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Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home… Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it…. I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful…. So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end…. The post Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Daddario in a Bikini Makes You Say "Da-Da-Damn"

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Let Alexandra Daddario’s Bikini Bod Do All The Talking… read more

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Rachel Hunter Bikini of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Rachel Hunter is no Christie Brinkley, but for anyone who is turning 47 like me will remember, when Rachel Hunter was at the top of her Sports Illustrated model game, she was the big one. She was the “Kate Upton”…you know sturdy, manly, not quite as famous but Rod Stewart married her because he historically is a bit dainty and likes manly women. She was not the busty delicate flower freak of nature of the petite frame…she was the tank…and that was at her prime, when estrogen still ran through her veins…so to assume she’s be anything but this shape at this age…she’s in her 60s…would have been wishful thinking on your part…in fact I was convinced she was going to be 300 pounds…but I guess her vanity…proved my genetic theory based on nothing scientific wrong…. Here she is all old and large…a fetish to some reliving the old days today….while I’m more the type of dude who relives the old dates with gooogle images.. Keep that shirt on….but the funny thing in all this is that she looks better than most college girls at Spring Break parties…and she does still have big tits…and we like big tits….they balance that belly…so maybe keeping the shirt off is the better strategy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rachel Hunter Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I have been campaigning against Ashley Tisdale for a long time, she won a hottest girl of the year award, at this point many fucking years ago, but I keep going, and going and going, like I still run a blog at 47 years old that makes fun of 18 year olds, who won’t fuck me, because I am a vile fucking 47 year old who has a blog making fun of them, how is that normal, or something you’d want to be anywhere near…it’s terrifying… Case in point, I’m fucking posting a GIF of Ashley Tisdale because she’s always known to maintain that body,because they face won’t matter as even the prettiest face, something she’ll never know, melts into a pile of shit…and the body…if it follows…as it usually does…will make said beautiful face a monster on a monster body, while this one started out disadvantaged….but knows if she maintains that body…people will still look at her dancing in a bikini…and that’s enough attention…if you think about it…the body is the pussy, ass, asshole, legs, feet and tits…while the head is just a mouth..so if you were buying a sex doll…you’d go for the body not the head…more bang for the buck…which I guess is what you do when you jerk off to this one… The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s some pics of MOM, not my mom, but I wish she was or that I would like to role play that she was, as I crawl into her vagina, and have her birth me out, so that when I breast feed it feels like it’s real…. Sienna Mille r I’ve always been a fan of hers, I thought she was great those 2-4 years she was getting movie roles, not because of her acting skills but because she was hot…I just liked her look, her accent, and that fact that she exuded slutty loose moral girl who likes being filled by cock, all while having a hot petite frame…but maybe that was an act, a story I wrote because she was naked in all her movies…like all hot women should be… So seeing her washing out her pussy with SEA water in these pics…speaks to my fucking soul…it probably stings….the open wounds…disinfecting them….. TO SEE THE REST OF BIKINI 1 CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Casey Boonstra’s Sexy Maxim Pictures

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know you’ve probably heard me say this before, but this time I actually mean it. Because after seeing this Aussie pants fire Casey Boonstra in the latest issue of Maxim Australia , I’ve decided I’m doing it — I’m moving Down Under. I mean, come on, I work from home, right? Which means I can work from anywhere, as long as there’s a mom and a basement and decent wifi. So if you live in Australia and your mom wants to put me up, send me an email. I’m coming, Casey!

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Brooke Burke – Old Lady in a Slutty See Through Bikini With her Daughter of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Burke and her daughter were whoring out on the beach, because apparently the key to narcissism is that your child is a product of you, and you’ve been whoring yourself out for over 20 years and it worked out nicely for you, it would only be natural for you to pass on that skill set, that your child has been around her whole life, to show her how it can work out for her. It would be a tragedy not to perpetuate how much you can get out of being a half naked bitch on the beach…it’s a lesson that is her duty to extend to her spawn…and really if you get paid to party and be in a bikini – like Wild On and your only task is showing up…and staying fit…it’s like you never work a day in your life and who wouldn’t want that for their kid…as you parade around the beach – nipples out. Bikinis are fun, mom / daughter fetishes…also fun. The post Brooke Burke – Old Lady in a Slutty See Through Bikini With her Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora – Still on Vacation in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is still on vacation. Tits out. Who Rita Ora is or why she is famous is still a mystery to anyone who recognizes the name Rita Ora… But her tits out on Vacation attempt to be a good explanation of what her deal is… TITS!! Shameless tits. So empowering. The post Rita Ora – Still on Vacation in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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