I’ve gotta say, I’m a little disappointed in Sarah Hyland after seeing these latest shots of her. Not because she’s flipping the camera the double bird, I don’t give a crap about that. But, see, last time out, Sarah had finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring , and now here she is doing a bikini dance for the cameras and I don’t see any twerking or hip shaking. She didn’t even bother to stand up! Come on, Sarah. That’s just lazy.
I’ve gotta say, I’m a little disappointed in Sarah Hyland after seeing these latest shots of her. Not because she’s flipping the camera the double bird, I don’t give a crap about that. But, see, last time out, Sarah had finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring , and now here she is doing a bikini dance for the cameras and I don’t see any twerking or hip shaking. She didn’t even bother to stand up! Come on, Sarah. That’s just lazy.
Huge Moves for Hannah Ferguson – from irrelevant / non existent / not very important work as a bikini model – living that bikini model life in catalogs…and photoshoots that don’t matter. Targeting dudes to jerk off to her rather than making the real money in fashion – thanks to being big and having tit…she’s finally made the transition to model. She’s been doing fashion magazines and fashion shows in a rebrand because she knows…no one gives a fuck about bikini models…instagram killed them and the horse / sports illutrated swim issue / they rode in on… Good hustle…I guess…I mean it seems pretty simple to become relevant in the world…pretty fucking simple… The post Hannah Ferguson Lingerie Model at Fashion Week in Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ilona Smet is some socialite which in this era means model…who’s dad was a race car driver…and a descendent of some French Royalty….who goes by the name David Hallyday…and his father/ her grandfather is someone named Johnny Hallyday….who is married to THIS NUDE MODEL NAMED LAETITIA …who I guess is this Ilona’s SMET”s grandmother…FRENCH people…right….what a half naked, nipple filled life… Well, here are her nipples…because like her stepGRANDMOTHER, her mother and everyone her dad and grandfather have ever fucked, she’s a model…doing model things…like showing nipple. I like her, but she’s french and showing Nipples is like wearing a bikini, but not to me…to me…it’s like showing nipples! And Video… The post Ilona Smet See Through at the ETAM Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ilona Smet is some socialite which in this era means model…who’s dad was a race car driver…and a descendent of some French Royalty….who goes by the name David Hallyday…and his father/ her grandfather is someone named Johnny Hallyday….who is married to THIS NUDE MODEL NAMED LAETITIA …who I guess is this Ilona’s SMET”s grandmother…FRENCH people…right….what a half naked, nipple filled life… Well, here are her nipples…because like her stepGRANDMOTHER, her mother and everyone her dad and grandfather have ever fucked, she’s a model…doing model things…like showing nipple. I like her, but she’s french and showing Nipples is like wearing a bikini, but not to me…to me…it’s like showing nipples! And Video… The post Ilona Smet See Through at the ETAM Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
All these years I’ve been covering Hilary Duff on this site, all I’ve wanted was for her to send yours truly bikini pictures on a semi-regular basis. And now, thanks to the magic of Snapchat, that dream is finally coming true. Next up: getting Hilary to spend a little less time trying out those dumb filters , and a little more time trying on new bikinis.
All these years I’ve been covering Hilary Duff on this site, all I’ve wanted was for her to send yours truly bikini pictures on a semi-regular basis. And now, thanks to the magic of Snapchat, that dream is finally coming true. Next up: getting Hilary to spend a little less time trying out those dumb filters , and a little more time trying on new bikinis.
On Sunday night, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians ten-year anniversary special aired on the E! network. It was a time to reflect on how far the first family of reality television had come, as well as to ponder the qualities that have made them such an irresistible draw to so many millions of Americans: There’s Kris Jenner’s talent for marketing, the sisters’ impressive social media prowess, that one-of-a-kind family dynamic, and of course, their butts. Obviously, Kim has the most famous backside of them all, but her sisters are no slouches in the ‘donk department. We don’t want to get into a debate over whose butt is the best, because that’s like choosing your favorite Beatle. There’s something for everyone, and there’s no wrong answer, unless you say something crazy, like “Ringo” or “Khloe’s.” (Sorry, but they’re both too fake for our taste. Ringo’s not even his real name!) That said, we think anyone creepy enough to compose an actual list would put Kourtney’s ass in one of the top spots. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement. According to Radar Online, Kourt has already scheduled a butt lift procedure for sometime in the very near future. That might seem strange, as Kourtney’s bikini photos never disappoint, and she seems to pride herself on being one of the least “enhanced” Kardashians. But apparently, at 38 and after three kids, Kourt feels it’s time for a little preemptive maintenance work. “Kourtney is sticking religiously to the ‘body plan,’ and according to her calendar, it’s time for a butt life,” says one insider . Take a moment to pause and imagine an actual wall calendar with “BUTT LIFT!!!” written in red marker on today’s date. That’s funny stuff. Anyway, it seems it was always Kourt’s plan to have work done before she starts noticing signs of age. “Kourtney doesn’t want to patch herself up as she goes, like other Hollywood stars,” says the source. And because she’s a Kardashian, it stands to reason that Kourtney is addressing the problem butt-first: “Her butt is her pride and joy,” says the insider. “She’s worked hard to keep it natural, but now it’s time for a little surgical help.” Hey, with how big of a role butts have played in her family’s empire, we can’t blame her. Plus, it might help make Scott Disick jealous , and that’s always a bonus. View Slideshow: 42 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing
On Sunday night, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians ten-year anniversary special aired on the E! network. It was a time to reflect on how far the first family of reality television had come, as well as to ponder the qualities that have made them such an irresistible draw to so many millions of Americans: There’s Kris Jenner’s talent for marketing, the sisters’ impressive social media prowess, that one-of-a-kind family dynamic, and of course, their butts. Obviously, Kim has the most famous backside of them all, but her sisters are no slouches in the ‘donk department. We don’t want to get into a debate over whose butt is the best, because that’s like choosing your favorite Beatle. There’s something for everyone, and there’s no wrong answer, unless you say something crazy, like “Ringo” or “Khloe’s.” (Sorry, but they’re both too fake for our taste. Ringo’s not even his real name!) That said, we think anyone creepy enough to compose an actual list would put Kourtney’s ass in one of the top spots. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement. According to Radar Online, Kourt has already scheduled a butt lift procedure for sometime in the very near future. That might seem strange, as Kourtney’s bikini photos never disappoint, and she seems to pride herself on being one of the least “enhanced” Kardashians. But apparently, at 38 and after three kids, Kourt feels it’s time for a little preemptive maintenance work. “Kourtney is sticking religiously to the ‘body plan,’ and according to her calendar, it’s time for a butt life,” says one insider . Take a moment to pause and imagine an actual wall calendar with “BUTT LIFT!!!” written in red marker on today’s date. That’s funny stuff. Anyway, it seems it was always Kourt’s plan to have work done before she starts noticing signs of age. “Kourtney doesn’t want to patch herself up as she goes, like other Hollywood stars,” says the source. And because she’s a Kardashian, it stands to reason that Kourtney is addressing the problem butt-first: “Her butt is her pride and joy,” says the insider. “She’s worked hard to keep it natural, but now it’s time for a little surgical help.” Hey, with how big of a role butts have played in her family’s empire, we can’t blame her. Plus, it might help make Scott Disick jealous , and that’s always a bonus. View Slideshow: 42 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing
