18 hours ago – Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her 36 year old mom ass – because I guess its her birthday and she’s feeling hot about it…which is easy when you’re a half retard, rich as hell running a billion dollar a year business, like it’s some kind of joke, a serious fucking troll…but more importantly, she was destined to being a 400 pound monster in a trailer park on disability eating fucking donuts and chips, watchign the Price is Right, discussing how she liked fat Drew Carey better than skinny Drew Carey…but instead she drop the weight and now posts pics like this…and for that it is amazing… The post Jessica Simpson Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Simpson may not be the household name she was back in the day anymore, but here’s my former #1 favorite busty blonde posting topless bikini pictures from the pool, just like the good old days. And I’m telling you, if Jessica keeps this up, I think she could make a serious hotness comeback. Maybe even go from the C-list back up to the B-list. Here’s hoping.
Remember how, last week, Ariel Winter went with her boyfriend and his family to some sort of Canadian rodeo event. There was drinking (but that’s legal there) and there were good times, and Ariel got to show a lot of skin. That’s where those photos of Ariel Winter in daisy dukes came from. If you were wondering. Also the photo of her appearing to be drinking Jack Daniels. But Ariel wasn’t done showing off what a good time she was having, and shared another snap in a different outfit … but she’s still sporting daisy dukes. So, Ariel Winter went up to Canada recently to visit Levi Meaden’s family. They were celebrating the birthday of his mother, Chris. Ariel seemed totally enamored with his family. Most things in Canada are pretty similar to things in the US, but a little better. (They don’t have the US’ portion-sizes, which is sadly a dealbreaker) They have single-payer healthcare, like most of the developed world. They have a lower drinking age, though alcohol is still restricted to adults. They apparently have their own rodeos, which we’ll assume are just more polite versions of what you’d get in the Wild West. And they have better weather — though it clearly still gets warm enough in July to pose wearing very little clothing out in public. To some moms, seeing their son’s girlfriend dressed like that would be a nightmare. But you know, Chris is showing a fair bit of leg herself. (Good for her!) And the costume fits the occasion. Besides, it Ariel’s body and she can show as much or as little of it as she likes. And maybe Levi’s family knows and accepts that. We don’t know what they might think of some other things. Like, for example, Ariel Winter’s comment about getting crabs . Or maybe the extent of her PDA with Levi, which included Levi Meaden slapping Ariel Winter’s butt . But this outfit, we guess, received at least a tacit endorsement. But, by all accounts, Ariel had a great time up north. She may have even been taking advantage of the drinking age in Calgary, which is 18. (She’s 19, of course) We’re not technically sure if she was actually drinking or just wanted to strongly suggest that she was, but whatever. America’s drinking laws are pretty widely recognized as being too strict. Plenty of states still limit liquor sales severely, and then there’s that drinking age of 21. You’d think that an adult old enough to date a guy a decade her senior would be deemed old enough to choose which liquids she drinks, but clearly that’s not the case in the US. Still, it looked like it was a good trip from the photos that we saw. And now we’re wondering if she’s holding onto some more “Stampede” pics and planning to space them out. Every time that Ariel Winter shares a photo, she’s making another bold statement. Part of that is body positivity, and part of that is about owning how much or how little of her body she’s going to show. No matter what Ariel Winter’s horrible nightmare of a mother says about it. And that’s how we get so many delightful pics. Thanks, internet! Of course, when she shares photos in her rodeo outfits, a lot of people comment “reverse cowgirl.” You can’t win them all, we guess. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!
(MCFL/SplashNews) Is This Reality TV Star’s Daughter Ready To Get In The Business Too? Over the weekend we spotted these photos of a reality TV star’s daughter , who looks to be gearing up to shoot her own show as well. The daughter celebrated her 18th birthday in Miami Beach with a bunch of friends. (MCFL/SplashNews) We noticed a camera was following the girls around. Can you guess which reality star this bikini banger calls mom? Hit the flip for the answer! https://instagram.com/p/BWPqQthFp_l/?taken-by=karengravano Proud “Mob Wives” mom Karen Gravano bragged about her baby girl Karina Seabrook on the gram https://instagram.com/p/BWQl3GUlIE0/?taken-by=karengravano Karina was recently featured on MTV’s “PromPosal” show but from the looks of it, she’ll be back on the small screen again soon. Hit the flip for more from Karina’s social media https://instagram.com/p/BWQlQdblG8G/?taken-by=karinaaseabrook https://instagram.com/p/BWRIJxJFSZh/?taken-by=karinaaseabrook https://instagram.com/p/BWS3HdkFcUt/?taken-by=karinaaseabrook https://instagram.com/p/BWTVD66lBIR/?taken-by=karinaaseabrook https://instagram.com/p/BWTvssnl3fT/?taken-by=karinaaseabrook https://instagram.com/p/BWVZcCFFXFt/?taken-by=karinaaseabrook
I just saw this picture – 24 hours after it was posted – because I do not follow AMy Schumer and for the most part, I pretend she doesn’t exist, but sometimes, when the pig puts on a bikini and spreads her vile legs open for the world, or her fans to see her muff gut / gunt that dudes only fuck for the story…. I guess she has a lot to thank you fat body for, like making men use her for sex at 3 am when they had no other options, we’ve all been on tinder and know how that works, giving her jokes to cope with being the girl no one really wanted….because sometimes making fun of a situation is the only way…and now the joke is on us, because more than just some horny dude on the receiving end of her desperate sexts, we all are… The real question is – how is this safe for anywhere, turn this trash into bacon…or dog food….or feed her back to the pigs…just get her anywhere but here.. Trashy fucking pile of shit who is just abrasive in all she does….die. The post Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ana Beatriz Barros is a model from 100 years ago…and I guess she’s friends with Alessandra Ambrosio because both are from BRazil, both started modeling 1000 fucking years ago, but Ana Beatriz Barros’ fat mom belly never