in some hot water lately. This week, she criticized 50 for blasting his son, Marquise Jackson , on Instagram. She later asked her fans on Instagram what they think of 50’s apology for the spat between him and his son. As we know, 50 Cent has never been one to avoid confrontation. Keeping that in mind, it should come as no surprise that he immeadiately fired back at Wendy in two separate posts. Being that 50 never misses an opportunity to be petty, he commented on rumors that Wendy’s husband has been carrying on a long-standing affair. And 50 wasn’t done there. After commenting on her husband’s reported infidelity, he took a shot at her looks. Wendy has yet to respond, and we’re waiting to see if she claps back. RELATED STORIES: Wendy Williams Apologizes For Her Victim Blaming, Revealing Her Own Experiences With Men As A 13-Year-Old Wendy Williams Speaks On Bikini Pics: “I Can Dish It; I Can Also Take It” ‘Don’t Believe The Hype:’ Wendy Williams Dispels Cheating Rumors About Her Husband
Kate Upton has been working out for the last 3 years to fit into a bikini again, despite having a dumpy, even gross, sloppy tit body that America fucking loves… So SI need the clickbait and brought the broad back back to the beach, where they had her stand on something she fell the fuck off, only for the 40 person production team, because it takes a team to make shitty played out photoshoots, of shitty played out bitches, look good…and no nipples were flashed in the making of this publicity stunt the paid paparazzzi put out…because that’s not in her contract…she’s Hollywood now.. Dumb. Yes.. her butt unimpressive. Yes. All this shit doesn’t matter. Totally. She’s so fancy and rich and famous now…isn’t she… The post Kate Upton’s Topless Bikini Shoot Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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