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Thick & Strong Mom Hilary Duff in a Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Hilary Duff in bikini bottoms is a lot of fun….this happened the other day and I am just seeing the pictures now – and there’s something about her that I find exciting….and I’m not even a Hilary Duff fan from when she was jailbait, I am a new recruit – despite everything my internal dialog tells me on a daily basis – including but not limited to “moms in their 30s are beat up – look for 18 year olds in fitness gear” – I really like her sturdiness. I like the round ass, the strong legs, the fact that she looks like she could carry me around – which is something a man like me, with a stroke on the way finds sexy in a woman – because I need to get from the bed to the wheel chair somehow….why not do it with a personal porter shaped like a Disney Star from the 90s… Not to mention…she’s built like a fucking tank, which means she can take some pretty aggressive hardcore ass fucking sex…she looks like she’s a cross fit girl who’s WOD can be squatting on my face 1000 times for best time….she’s just the strong man with a vagina..can clench that vagina harder than average skinny girls can clench…because if you’ve fucked skinny girls you’ll know they are easier to fist than girls built like DUFF…who has fat and muscle acting like a butt plug..without using a butt plug…hell you can add the fucking butt plug to the mix….because thicker is actually tighter.. even after shitting out kids…and shredding said vagina to hell… She’s good…but I could just be overreacting….and if I am…I can’t imagine what actual Hilary Duff fans are thinking. They must be losing their fucking shit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Thick & Strong Mom Hilary Duff in a Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pervert Busted at Walmart and Other Videos of the Day

Car Wash Guy Goes Insane Man Shit Himself in Broken Elevator Bull Fighter Gets Killed… Garbage Truck Fire Dude Sprays His Bitch Drunk Walker of the DAy Girl Tantrum Because Dude Ate Her Pizza Chinese Truck Driver of the Day Black Lives Matter Guy is Preaching Brilliance….like “Kill Cops”…what the fuck is wrong with America… Strong Girl and her Big Strong Girl Boobs The post Pervert Busted at Walmart and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day

Yesterday….I posted pictures of Adriana Lima in a bikini while in Mykonos for one of her model sister’s retirement party/ where her model sister was securing her retirement package by marrying a billionaire…something other models never miss because they love a good party, they are models…and more importantly they like seeing the less famous Brazilians come out on top financially due to love…it reminds them of the Brazilian sex trade they escaped but still touch on because modeling is hooking.. Well, my friends at Mykonos TV got some amazing footage, not from a critical point of view, you know because I’m a film historian / art critic / have the natural ability to spot talent and good production value…being an uneducated hater of all things…. But because it’s authentic paparazzi, it’s some dude getting 100 feet away from her and sneaking a video on his phone while she splashes around all boring as fuck….but still in a bikini.. It’s the creepy shot stealing that MAKE me feel alive….in a world of zero authenticity, everything posed, nothing organic or just happening…even snapchat – designed to be live action – is posed and people take 40 snaps before posting the perfect one… We are surrounded by lies…but one thing that is real…is that Lima is Aging..oh and that she’s at the beach in Mykonos being filmed unsuspected…brilliant! VIDEO ONE! VIDEO TWO! The post Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brielle Zolciak-Biermann Posts Bikini Pic, Offers Weird Diet Tips

Brielle Zolciak-Biermann is clearly one of those people who rocks a perfectly-scuplted “beach body” year-round. We know, because Brielle’s bikini selfies are a year-round occurrence. She posted the photo above yesterday, and as she tends to do, Brielle offered some diet tips , as well. Before we go any further, we’d like to warn you that if you should choose to follow Brielle’s weight loss plan, it’s likely that the only weight you’ll be losing is from the artery scraping that you’ll need by the end of week one. “Cheeseburgers and chickfila only

Brielle Zolciak-Biermann Posts Bikini Pic, Offers Weird Diet Tips

Brielle Zolciak-Biermann is clearly one of those people who rocks a perfectly-scuplted “beach body” year-round. We know, because Brielle’s bikini selfies are a year-round occurrence. She posted the photo above yesterday, and as she tends to do, Brielle offered some diet tips , as well. Before we go any further, we’d like to warn you that if you should choose to follow Brielle’s weight loss plan, it’s likely that the only weight you’ll be losing is from the artery scraping that you’ll need by the end of week one. “Cheeseburgers and chickfila only

Skin Links 7.12.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Top Ten Hottest Curly Haired Celebrities Fleshbot McKayla Maroney braless in slightly see-through top  Taxi Driver Movie Charlotte Dawson flashed her nipple and pussy  The Nip Slip Laetitia Hallyday’s hot tits in LUI  Drunken Stepfather Emilie Payet topless beauty  Egotastic All Stars Jess Davies and Jodie Gasson share a bath  Boobie Blog Selena Gomez skin tight for Marie Claire  Last Men on Earth Five Shared Cinematic Universes that could Compete with Marvel and DC  Double Viking Abigail Ratchford found her calling pimping bikinis  Steakwood … read more

