Kate Hudson, celebrity daughter turned celebrity, who has been the leading lady in a bunch of movies over the course of her career, that was so challenging to get, seeing as her parents were pretty fucking connected, more interestingly has had far more roles as the leading lady in sex with rich LA dudes…seriously, everyone has fucked this ass… She’s in her late 30s now, a mom of at least one kid, but her little booty she’s always had, is still looking a good amount of round, so why not post it on instagram for her groupies and fans…because her ass is what all of us want to see of her…we’re not interested in her barely there tits…her old lady face….or her used up mom vagina… I guess what it comes down to is that I like seeing girls posting booty pics..even when they are old, washed up, ladies..I am so deep as a thinker…a modern day philosopher.. The post Kate Hudson Booty Pop in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is all so stupid..but here’s some Elsa Pataky doing some bikini shoot…for some random bullshit.. She’s 39 and was in Fast and the Furious…so that means a bunch of the lamest motherfuckers in the world, who sit through movies like Fast and the Furious, like you…love her.. She’s too old for me, even if she’s fit…she died at 25…and she can keep trying, and she does keep trying…it gets her in movies…and movies make her money..so who gives a fuck about what I have to say about another girl getting in a bra to appease the male audience..by objectifying herself to get ahead because she feels it is the only way in the Patriarchal world we live in…where I am king and you are my minions… The post Elsa Pataky in her Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The very foundation of a royal marriage – nay – any marriage is built on the time spent together between man and wife. So how the devil are the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge expected to keep their union strong if Her Majesty keeps filling up their calendar! RUDE. JK JK, this story is a bunch of crap; OK! has it on made up good authority that the Queen “has approved more romantic dates” for William and Catherine. WAIT! Her Majesty isn’t just going to hand over permission for alone time without demanding something in return. Do you think Ursula just gave Ariel human legs? The Queen wants William to take over the couple’s public speaking duties, since Catherine sucks at giving speeches. Her Royal Highness “hasn’t quite mastered the confidence necessary to properly represent the royals when speaking in public.” View Slideshow: 21 Royally Hot Kate Middleton Bikini Photos The Cambridges are so excited about their court-approved date nights that they’re planning a vacation to Mustique in late November! “[Kate and Wills] are determined to keep the romance alive and put their love first,” a source told the magazine, according to Celebrity Dirty Laundry. The story also alleges that the Queen can’t stand Carole Middleton and wants her kept away from Prince George and Princess Charlotte (“there are plenty of nannies to help care” for them), and is popping antacid over news about Prince Harry ‘s forthcoming love child . Hokay, so even without speaking to any source from Buckingham Palace or Kensington Palace, I can say with full confidence that this story is something out of a poorly-written Hallmark movie. First of all, William has made it crystal clear with palace courtiers and his family alike that no one, but no one, is to meddle in his private affairs. Following the untimely death of his mother, the Princess of Wales , those in his inner circle have obeyed the Duke’s requests. It’s been well documented that the Queen gives her grandson the amount of space he needs in order to build a successful marriage with Catherine. In 2012 William told biographer Robert Hardman that Her Majesty told him to forget whatever wedding invite list aides had drawn up (full of stuffy royal relatives and the like), start from scratch and invite his and Catherine’s friends first. Secondly, if there are any “fractures” in the royal marriage, then let’s take a look at William and Catherine’s body language at engagements. A friend of mine commented that they had “eye sex” during every engagement of their 2013 royal tour of New Zealand. As someone who’s made a living studying the British royal family, I am finding it very, very difficult to believe any of the quotes pulled from this story. The Cambridges may have spent a “romantic” minibreak in Dundee, Scotland, but they also had a day of events there on October 23rd. And with their alma mater, St. Andrews University about an hour away, it’s very likely they spent the night. Kate Middleton, Beyonce Meet-and-Greet As far as a vacation to Mustique, that’s not likely to happen until January or February; for the past few years Catherine has joined her family on the island for a private holiday. No tropical vacations are believed to take place from now until the end of the year, since the royal diary is always jam-packed through the holidays. The quote about “plenty of nannies” being able to care for George and Charlotte is false because they have one nanny, Maria Borrallo , who graduated from the prestigious Norland College. As for Carole, what the Queen thinks of Catherine’s mom is anyone’s guess. The Middletons have been included in everything from the planning of the royal wedding to Christmas Day church service, so if the Queen is not in love with Carole, she’s not showing it. To summarize, the Queen is almost 90, and upon her death, Prince Charles becomes sovereign. All of these facts mean that William and Catherine will need to take on more royal responsibilities, leaving them with less time to lead a more private, normal life that they prefer. This is likely where OK! started sniffing around for some sort of a “scoop.” View Slideshow: 16 Times Prince Harry Made Us Royally Swoon
Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking…. I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program… In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel… Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for new bikini hotties for us all to drool over, and here’s my latest find: Morgan Shelly . Now, according to my research, Morgan’s from South Africa and… yeah, that’s it. That’s all I was able to find out. Luckily though, I think these bikini pictures more than speak for themselves. So enjoy. » view all 12 photos
“Mmmmmmmmmohmygod!” Kim Kardashian Gets Roasted Over Throwback Picture “Posted” By North West Kim Kardashian is currently getting relentlessly roasted over a throwback picture that she claims was posted by her toddler daughter. The reality starlet took to IG today to share an old thirst trap of herself looking slimmy trimmy in a bikini with the caption “North posted this while playing games on my phone. Not sure how or why she chose it but I’m not complaining!” Unfortunately for her however several people doubted her claims and blasted Kimmy for using her daughter as an excuse to post a throwback thirst trap. A new hashtag has since emerged #NorthPostedThis where fans are relentlessly roasting Kim. North posted a pic of Kim K on the gram And Khole hasn't had plastic surgery Guess what, my grandmother is Cicely Tyson. — Bridgette. (@BgRs) November 6, 2015 #NorthPostedThis …silly girl, I think she tryna tell Kim something
Normally, I hate fall, because it means a summer’s worth of short shorts and bikini pictures is coming to an end. But I forget there’s actually something to look forward to when it comes to the colder weather: it’s nippleitis season. And here’s busty Brit Abigail Clancy coming down with a slight case in London. Here’s hoping it starts catching. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week last year… Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them.. I remember a friend sent me a video of her kid dancing in a bikini by the pool as a “cute check out my baby, don’t worry you aren’t the dad”…situation…and when I saw it had 30,000 views I started clicking on the commenters and realized they were troll accounts that had favorited nothing by young girl in bathing suit videos… I always knew that anything, even the corporate, traded on the stock market companies….from google to Facebook get most of their traffic from sex and porn, that’s what people like…but it just reminded me how creepy people are… Her name has been circulating, so I figured I’d dig to see what she’s about…since the perverts are already all about her…figured…why not..right.. Apparently she sings…and uptalks about being done being hipster…. She Also Sky Dives and has a speech impediment Apparently she’s got fans…so here’s a roundup video some creeps edited….amazing… Here’s a bikini nipple slip… Here is a Jazzy One… Here she is eating.. The post Lia Marie Johsnon Is a Young Harlot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Blake Lively is shooting a movie in Australia…and she’s got some solid tits…I don’t remember her having tits like this, but then again, I never really pay attention to Blake Lively, even when she was relevant for being a huge hit show…five years ago…before marrying Ryan Reynolds, like she was Scarlett Johansson…. I guess I always just saw her face is of a muppet build…But that body is great….those tits great…probably fake, maybe milk filled or caused by hormones…since she had a kid 1 year ago…and no girl I know who has had a kid a year ago looks like this…but then again, they aren’t getting paid millions of dollars to be in a bikini, and maybe they should be…because if we had a social program that pays moms to look solid in a bikini 1 year post childbirth….maybe the fat new mom perpetuating her fat body by hanging with other fat new moms…eating cake…because they loved the freedom of eating whatever they wanted…and don’t want that to ever end so if they stick together…they can just blame childbirth, even though EVERYONE….has seen famous chicks and models bounce back because they have to…we’re onto you new moms and your baby weight…we’re onto you… The post Blake Lively in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sophie Simmons is really committed to this instagram model thing. It’s like being the daughter of a billionaire rockstar and Playboy model isn’t enough for her. It’s like she can’t just find better hobbies like helping the poor, or refugees or really anything…but instead she’s paying for self involved photoshoots, that she is the star of..in the most vapid and useless thing a bitch could do… Is she addicted to likes, is she that vain that she feels the need to share herself with the world, is she just an exhibitionist and this is the only way she can cum, or is she looking for love her dad was too busy to give her, or is she just like her dad and wants to spread her seed…or is her dad paying her becauase it keeps people talking about the brand he loves more than her.. Who knows…but bikinis… The post Sophie Simmons in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
