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Heidi Klum Fishing Erotica of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Klum is fishing – because she’s on vacation – you see this past week, if you were a good planner and working in a Jewish industry was weeekend off, Passover monday tuesday, take off wednesday and thursday, only to have friday, weekend and monday off… You know….10 days of vacation – with only two sick days uses….CLEVER…. I guess that’s why Heidi Klum took the week to get into her bikini and do some fishing, you see because she’s not pretty much retired and her life isn’t a total fucking vacation where she sits around on a pile of money…because I guess she’s german and able bodied and in the mood to make more money…because she’s hot…despite being old… I mean, here she is just pandering because the whole fishing industry and sport is the biggest sport in the WORLD…and dudes who fish aren’t all rednecks…but they do all like bitches in their fish bra’s and fishing gear…it’s their porn..and I guess this German stepped away from lingerie porn, and interracial porn, and ready to drop porn..all porns she’s been involved in….and she’s not quite ready to show off the shitting porn…scat as german as Bratwurst…but fishing porn…she can fucks with that…and yes I just said fucks..blame social media…thanks in advance. The post Heidi Klum Fishing Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Possibly Samara Weaving’s Possible Hot Tits of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know how these things go – this may or may not be Samara Weaving, even if it is her, we’ll say it’s not her, until her lawyer tells us to take down the post because it’s not her, or is her but they don’t want you to know that it is her, as nudes make careers, but they have to look like they aren’t staged….and nudes may be embarrassing – they shouldn’t be – since she is from Australia…and this seems totally Australian… I am the biggest Samara Weaving Fan….but that probably has more to do with her nipple and less to do with her…I’d post pictures of anyone if their nipple was in the fucking mix….cuz I like nipples…they are the feeding tube for our future leaders people…. Point of this is to say….she’s some Australian chick….an “actress” if you will and I’m huge in Australia which works out nicely for me cuz Australian girls are stylish, fun, sexy as fuck, and into getting drunk, being disasters – not that Samara Weaving gets down like that, or maybe these pics prove she does… Australia…magical…. The post Possibly Samara Weaving’s Possible Hot Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Bikini Model of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Gabrielle Caunesil is, but she’s a topless model – posing for this swimwear campaign and the hottest pic in the set is where her bikini bottoms are a few sizes too small, probably some straight from the Asian factory floor samples to get the line off the ground situation, you know …business logistics, start up growing pains, etc…..well thanks to that…there’s one pic, the hottest pic from the set, that makes her pussy look like it’s about to explode out of the bikini bottoms and that alone…is magic… I don’t need to know who Gabrielle Caunesil..to know…I like her… FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM HERE The post Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some golden colored – california desert looking – VS model promoting – Bikinis for some company that wants the VS association even though they are a the devil – and bikini catalog pics suck – featuring Magdalena Frackowiak who is rumored to be the worst from one dude who I met, that was practically homeless, who claimed he used to fuck her before she was famous, while living in NYC, after she was imported from Poland.. I just assume he was telling the truth, because she’s Magdalena Frackowiak, pretty unknown, probably the last person you’d make up a story about fucking, it was around the time she first closed her VS model contract, because that’s what put him over the edge. She got signed, quit him and he got none of the money or glory and was forgotten…. Not to mention he told me this story 3 years ago, when Magdalena Frackowiak was even as known as she is today, which is pretty unknown…so I am sticking to another Eastern European with a terrible attitude thanks to their dark, cold communist roots…looking good half naked for money – like they should…and I like it… She’s getting some work you can find more Magdalena in Catalog Pics Here and another set of her here The post Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobie Grab

Posted on April 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I know a lot of you guys out there think I have the best job in the world, considering I get to write nonsense about hotties in lingerie all day in between naps. And I used to think that too. But then I saw this picture of Emily Ratajkowski ‘s personal funbag assistant. And trust me, I’d trade 10 years’ worth of naps for an hour working that job. Hell, even 30, 45 seconds would do. Continue reading →

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Ariel Winter Does Conan!

Posted on April 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

According to my sources, Ariel Winter got invited on Conan last night, which means she’s officially at least a B-list celeb now. And I take full credit, obviously. See, before I started doing regular posts on her, she was just another sitcom kid/wannabe putting up booty pictures on Instagram. Now? She’s talk show famous. Anyway, I’m looking forward to my thank you card. Preferably in the form of a bikini and/or lingerie selfie, please. Continue reading →

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Meet InstaCutie Alexa Collins

Posted on April 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s everything I know about my latest Insta-find Alexa Collins : she lives in Florida, her bikini body is a total five-alarm pants fire, and she’s got a cute pooch. And I know that’s not a whole lot to go on, but I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You can feel love in your pants region, right? Either way, I’ve got it bad. A post shared by Alexa Collins (@alexacollins) on Apr 7, 2017 at 3:22pm PDT » view all 11 photos

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Arianny Celeste Cooking Breakfast Video of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Arianny Celeste posted this video of her cooking in her underewear, because that’s what whores do for breakfast, the get into their underwear and dance and cool like an idiot, to try to distract from the fact that they are in their underwear, because they know that no one would pay attention to them if they weren’t in their underwear, but they don’t want to seem shameless, so they try to offer VALUE…and meaning to their content…like making eggs…. Her whole career has been an interesting, but barely interesting polarization of a whore, who got to work in the UFC which is a huge brand, and now she’s scrambling in her 30s to figure out what’s next…. How can she be a Sara Underwood, or a Brooke Burke, or a Pam Anderson…to take her fake tits and fit enough body, along with her newly jacked up to the next level…what brands will sponsor her, what dudes will care to still follower, it’s always hard being a cheesy played out bitch….I would know….. The post Arianny Celeste Cooking Breakfast Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Planking In a Bikini with Some Dance Fitness of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney Spears is a wonderful creature and she’s showing her age by doing a channeling a sea animal that her crazy ass probably thinks she is – because she’s crazy – or this is a little PLANK on the beach, since PLANKING was the last trend that was relevant back when Britney was allowed to use the internet…before her family…the captors who put her under conservatorship locked that out…so she can’t cry for help, but can instead fill her days training for her Vegas dance show..and sometimes, if she’s a little tired from all the sedatives and demands they have on her to be their dancing monkey….like the golden egg she is….they let her go to Hawaii….where she can play on the beach…in her bikini…but you know her handlers with their leashes and cages aren’t too far away! That said, I know she’s doing a surf lessons, and not planking, but there’s no story in her having the independence to learn to surf, unless of course she takes that board out to the horizon and is never seen again…you know in a save yourself from the prison you live in kind of way. I’ve seen Point Break 100 times, it’s one of my favorite movies…I know how the surf logic works….hang ten, gnarly, fucking I don’t know anything else, because I am old, like Britney….only she’s got a tight body to match her mid 30s almost 40 face… It’s fascinating when you think about it, considering I remember jerking off to the HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME VIDEO…20 years ago… 20 fucking years ago… Depressing…..but here are her tits in a bikini anyway… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She posted a workout video…it was good….because working out is what keeps her bikini ready and able to dance dance dance all night making her family their “oil” or natural gas in their Louisana Swamp money that comes in the form of their hot dancing monkey near 40 year old daughter…make that money… The post Britney Spears Planking In a Bikini with Some Dance Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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