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Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day

Brazilan bikini model Ana Beatriz Barros just got married in Mykonos – which means that all the other Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model old timers had to show up, because it’s how fake friendships prosper… I assume this is the video of her demonstrating the Model Retirement Pension by marrying some rich guy…love is such a beautiful thing…..isn’t it…especially when set in a lovely setting…and the person you’re marrying is a fucking billionaire…you know…an actual billionaire named Karim El Chaity…not bad for some poor as fuck Brazilian who happened to be tall and hot…good fucking play…all it took was some strategic placement and boom – love….rich as fuck love…. I guess the more interesting thing with destination weddings – possibly where they met or where they first fucked on some chartered cruise – or somewhere they think is romantic…. OR – maybe because it is where Lohan celebrated her Billionaire fiance trip….classy…. But their hot model guests, even when barrel chested, old and washed up…get into bikinis…while waiting for the big day…GLORIOUS….Adriana Lima still looking good….probably with a billionaire of her own – because millionaires are not for Victoria’s Secret models….too poor for that pussy admission fee. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Simpson went on some Couples Retreat to French Polynesia – where she got to show off her mid 30s fat girl tits in a bikini….and it spoke to my soul…I mean the way she’s bushing out of her top like a mom of two who was once 250 lbs before getting paid a million dollars to lose the weight – all sloppy and delicious – looking like she could suffocate on them, or at least have sleep apnea because of them, in a moderate but sex as fuck disability…. I don’t know why, I blame fever, alcoholism, early onslaught dementia or a lack of a mother but the last month I’ve been obsessed with monster tits, which often times come on monster sized women, and with every monster tit pic I see I think “those tits are big enough, we need more tit, let’s go back to the tit”…a natural tit so big it’s gross…is a direct line to my penis even though my penis needs an extension….if you know what I mean – if you don’t – you were clearly never a receptionist… Yes. I talk receptionists when looking at big sloppy Jessica Simpson fat girls tits she kept…it adds to the fetish. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

I completely forgot Christina Ricci existed – but I remember loving her 15-20 years ago….I mean she was the actress people wanted to fuck, she’s 36 and I guess the bulk of her career happened pre-25 years old…where she was this hot, short, chubby, busty girl who chopped off her tits during one of her child star crisis and I remember her having a few – back in the late 90s actors got paid, social media didn’t exist and doing heroin wasted in hollywood parties was more fun….less lame… I didn’t know she had a kid, I mean why would I, I forgot she existed, which is actually pretty refreshing and makes me like her better than all these other fame whores – who work this angle so fucking hard as long as they can – instead of just fading away to live a good life, with a lot of money – undisturbed….you know raise your kid, take up knitting, do anything but be a vapid twat posing in staged pics for the paparazzi…but then again, she is in paparazzi pics, and this may be her comeback tour…or her and her PR team’s attempt to get one more run out of her…. Here is her 36 year old body, that’s not all that hot, but her body was never all that hot, her tits were and it was the late 90s when tits were what we were told to jerk off to….and now she’s got a mom who does fitness body….pushing 40…which in a weird way is hot to me…like reconnecting with an old lover from an era before I hated fame, an instead preferred it to the real whores in my life because they didn’t talk unless it was scripted….but ignored me in an equal way….but I never got to fuck her because DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE….DREAMS ARE FLEETING….DON’T DREAM. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day

I figure I should just do content on 1990s celebrities because the young youngs are all on social media and they get their news and tit pics from not going to some blog where some asshole pervert makes garbage jokes about vaginas while referencing real life sex stories that even I don’t want to revisit….not that they’d even get that far in the content….they don’t read…they know how to double tap / like/ scroll…it is the A.D.D. generation of self indulgence, self love, narcissism and everyone on a selfie mission for fame…not that I blame them, they are told that being famous and liked makes you a valid member of society, I mean I write this bullshit for no one to read, there’s something pretty fucking weird in that, more weird than a selfie of me at some awesome place doing something awesome with awesome people… Trying to make sense of humanity, celebrity, fame, Britney Spears, the fact that her parents could sell her out to the world…it’s so dark and twisted and money motivated… But staring at her ass in a bikini promoting Perfume, because everyone wants to smell like Britney Spears – at least of her pussy – on our dicks after trying to K-Fed her..it worked out so well for him…. Some toxic floral scent that licensed her name, not so much, maybe the B.O., Cheetos, unshowered scent for the fetishists…but not some Private Show perfume… The promo video’s alright though, she looks hot…I like the Hump the wall, push a lever that turns a red light on…I mean…it’s so Britney…I feel like I am in her medicated puppet mastered mind…make that money girl you got mouths to feed.. The post Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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