It’s not the bikini vacation I was asking for last time , but I’ve got to give Emma Watson credit: I’m glad to see she took my advice about stepping her photoshoot game up. Because here she is in the March issue of Vanity Fair showing off some solid underboob. All she needs to do now is start hanging out with Bella Thorne and posting gym selfies, and she’ll be an A-list hottie in no time. Fingers crossed, anyway. » view all 13 photos Continue reading →
If you’ve been paying attention these past few months (you know, as opposed to just drooling on your keyboard), you’ve probably noticed that I’ve been hyping up Zoey Deutch and her funbags as the next big thing. Or is it things? Either way, here’s the latest photoshoot from the busty hottie and it’s a pretty good one, but if Zoey really wants to become a big star, her next beach shoot should probably involve wearing bikinis. I would’ve thought that’s just common sense, but I guess not. » view all 16 photos
We haven’t done a post on Selena Gomez in some time. I’m not sure what she is up to, but hopefully she’s not battling Lupus or in rehab. However, judging by these pics she posted on Instagram, it appears her boobies got a little bigger. Now we just need to see what they look like in a bikini. Continue reading →
Just for a moment, try and think of something that everyone agrees on. I don’t mean something that most people agree on, I mean something that every single person you know and every single person you don’t know completely and totally agree on. Can’t think of anything? Or only one or two things? Yeah, it’s tough to find something we can all agree on. Thank goodness there’s Scarlett Johansson. … read more
Immortalized in the great movie Office Space the phrase “You’ve got a case of the Mondays” forever means you are feeling blah on any day of the week. But now, it’s time to change that. Thanks to Lea Michele, her ass in a bikini, and Instagram, from this day forth “Case of the Mondays” will mean looking at Lea Michele’s awesome ass. … read more
Immortalized in the great movie Office Space the phrase “You’ve got a case of the Mondays” forever means you are feeling blah on any day of the week. But now, it’s time to change that. Thanks to Lea Michele, her ass in a bikini, and Instagram, from this day forth “Case of the Mondays” will mean looking at Lea Michele’s awesome ass. … read more
Few couples can fit so much needless drama into such little time as Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. It’s actually kind of impressive when you think about it. Kourtney and Scott have been making their relationship turmoil stretch for years and years now — Scott will go on a booze-fueled bender or a dozen, Kourtney will make ultimatums, the cameras will catch it all for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Wash, rinse, repeat. Forever. Of course, back in 2015 Scott crossed a line when he was photographed cozying up to a woman that wasn’t Kourtney, and he promptly got dumped. For real dumped, not just dumped for reality TV. He spent a few months being perhaps in the worse shape he’s ever been in, but he managed to pull his life together, and it seemed for a while there that he and Kourtney were actually going to make it. But old habits die hard. So, so hard. Last month, Scott accompanied Kourtney on a family vacation to Costa Rica. They had some quality family time, but it didn’t last because Scott reportedly had brought some girl along with him and was hiding her from Kourtney and Ko. After a nasty little fight, Scott left the vacation early to jet off to Miami, where he was spotted with numerous girls in numerous compromising positions. And when he finally made his way back to L.A., he didn’t receive the warmest of welcomes. According to an insider, “Kourtney told Scott that she doesn’t want anything to do with him right now. She wouldn’t even let him in their house .” So yeah, it’s safe to say that things aren’t going so well between them. Things are so bad, in fact, that a source tells Radar that Kourtney is caught in a downward spiral of her own. “Kourtney has been really down since Scott and her split again and she is starting to isolate,” the source says. “Kourtney is trying to pretend she doesn’t care but she does. Scott will always be the love of her life.” Things are so bad that “Her friends think that Kourtney is in self-destruct move because she is drinking a lot and has started shutting everyone out.” “When Scott goes off on a bender, Kourtney is stuck playing the role of both parents and it is just really starting to take a toll on her.” Sad, right? And it gets even worse: on Wednesday night, Kourtney was photographed leaving church with none other than Justin Bieber, her old rebound . Ideally Scott will realize the mistakes he’s making and get back on a good path, but at the very least, we hope Kourtney can come to terms with his issues and avoid following in his footsteps. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: Romance Rewind
Few couples can fit so much needless drama into such little time as Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. It’s actually kind of impressive when you think about it. Kourtney and Scott have been making their relationship turmoil stretch for years and years now — Scott will go on a booze-fueled bender or a dozen, Kourtney will make ultimatums, the cameras will catch it all for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Wash, rinse, repeat. Forever. Of course, back in 2015 Scott crossed a line when he was photographed cozying up to a woman that wasn’t Kourtney, and he promptly got dumped. For real dumped, not just dumped for reality TV. He spent a few months being perhaps in the worse shape he’s ever been in, but he managed to pull his life together, and it seemed for a while there that he and Kourtney were actually going to make it. But old habits die hard. So, so hard. Last month, Scott accompanied Kourtney on a family vacation to Costa Rica. They had some quality family time, but it didn’t last because Scott reportedly had brought some girl along with him and was hiding her from Kourtney and Ko. After a nasty little fight, Scott left the vacation early to jet off to Miami, where he was spotted with numerous girls in numerous compromising positions. And when he finally made his way back to L.A., he didn’t receive the warmest of welcomes. According to an insider, “Kourtney told Scott that she doesn’t want anything to do with him right now. She wouldn’t even let him in their house .” So yeah, it’s safe to say that things aren’t going so well between them. Things are so bad, in fact, that a source tells Radar that Kourtney is caught in a downward spiral of her own. “Kourtney has been really down since Scott and her split again and she is starting to isolate,” the source says. “Kourtney is trying to pretend she doesn’t care but she does. Scott will always be the love of her life.” Things are so bad that “Her friends think that Kourtney is in self-destruct move because she is drinking a lot and has started shutting everyone out.” “When Scott goes off on a bender, Kourtney is stuck playing the role of both parents and it is just really starting to take a toll on her.” Sad, right? And it gets even worse: on Wednesday night, Kourtney was photographed leaving church with none other than Justin Bieber, her old rebound . Ideally Scott will realize the mistakes he’s making and get back on a good path, but at the very least, we hope Kourtney can come to terms with his issues and avoid following in his footsteps. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: Romance Rewind
I don’t know if Lea Michele is pregnant….but if she is that would discount my theory that she’s got a dick…and I’ve spent a bunch of time looking at the crotch of this bikini to see if I see a testicle slip…maybe it’s just a beer belly…because that’s gotta be why she’s in on one pice, unless it’s some tactical outfit that helps her tuck her cock, because if she does have a cock, you know it’d be a big one….she’s just that kind of trans…the celebrity kind….but maybe she’s all woman…and just looks more and more trans the more she tries to jack up her face – attempting to be “prettier”….which for anyone who hates the Jenner / Kardashian look…is actually manlier…yet more and more women keep doing it…werid… Even her hard nipples are masculine..nice YOGA Form… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE Here’s another look at the Lea Dick… The post Lea Michele Still in a One Piece Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know how come the rest of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hotties got to go to nice tropical beaches and Hailey Clauson here had to go model bikinis in some shack in Finland instead. But whatever she did, she still managed to look mighty hot. In fact, I’m a little surprised she didn’t instantly melt all that snow like she just did to my pants region. Yow! » view all 14 photos Continue reading →