Bikini Model, who really only does Victoria’s Secret once a year, I guess she’s made her money, and can live the good life back home in Brazil where she’s probably very famous, allowing her to spend her days working out and producing fitness porn for instagram….Izabel Goulart, is pretty fucking subtle… I appreciate this behavior….or marketing campaign…it works for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Izabel Goulart in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I figure one Hilary Duff post isn’t enough in a day….so here’s another one… I just can’t help but post pics of some teen jailbait star…turned billionaire empire running “Stuff by Hilary Duff” icon to a generation….only to get married and make babies…before realizing…she should get back to acting, even if she was never a good actor, but what else is she supposed to do with herself… She’s got a good face, shitty tits, sturdy body, thick legs and people fucking love her, so here she is in some of her best work since Lizzy Mcquire, or whatever the fuck the show that made her famous was… Here’s the instagram video… A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Jan 1, 2016 at 4:32pm PST The post Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like this pussy forward, pelvic thrust by Daisy RIDLEY. I am the only person who hasn’t seen Star Wars, I hate Star Wars…but I do know that Han Solo dies, that’s fucking internet for ruining everything…not that I care that he dies, as far as I’m concerned he died back when he married Ali McBeal….I am not much of a spoiler alert, spoiler, I am just spoiled, and if you’re an actual star wars fan, you’ve already seen the shit and know dude’s dead…unless you’re reading this from prison. In which case…sucks to be you…please don’t make a point of killing me…like you were Steve Avery.. Either way, her name is Daisy Ridley, she’s the new Natalie Portman or Carrie Fisher, who will no be able to have a career outside of Star Wars..or who now has the most lucrative of careers because of Star Wars…seeing as before Star Wars…she didn’t even have a fucking agent… I guess she’s in the illuminati…makes sense.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post New Star Wars Chick in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am blown away by dudes I meet who are into pregnancy porn, or ready to drop porn, or who say that pregnant women, with their weird parasites growing in their pussy region, for 9 months before being shat out of their vagina, only to ruin their pussy, and really their bodies, along with the rest of their fucking life…their freedom, their happiness, everything… I mean, I guess there is a bit of an LOL in fucking another dude’s pregnant wife, you know just because it brings that “omg she’s such a fucking slut, she’s cheating on her husband, while she has his baby in her”…level of amazing that I experience everytime I fuck a married women… I am also blown away by dudes I meet who talk about Anne Hathway like she’s hot…but here she is in a bikini top with a hard nipple…it does nothing to me, but I’m impotent and have low testosterone. She looks bloated, like she eats alot, like her shits are disgusting, all while whining….about her pregnancy symptoms…making me look at her with deep rooted hatred and normally I feel zero…it’s all part of being a psychopath. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anne Hathaway has a Hard Pregnant Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Caroline Flack slips a nip while sunbathing ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Drunken Stepfather’s Top “More Famous Than Me Bitches” ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Emma King is a beautiful naked Nordic siren ( egotasticallstars.com ) Bad Girl Bryci is boob-a-licious! ( boobieblog.com ) Solveig Mork Hansen has big bikini tubes ( lastmenonearth.com ) Four movie resolutions you should make in 2016 ( doubleviking.com ) Anastasia Ashley spent New Year’s Eve scantily clad on a bed with alcohol ( steakwood.com ) To make a great Noir, all you need is a hot Femme Fatale ( fleshbot.com )
Selena Gomez posted a bikini pic to celebrate 2016….in some tropical setting with some average looking dumpy girls because they make her feel prettier…girls we can assume are her hired staff because those are the only people excited to hang out with her…thanks to getting paid minimal money, while getting a taste of the celebrity life, or maybe I’m just being a hater, and these average looking girls are hot as fuck, I just have high standards, I’m a tough critic, and a pile of girls should be enough for me to get exited, but maybe I’m just distracted by Selena’s fat thighs as she sucks in her belly…with her bandeau top being held up by her little implants she pretends she didn’t get, because Lupus Chemotherapy….is a better approach to her medical leaves… Doesn’t matter, you fuckers are into her. The post Selena Gomez in a Bikini Sucking in her Belly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999. I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old.. Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER… That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”… Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal.. The post Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Rosie Huntington-Whitely with her man, Jason the Action Star, who we can assume cheats on her, snce no one is loyal, especially not balding actors on testosterone therapy to stay as manly as possible into their 40s, it’s good for business….but that she probably doesn’t care about either way, no one is sexually loyal to anyone anymore, even average people, all thanks to the internet, which has done a lot for the advancement of finding pussy that isn’t your wife or girlfriend to fuck… I have been a Rosie Huntington-Whitely fan for a long time, I don’t think she’s looking as good as she’s looked in the past, but she still seems to have that superiority complex, that would be the kind of attitude that lays there while you fuck her, in a “you’re so lucky to be fucking me, so I’m not going to do anything for you, no riding you, no sucking your dick, no eating you ass, I’ll just lay her until you make me cum”…cunty vibe and I am all about girls who hate me, or who I am dating who hate me, or who I am fucking who hate me, or are bitches to me, there’s just nothing that turns me on more than a girl banging me and hating me while they do it, because they know I am disgusting and they are too good for me…and I guess this is the famous model version of that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE As a Sidenote, she’s in Glamour UK February and here’s a glimpse…could be a good shoot… The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for the People of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The good news is Rita Ora ‘s still on that beach vacation of hers in Miami. The bad? It looks like she’s finally gotten over that case of nippleitis . But I guess all good things must come to an end eventually, right? And as long as we’re still getting more Rita bikini pictures, I can’t complain. And neither should you. Photos: PacificCoastNews
As you can see I did my research pretty aggressively on this one…years of fucking digging thought the archives of her existence…interviewing people who know her…and her family…and fans…I didn’t even bother googling her instagram..because ultimately, I am a grown man and even posting on this is pathetic.. What I do know is that she’s from the UK, she host some shit called “I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here”….I don’t know anything about her or that show, I am not from the UK, and if I was I would probably be doing heroin with Gypsies in their caravans and not bothering watching garbage TV, that features very low level celebrities… I just know she’s in a bikini and it’s hardly life changing, everyone wears bikinis, even my fat wife tries to wear bikinis, but I guess it’s just nice that her idea of a bikini is is changing out of her bikini, exposing more of her tit than if she was in a bikini, including her nipple, since she knows the paparazzi will post it and help get her press, all while distracting from her barrel shaped gut…in a country where the tabloids are huge, paparazzi still exists, and the sun doesn’t, so seeing their own with a real life tan is new enough, with or without nipple, since even the conservative UK is less nipple scared than America… I’m glad there are some old timers, still pulling out tit for press, even when they are chubby… The post Caroline Flack Nipple Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
