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Sophie Turner and her One Piece Bikini of the Day

Sophie Turner Jonas of Jonas Brothers fame….or maybe Jonas brother’s fame…I mean Game of Thrones Fame…cuz the majority of people watch that shit and know her from that..while I just sit here keeping tract of the penis that enters the vagina and judge her accordingly…like a white insecure dude finding out his girl has fucked at least one black guy…that always THROWS off the relationship…and is forever in the back of his mind as he tries to fuck her…. I am a firm believer that girls should be judged by the penis they put in them, because the penis they put in them is a direct reflection of how they view themselves…because women, even the sluts, are very selective in who they put in them…..they don’t just put anyone in them…even if it seems like they do….there is some criteria met and through careful analysis you can figure it all out….not that you should waste your time doing that…but to some of us it just comes natural without any thought…so we do it… Point being, I hate any show with dragons and wizards in it… I also hate that Sophie Turner only wears ONE Piece bathing suits…like she’s the new Taylor Swift….only less disgusting…. I just wonder what’s wrong with her body that it is always in a one-piece….maybe it’s a Modest is the Hottest mormon thing…cuz I do remember when the Jonas Bros were virgins with purity rings in the media….back when they dated that bitch from the Twilight Saga….Vampires another thing I don’t fuck with…. I’m assuming she’s got a Tattoo of the Jonas Brothers across her stomach, like the fan girl she is, now living the dream….cuz there’s gotta be something going on there..but what it is…remains a mystery…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sophie Turner and her One Piece Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie Turner Doing Yoga With GOATS of the Day

It amazes me how excited some of you people were about the Final Seasons of Game of Thrones that happened last night… I try to stay as disconnected as possible, I hate looking at my phone, social media, any of that…but I unfortunately know people in real life and all they were doing was talking about this show… I realize that I am probably more inclined to be friends with virgin losers who are into Dragon and Wizard shit…but I am not the kind of guy who likes Dragons or Wizrards. I do not see myself as a better, too cool for Dragons and Wizard kind of guy, I realize I am a loser on all aspects of all that I do….I accept that truth…but I just can’t connect with Dragons and Wizards….maybe it is Autism but I am sure Autistics fucking love this show….that Sci/Fi fantasy shit…is the worst thing for me… The only interesting thing about the show is the Tall bitch who is fucking or married to a Jonas Brother and even that isn’t exciting – but here she is in some pre-premiere Yoga with Goats for British Vogue…cuz why not do silly things with Celebs to craft a viral video..it is that easy. The post Sophie Turner Doing Yoga With GOATS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Em RatCow Black Pug Bikini of the Day

Em RatCow, like all the whores, is at Coachella, where she’s likely making more money than you do in a year to be there…. She stylized a nice video of her shaking her ass, now that she’s got an ass and it’s pretty hot..you can’t just be a set of tits to everyone… Despite hating on her all these years, and thinking she’s overrated and a bullshit model, who only exists cuz she’s got a great set of tits, one of the best sets of tits, I do respect her hustle, or polarizing of being a set of tits. There are so many tits out there who wish they were as big a deal as Rat Cow, and couldn’t pull it off… NOT TO MENTION…she’s out there starting her own clothing / bikini line, so that she can build a brand and not rely on other brands, which can potentially make her a shit ton of money…I wouldn’t got as far as to call her a genius other than choosing to get naked early on in life…but she’s smarter than a lot of these idiots who think instagram influencing is cool, life, the end goal so they don’t need to work… BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY….do you see what she’s strangling….a BLACK PUG…. Do you realize that as someone who has a black pug, and has had a BLACK PUG for the last 11 years….I am committed to all things PUG and all things that also love pugs…..we are a special type of person…and if anything…RAT COW is now Family to us….because of inbreeding…the best way. So this is my TRUCE…I will no longer be mean to her on the blog and I will celebrate her tits like I should …even if she looks like she is strangling her pug…the fact that she’s got a black pug of her own…makes her the most important tits on instagram… So show her some respect and masturbate to her. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Em RatCow Black Pug Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lilly Becker's Bikini Top Falls Off in the Water!