quite recovered the way Alessandra’s did, allowing us to see the difference between aged Brazilian women…some fill out…others do everything they can to stay hot so that they keep getting paid the millions a year…and both are probably worth cumming to…since you already have…at least once in their VS model catalog girl careers… Either way, two Brazilian hookers who made it – all old and fat now – hot. The post Fat Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio in Mykonos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach… She’s a little doughy….but in bikini….which is enough for all you perverts because a little doughy on a bitch never stopped any of you from jerking off because you have low standards, low expectations, seriously look away from your screen for a second and take a look at your surroundings and realize…you’re a fucking fail….you don’t want anything good for yourself…not even british popstars in bikinis…you’ll take it all…anything you can get…without any effort…you’re pathetic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ellie Goulding Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ever since the world learned that Kailyn Lowry is pregnant with her third child , Teen Mom 2 fans have been clamoring for details. Unfortunately for them, Kaily is unlike most reality stars, who seem to live in a constant state of thirst. At first she wasn’t exactly forthcoming with details, and it was months before we even learned the identity of Kailyn’s baby daddy . As the big day draws closer, however, Lowry has been a bit less tight-lipped in terms of saring the details of her pregnancy with fans. Despite numerous pleas from fans, Kailyn still isn’t going so far as to publicly reveal her due date, but she had dropped some hints. Earlier this week, she posted this cryptic tweet: “So excited for my date with baby lo tomorrow.” “R u being induced?” asked one fan, adding. “Can’t wait to hear about the arrival of Baby Lo!” “Happy for you, have an easy labor and delivery!” tweeted another follower. One fan, no doubt echoing the sentiments of many others, tweeted: “About time, feels like you’ve been preggers forever!” A large number of Kailyn’s followers seemed fully convinced that July 6 would be the day that the mysterious Baby Lo would enter the world, and Kailyn finally reveal the name and gender of the much obsessed-over child. So you can imagine their surprise when the next day came and went, and no announcement had been made. Instead, Kailyn clarified that she was simply looking forward to her final OB-Gyn appointment: “One more appt today,” she tweeted, perhaps sensing that she’d unwittingly gotten her fans all worked up. But still, it looks as though the arrival of Baby Lo will take place any day now: Kailyn has been uncharacteristically quiet on social media in the 24 hours since announcing her final appointment. Like everything she does these days, that’s led to fans taking to social media to offer their unhinged opinions on whether or not she’s in labor. So to recap, here’s what we know: Kailyn probably hasn’t given birth to her third child yet. She probably will soon. We’ll keep monitoring the situation and update you when the big moment comes. In the meantime, you can always watch Teen Mom 2 online to get your Kailyn fix. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life
Wednesday was Bikini Day! Plenty of people celebrated it as the most wonderful time of the year, because it’s July and if the entire Northern Hemisphere is going to be unbearably hot, then those of us who live here might as well make the most of it. Amy Schumer’s contribution to Bikini Day was a little late and a little unorthodox, and might surprise you (or not surprise you at all), depending on how well you know Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer’s brand is — well, it’s successful, for one thing. But she’s known for being funny. (Yes, we can all debate some of her jokes and comedy is subjective and blah-blah-blah, but she’s funny). She’s know for being irreverent. (A lot of comedy is) And she’s known for being body-positive. (With the possible exception of that time Amy Schumer body-shamed Khloe Kardashian for losing weight) We think that her Bikini Day photo really, truly represents her brand. Now, this is unusual in terms of bikini photos. It’s mostly the angle that’s unorthodox. Amy Schumer’s bikini photos in the past have been a little more traditional. And we suppose that by “traditional,” we in part mean “taken at flattering angles.” Some people look their best laying on their backs. (But don’t tell a coworker that because it will sound sexual and you will deservedly get in trouble) But every position in which you hold your body is going move things around, and maybe what makes your boobs look their best doesn’t do wonders for your butt. In this case, though, Amy Schumer’s somehow managing to lay down and also slouch at the exact same time. And yeah, it makes her abdomen look a little less smooth than usual. Perhaps more to the point, her legs are open, as if the camera’s about to investigate what she’s got going on under those bottoms. (If so, good for her!) But the end result is something that’s bound to grab attention. Which is about as on-brand as Amy Schumer gets. Though it used to seem like they were perfect together, Amy Schumer and Ben Hanisch broke up last month. That was a bit of a surprise — even we were taken aback. (And we can be a little cynical sometimes) But it just wasn’t expected, considering how much the two loved each other . On the plus side, maybe they’ll both find their perfect partners, somewhere out there. (Also, maybe we won’t be subject to any more too much information anecdotes about Amy Schumer’s oral sex habits … at least not in relation to Ben) (Like, we’re not prudes, but there’s a time and a place, okay?) Most people who take bikini photos of that nature are already so thoroughly settled down that they basically don’t care what people think of their bodies. Amy Schumer’s message is different. She’s not shy about showing her body for exactly what it is. (She’s not shy about anything , let’s be real) Besides, she knows that we’ve already all seen her more standard bikini pics. She still looks good in both photos. We wonder if her odd angle choice is going to catch on. You never know what’s going to set a weird trend. Maybe next year, or for the rest of the summer, Kendall Jenner’s bikini pics will be from that angle? Or maybe Emily Ratajkowski’s huge boobs won’t stop her from getting jobs when they appear a little flatter when she assumes the Schumer pose . But … probably not. View Slideshow: 17 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer
