As much of a con as Alexis Ren and her gang of followers, her insane amount of followers, and not all dude followers, because girls believed in her hot body in a hot young romance with some gay guy she traveled the world and adventured with, because the world are fucking morons….and buy into anything…. She’s pretty fucking good, especially in this dance video, like what the fuck is the point of this dance, clearly, that doesn’t matter, there doesn’t need to be a point, it’s basically philosophy…just move seductively in a skimpy bikini and we’re good…marketing is just that simple…thank god for that…at least for her and all the other dumb hot girls who otherwise wouldn’t stand a chance in the world…but booty grinding half naked…they got that on lock…good god…this is good. The post Alexis Ren is Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Kournikova likes getting licked by her dog… It is always a special time when a nice hot girl says to me that my pug has a great tongue…this is something that happens all the time…to which I say he gets it from his dad, or you should see what he can do with it, or other things related to me eating her pussy…it just gets awkward when it’s a little girl with her mom telling me about my Pug’s tongue and I tell the mom via the little girl that I am essentially the master tongue in this duo…..you know to be seductive…..because it just comes across creepy…even more creepy than this series of Videos of Anna Kournikova, or as I like to call her, the reason this site exists because I posted a set of her in yellow bikini picking and out of her pussy and shit went like wild fire…it was 2004 and people knew who she was…not today…where people have no idea who or why I am posting videos of some Russian doing softcore beastiality…well this RUSSIAN happens to be the least significant yet hottest Tennis Players and that’s all that matters. The post Anna Kournikova Beastiality Erotic Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess now we know where those Lily Collins behind-the-scenes swimsuits pictures we got last week were from. Because here she is on the cover of next month’s Shape Magazine . And I’ve got to say, I’m impressed. If Lily ever wants to give up the whole rich kid actress thing, I think she’s definitely got a bright future as a rich kid bikini model.
I don’t think I’ve done a post on Jaclyn Swedberg here in years, but I just so happened to come across her when I was doing some, uh, very important Instagram “research” the other day. And I figured I should probably let you guys know what the former Playboy Playmate of the Year was up to these days: AKA looking smoking hot on Instagram. Anyway, I don’t know about you, but personally, I look forward to staying up-to-date on all of Jaclyn’s latest “projects” from now on, whether it’s posing in a bikini in her backyard, at the beach, or at the pool. Can’t wait! https://www.instagram.com/p/BVdFeyznAYL/?taken-by=jaclyn_swedberg
Even when Alessandra Ambrosio is half naked, which is all the time, she’s a Victoria’s Secre model, she manages to be boring as fuck. She gets paid millions of dollars for this and this is the best she can do..it’s pretty depressing… But I guess she’s a mom and she’s pushing 40 so she’s not terrible…if all moms in their 40s looked this good, the world would be a very confusing place for me, I wouldn’t know what to not masturbate to…you know there would just be too much of a spectrum of good enough to get off to…I already have a hard enough time getting through all the dirty panties I convince girls to mail me….and my cut off age is 30…..I can’t take an extra decade of even hornier girls..thanks to depriving themselves with marriage and all other things… Either way, she’s good enough, not worth millions, but good enough. Here’s some Paparzzi Pics of her From a While Ago… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Sunday Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I feel a close connection to Eugenie Bouchard because she is from Canada and people I know or that I know of – since Canada is one small town…actually know her, it’s one of those she lives less than 2 KM (that’s Canadian for MILES) away from me and her twin sister who is a party girl, who is still around the city partying, not that I do any of that…but it’s so local…so amazing…they are basically local royalty that everyone pays attention to…hot enough, rich, famous tennis sluts….and what makes it all worse is that for as long as I can remember I have had a Tennis slut fetish…and to think one was in arms reach, not to kidnap but to at least apply to be her personal waxer, or gardener, or just the guy in the tree outside her bedroom window and to have not done it…is a reminder of how I am not a get things done, self starter and opportunity will forever pass me by… At least I can stare at her bikini pics, but she’s not that great to look at, even though, that bikini shows asshole. I’m more into the Tennis slut, it’s a fetish I’ve had for a while, the grunting, the panty flashes the glamour and the money…the tennis player in bikini…not so hype… Now I don’t love Eugenie Bouchard’s body in her bikini, it’s not driving me crazy, it is a bit too fitness – but it is still luxurious enough for me to feel like I’ve failed myself and that’s how I like going into the weekend…staring at young rich tennis assholes…you know….the only way to go into the weekend… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eugenie Bouchard in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I like to rag on all the so-called men’s mags out there and point out how their photoshoots aren’t even half as hot as the ones from the fashion mags these days, but according to my sources, this pants-melting bikini shoot from one of my favorite Insta-hotties Bryana Holly is for Maxim Australia ‘s July issue. And I take it all back. Maybe it’s just American men’s mags that suck. Good to know!