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Barbara Palvin Sweaty Body of the Day

Barbara Palvin is Victoria’s Secret’s answer to plus sized models, because like me and probably most of you, being plus sized isn’t all that impressive…we are all fat, we’ve been with fat chicks and we have a grasp and how unimpressive being fat is. You sit on your ass, in lazy and unhealthiness, and you eat until you develop chronic disease and die…not really something I want to stare at when looking at bitches in lingerie. Not something anyone but a handful of you with a fat chick fetish should be into. So seeing it mainstream and accepted confuses me….celebrate health and fitness not freaks in bikinis cuz they are shameless and don’t mind humiliating themselves, in fact they call it empowering. Weird. Barbara Palvin was a Victoria’s Secret model before she became plus sized and got fired by them….only to come back to her people to produce shit like that…that I assume is part of her being a VS angel..but that I could be wrong about since I don’t fucking care. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Sweaty Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicole Eleftheriadou Hot Water Polo Player of the Day

Nicole Eleftheriadou is a Water Polo Player… She also represents my fetish of girls who get naked on social media because being good at their obscure sports isn’t lucrative enough for them to make the money they need to make to live that good life they all want to live….but getting naked or half naked on instagram…that shit has staying power, earning potential, and your lame career as an athlete in an obscure sport is a talking point, to distract people from thinking you’re just a straight up slut…cuz you’re a straight up slut who can play a fucking game at a higher level than the average and that can’t be discounted by you perverts. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicole Eleftheriadou Hot Water Polo Player of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jordyn Jones – Booty Pose of the Day

Jordyn Jones is one of January Jones’ illegitimate children…and like so many illegitimate children before her, from broken homes, she’s out there trying to get noticed by men doing slutty poses in a squat…because these girls love the way it makes their asses look full.. I have unfortunately been on her instagram and seen what the women she pretends is her mom looks like….and we hope for her sake that the January Jones story is fact and not myth, because her mom is about 300 pounds, which from experience is exactly where Jordyn Jones will end up….first she fattens up her ass, then she has a few kids and next thing you know she is with her family at the all you can eat buffet talking about the glory days of when she was hot and famous… The post Jordyn Jones – Booty Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ryan Newman’s Bikini of the Day

When I google Ryan Newman – some old fat stock car race driver…. I don’t think this is him… The post Ryan Newman’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Oana Gregory Hard Nipples of the Day

https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Oana-Gregory-Hard-NIpples-White-Bra-.mp4 Oana Gregory is an ex Disney Kid… She is showing off her fitness “activewear”…. Which if you leave your house, and I don’t really leave the house, but I have enough to see that women fucking love Active Wear…it’s like the socially acceptable pajamas…that make them look fit, or tight bodied thanks to all the form fitting fabrics, while offering them the comfort of pretty much being naked, all while not looking like lazy pigs their husbands know they are…spending the money on the gym, lunching, while he’s at work trying to fuck the interns…Life… While, Activewear, like bikinis, is a fully accepted excuse to be half naked showing off body on the internet – oftentimes with no underwear on…naughty naughty…but not nearly as naughty as she probably was when she was sucking Disney EXEC dick…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Oana Gregory Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sailor Brinkley Cook Topless of the Day

Sailor Brinkley Cook is proof that a hot mom, who now looks like some sort of zombie muppet thanks to her vanity and available budget for her vanity…..does not necessarily produce hot daughters when she herself reduces herself to a sex worker….who is only there for the money… But I have a feeling Sailor Brinkley Cook doesn’t realize she’s not cute. She’s just got money and attention from her last name and the fact that she’s going to inherit a billion dollars….all the family real estate…and she’s no fat and gets to always hang in her bikini while fucking surfer dudes in Australia… Or maybe she realizes it doesn’t matter and you don’t need to be cute to look cute on social media…you just need to show your ass and get topless in the pose all the girls are doing cuz it’s trendy, mainstream and repetitive. There is no artistry in shamelessness anymore, especially when you’re a lazy rich kid who doesn’t need to put in any real effort. Right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sailor Brinkley Cook Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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