I am going to assume that you don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack, but then again, I also assume you are a socially awkward, unemployed loser, who has a lot of time looking up girls on TV, or movies, using the IMDB list of relevant actors to find jerk off material…it’s not your fault it’s a fetish.. I should have probably started this post off saying “I don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack is”…but that’s how I start 90 percent of my posts, because I genuinely have no idea who all these people are, I just like obsessively posting on them because it seems to be what the media wants us to do… That said, she’s been on TV since she was 13, whored out properly, and the reason you probably know her, being unemployed and weird, is that she was on All My Children, as a child, you liked that… Well, like all broken women who feel they need to a man to validate themselves, she’s married a dude name Jim Parrack, also of TEXAS, who you know as some dude on TRUE BLOOD… He’s gone onto great things like grabbing her tit for social media…we like this behavior. Good young married famous couple. The post Leven Rambin Parrack Tit Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you live in Canada, you have to have a certain percentage of your media content Canadian, in efforts to keep us Socialist and not bombarded by the EVIL AMERICANS and their shitty TV shows, because if they didn’t enforce that law, you can assume that Canada content, and Canada as a whole would be would be 100 percent American, like we were the same country, which we pretty much are, despite how the people at the border make you feel while crossing…and Healthcare… So Canada produces it’s own shitty Cable Access looking content, up on some RUSSIAN content level, which is where our own star, that we’ve give to you fair American Bredran, Shay Mitchell got her start before calling up her costar on his Hotline Bling to say “fuck this shit, let’s bounce”…taking over the music and entertainment industry…Drake being Drake…and Shay Mitchell being some spoiled brat ego on some hit show that will come to an end and that we can hope makes her come to an end too.. Here’s her PANTYLINE for LOLZ. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Weird Pantyline of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maitland Ward is the best kind of famewhore, one who gets mad when you call her a high class escort because someone has sent me transcripts from snapchat conversations where she offered him anal for 100 dollars…something she denies…because she’s married and married girls never prostitute themselves…You know an honest married woman who in the 90s was the love interest on a massive fucking show…Boy Meets World…only to NEVER achieve ANYTHING every again…but her fans still want to fuck her… Which is forcing her to try her best to use social media to leverage those weird in their 40s by now fans…with bikini pics and topless pics to show you what you missed out 20 years ago when she was hot, tight and not in her 40s… I consider Maitland Ward a homie, she is a friend of the site, so I make fun of her with love and affection, because I think she’s great and I mean how can you hate on someone with such big old tits, pulling out those big old tits, because she was on TV once….for FREE… It’s almost brilliant, not that they’re worth money, not that they are revolutionary, but they are worth enjoying since she’s giving them out for you to look at.. It confuses me, but when you spend time in Hollywood, you know this is just what happens with the type of person who was a lot of hype at one point in time in her life.. I am a fan of everything she does… The post Maitland Ward Nipples for Snapchat Famewhoring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit… The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella. I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses… I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck… BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”…. BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN…. Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be… Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music. Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model… While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”… And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire… Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public… How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science… Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary… Taylor Swift and Rihanna hugging tonight. #Coachella2016 pic.twitter.com/609TcQYEYg — ?Darrell. (@dvrrxll) April 18, 2016 Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago.. Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money… Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that… Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll.. Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead. The post Coachella Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Cockburn is pregnant and wearing bikinis…because when your name is cockburn…but you call yourself wilde…you can assume she’s a whore who would get pregnant…from a guy she cold digs who is probably her husband…but I’d paternity test with her to make sure it’s not just one of the used condoms lost inside her while trying to climb the ladder unfurling…. We don’t like pregnant girls in bikinis, it is sensational, disgusting, some weird fucking fetish…pregnant women don’t have a glow, they are terrifying – except in the early months where you can’t get them pregnant because some other asshole did…but once they start showing…that glow is quickly the more subtle “biohazard sign”…. She calls herself Olivia Wilde and she’s in a see through…apparently…that’s what pregnant sluts wear… The post Olivia Cockburn’s Bikini Pregnancy Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are still firm believers that Adriana Lima is the hottest model of all time and I would probably agree with them, it’s the eyes…but this girl has not aged well. Sure in high produced photoshopped pics, she’s great, but in any paparazzi pics, or Victoria’s Secret runway pics, she looks tired, old and fat….just baby weight she couldn’t get rid of… You know boxy, menopausal even, sloppy…. But in high produced photoshopped pics posing for an Italian bikini brand…she’s great… These are high produced photoshopped pics posing for an Italian bikini brand. The post Adriana Lima Modeling Bikinis for a Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since you dudes seemed to dig those shots of Kelly Rohrbach in GQ Mexico so much yesterday, here’s a new round of beach pictures from the future Baywatch star today. I still don’t think Kelly has what it takes to become the next Pam Anderson (and by that I mean, the giant chesticles), but I look forward to continuing to watch her try. Especially if she really follows in Pam’s footsteps and releases her own sex tape. Fingers crossed!
Here’s Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace at the beach in Miami, and in case any of you out there forgot (especially Aisleyne), the busty British hottie and I are kind of an item on Twitter. So I’m sure she originally intended to send me a few bikini selfies personally from her latest trip to the beach, but just figured the paps would be able to get a better angle. And honestly, I can’t disagree . Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Vanessa Hudgens is looking good. She’s been pretty pudgy her entire career, you know like a little hairy monkey, getting the nickname Pudgens from people like me, who are so obvious in our humor, calling chubby girls my Thinspiration, and other great fat jokes I’ve been saving in my catalog since the first grade… I guess her live theater acting forces her to actually stay away from the craft services and burn all kinds of calories…because she’s on Broadway, you know a musical theater star, like some kind of faggot, who may or may not be into anal, but based on my experience is probably into anal, girls fucking love anal…. But who I do know is into nude selfies, because her lawyers have reached out to me not once but TWICE, on two different nude selfie occasions, one younger and hairier than the other, and since that happened…I’ve been a fan… She’s in Miami, owning her new body, and I’m into it….bikinis with her busty sister…is great sister fetish erotica for the day… Here are some videos: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gwyneth Paltrow terrifies me….so seeing her with her skirt unzipped like she’s ready to get fucked by her husband in some sterile, spiritual, heavily produced sex that she’s scheduled into her busy life, because she’s got that vibe of anal without the anal…only for her husband to divorce her because her bullshit is just too much to handle… I never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, but she’s fucked a bunch of celebrities in her time, because that’s what growing up in the industry with a famous director father does to a girl…it throws her into this world and gives her a career based on her “talent” alone…at least that’s probably what she tells herself when doing vagina steaming rituals …or whatever nonsense she’s up to and getting press for….nonsense that I assume she’s just using to troll us with, knowing she’s too old to play the hot character in movies, sitting on a pile of money, why not get the attention you can get when you can get it…even if it’s for being some ridiculous west coast bullshit trying to find substance, purpose, health, while probably railing lines of coke…because all these people are full of shit.. The one good thing about her…is….that she’s not fat…even when old and a mom…but warning, she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
